If I’m not cooking, cleaning, doing dishes, folding laundry, (or eating), I’m probably doing something loud. Or something dirty. Or both. Here’s a good clean fun video of me getting dirty work done with my shirt off set to one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands, The Wood Brothers. Enjoy. “Get your chores done first so you can play more later.“ That’s my motto.
2023-04-19 14:20:24 +0000 UTC View PostJust a short PG-13 version of shower time. Should I post the spicy version too? Which one? They all end with a moneyshot. 😇 Decisions decisions.
2023-04-19 04:08:34 +0000 UTC View PostMy wife taught me the proper way to peel citrus fruit. You’ve been peeling them wrong your entire life. Try it this way. It’s so much better.
2023-04-19 04:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostSunday. Office hours in the tub. Some time to reflect on the last few days. Some time to recover from my work out. And also I’d like to say, I have developed a recent affinity for making shower videos. I hear they are fairly popular on only fans. One of these days maybe I’ll post mine too. Maybe later today who knows. 🫣
2023-04-16 20:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I posted this photo so you all can learn a little more about me and what I believe in. Women’s rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. We deserve all equality before the law. We stand together.
2023-04-15 18:15:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday during our session my personal trainer liked what she saw so she took a few photos for me to post on my spicy page. She truly is my secret weapon. It’s nice to know someone has my back, is supportive of me, and really wants to help me have a dilf-bod not only for me, but for my wife and for you guys! I also edited the pictures and video together to make a fun TikTok video so please follow me there too and smash that like button. Strength training is one of the things that’s really helped me to keep doing the things I need to do as a daddy. Highly recommend it.
2023-04-15 11:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat??? I made a shower video today? Maybe I’ll post it later… for now here’s where the action took place. 😇 For the record, I’m much cleaner on the outside now. But still just as dirty on the inside. 😈
2023-04-14 14:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnd now the moment you‘ve all been waiting for. Hi. This is me. The real life stay at home dad. This is the story of how I ended up here on only fans. Well, part of it at least. This is how the stay_at_home_dilf came to be, and how my mind was completely blown and changed forever from just one conversation with a kind stranger.
If you feel like tipping, I really appreciate it. Love you all.
Thank you to my newest subscribers! At worst, I look forward to making you laugh by acting silly and entertaining myself making content about the mundane chores no one really enjoys. And tell
You some stories. Recently I took the bdsm test again. My score is about the same as it was last year. I suggest checking it out. It’s fun to take and seems to really do a good job defining your kinks. At least it did mine. Bdsmtest.org
A little audio update. I haven’t posted in awhile. So give a listen. I realized I’ve needed to take this approach from the beginning. It’s more about the story. Without a story, nothing really happened.
2023-02-21 14:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m getting some good ideas for content from my friend @thegardenerh2o. He’s probably one of the best dilfs on the internet. Definitely a dad I want to friend.
2023-02-14 14:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a minute since I posted. But I had new inspiration today. I made some new friends and I they are pretty cool.
2023-01-29 02:01:50 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you’re honest about hard work being… well… hard. Just doing my job.
2022-11-18 17:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Spent most of the day assembling a cabinet and utility sink. Then I folded laundry again like a good dilf does.
2022-11-15 21:50:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe last few days I’ve not been able to stop cumming. I go through cycles of being horny, and then even more horny. After cumming three times yesterday and once this morning you’d think I was done. But my wife likes to say there’s always more cum. And she’s right. There’s always more cum.
2022-11-10 20:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostRelaxing in the bathtub. I just got done scrubbing the bathroom floor, and the shower and the toilet with bleach. Honestly I’ve been busy all day. Now I finally get a chance to get clean. At least on the outside. No matter how much I scrub. I’m afraid I’ll always be dirty on the inside.
2022-11-10 20:07:51 +0000 UTC View Post
That moment when you answer the door without a shirt on and it’s the really cute Amazon delivery girl. Your eyes avoid each others’ but then they lock. I smile. She blushes. I blush. I thank her for the package. She smiles again and says you’re welcome then turns and walks away with a little bounce in her step. Not gonna lie, she gave me a little bounce in my step too and really made this stay at home dilf smile. This is the second time I’ve answered the door without a shirt and she’s been on the other side of it. Both times by accident of course. Next time I’ll be sure it’s on purpose. I hope she delivers more packages soon.
2022-11-10 19:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I am usually the one cleaning up other peoples messes but today I made a mess of my own. Should I upload the video of how I made this mess???
2022-11-10 03:42:56 +0000 UTC View PostLet's listen to some audio and cum together. Oh wait, I already did. Twice. But you haven't cum to it yet. There was a cricket loose in the house and it got away. We were able to distract each other with sex. Nipple sucking. Dirty talking. We talk about shaving her again and me going down on her for a long time. Playful talk. And no, I'm not stealing her heat pad. But it is soooo nice on her side of the bed.
