My titties say goodnight 😘
My titties say goodnight 😘
2020-09-10 03:40:42 +0000 UTC View PostYellow is the happiest colour, change my mind.
2020-09-09 15:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll move my hand if you ask nicely... and/or, just swipe 😜
2020-09-09 02:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostI had a Mandela Effect situation this weekend where I was positive that I’ve seen a donkey emoji, but it doesn’t exist... I can picture it so vividly 🤯 Yet another glitch in the simulation.
2020-09-08 17:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to let you guys know that I have a big backlog of messages in my inbox that I’m working through. If you haven’t received a response from me, I’m not ignoring you! I have a busy day today but I hope to get through all the messages tomorrow. Thank you for being patient with me 💛🙏
2020-09-07 20:03:54 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you smiled a lot today 💛
2020-09-06 03:58:23 +0000 UTC View PostBooty is in the eye of the beholder.
2020-09-05 17:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostReady ready ready for the weekend 🙌
2020-09-04 18:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I just want to caption my pictures like, “Yo whaddup here’s a picture of me naked.” 🤷🏼♀️ That’s what it is.
2020-09-04 02:35:06 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you have a very good day ☺️
2020-09-02 17:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostIn the words of the revered poet Billie Joe Armstrong, “Wake me up when September ends.” 😴
2020-09-01 17:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I try to be all ~ S E R I O U S ~ but it doesn’t usually last for long 😜
2020-09-01 04:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostWaffles vs. pancakes. Which side are you on?
2020-08-30 17:54:25 +0000 UTC View PostIf anyone knows how to manipulate the space-time continuum, hit me up, I’m trying to stop the summer from ending.
2020-08-30 03:45:35 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning ☀️ I hope your dreams were funny!
2020-08-29 16:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see my boobs? It’s easy! All you have to do is swipe!
2020-08-29 04:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn my earbuds: an episode of Everything is Alive, my favourite silly podcast
2020-08-28 16:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever had a lucid dream? One time I realized I was dreaming, so I conjured a dinosaur and rode it through the city 🦕
2020-08-27 04:41:10 +0000 UTC View PostMy favourite lingerie is almost always from Free People. Just sayin’ 😋
2020-08-26 17:51:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlexa, play “Smooth” by Carlos Santana featuring vocals by Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
2020-08-26 02:34:53 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you guys feel about my glasses?
2020-08-25 17:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostI love playing with shadows and sunbeams, what can I say
2020-08-25 02:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post