When I touch her I feel she's so wet, and I just want to play with her and get her warmed up. I eventually just watch her, fingering herself, laying on her back letting me watch while I stroke my cock. I love that she lets me lay there and just play with her clit. I love to get her off. I just barely give her the tip of my fingers. She's so wet for me. Every time she gets so fucking wet for me. I love how she lets me do whatever I want to her. She holds onto my hard cock and feels it throb for her. She wants my cock in her pussy now. She's so wet, she spreads her pussy open for me to see.
We kiss deeply as I enter her... It feels so good I can't help but to start by fucking her hard right away. Because she deserves it. Or at least I think she deserves it. She's such a good wife and mommy. She's the only milf for me. We can faintly hear the coyotes howling as we fuck.... then she cums.... she sounds so amazing. Hearing her beathing so heavy, cumming so hard. I ask why do you cum so good? Why do you fuck me so good? Because I love you... You just get so wet. You just get so wet like that. Did you think when we were younger that someday I'd fuck you like this? I don't know, but I fucking love it.
She just lays down with her legs open for me to use her... I just wanna spread myself open for you.... you fuck me so fucking good. I fuck her hard and fast and have to slow down because I don't want to cum quite yet. We slow down a bit... and I tell her how much I'd love to let someone watch us fuck... and let them cum over us... and let us see them cum. She cums on my cock again as I tell her how I want to fuck her in front of a friend and let everybody see how hard she cums. I'm really going to cum when you fucking pound me like that... If you cum again I'm gonna cum. you want some cum? yeah....there's some cum... We make a mess all over her.... so much cum. mmm fuck. I thank her for appreciating a hard fuck.
So I got the Mrs. a wand. It’s a hit! It made her cum so hard and fast I decided to try it on myself when she left for work this morning. Oh my lord. It really didn’t take long. I didn’t think I even had any cum left after last night. But there’s always more it seems.
2022-11-05 14:16:34 +0000 UTC View PostDoing the dishes really quick before anyone gets home. I don’t wanna start the night off with a mess. Join me and let’s get some chores done.
2022-11-05 07:06:42 +0000 UTC View PostMy last neon lines video in the bathroom scrubbing series. Now it’s time for me to clean myself. It’s a dirty job. No matter how many showers or baths I take though, I’m still dirty on the inside. Feels good to finally peel off those shorts.
2022-11-05 00:24:06 +0000 UTC View PostNearing the end of my series of short videos scrubbing down the bathroom with bleach. It was such a dirty job. But I did it. Because that’s what you do when you’re a stay at home dilf.
2022-11-05 00:08:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My office hours were well spent today. Every dad deserves a long soak in the tub.
2022-11-02 20:25:39 +0000 UTC View PostGotta catch ‘em all right? Can you help this dilf drain his poke balls for Halloween? Pokémon, to me, sounds like poke-a-mom. Moms are welcome to help.
2022-10-31 21:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a Happy Halloween treat for the vampires out there who’d like something to suck on. You can have me. This one’s for free.
2022-10-31 21:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostMore than halfway done I’m seriously sweating. I’m seriously dirty inside and out too. Just making these videos turns me on. I like to see things getting done. Often though I really wish I was being done. That I could lay back and let someone else do all these chores for me. Then they can come take care of me. Oh the daydreams I have while doing chores.
2022-10-31 14:32:43 +0000 UTC View PostAt this point I’m about halfway through scrubbing the bathroom floor. But that’s what a stay at home dilf does. Dirty jobs suck. But my reward is so good. Getting to fuck my wife nearly every day— that’s a paycheck just by itself. My friends might wonder why I stay home and bust ass like I do. If it’s any mystery then they’re not fucking my wife. I am. I keep asking myself how sex just keeps getting better. Aren’t we supposed to be less horny by now? Apparently that’s a big nope. Stay horny. Keep that fire going.
2022-10-31 14:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostWatch out it’s about to get crazy over here. Actually not too crazy. But still. Scrubbing the bathroom floor isn’t anyone’s favorite thing yet it must be done. If this motivates you to go scrub your own bathroom floor then my work here isn’t done, it’s only just begun. What I need is a running list of the “to do’s”. And that list evolves daily as the seasons change. Let’s make a list shall we?
2022-10-31 14:04:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s a stay at home dilf do when you leave him home alone??? Chores of course. If I’m not folding laundry, doing dishes, or cooking I’m probably cleaning something else somewhere. Do you have chores you need done? I can make you a list and motivate you to help.
2022-10-31 01:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post
