My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effo..
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2022-08-30 02:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2022-08-30 02:01:47 +0000 UTC View Postmy ideal body weight is yours on mine😏
2022-08-29 19:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostCan you put your hands on me? 👅
2022-08-29 02:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostI have nothing to do for today, send me message and let's have some fun.
2022-08-28 11:12:55 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re reading this, I love you.
2022-08-28 08:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
2022-08-28 05:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.
2022-08-28 02:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
2022-08-27 23:01:54 +0000 UTC View PostWould you rather fuck me in the shower?
2022-08-26 14:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy whole life is a comedy. Who wants to turn it into a romantic comedy with me?
2022-08-26 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostIf “yes” was my answer, what would you ask me?
2022-08-26 05:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I was your cuddle plush.
2022-08-26 02:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’m so in love with you.Every time I look at you, my soul gets dizzy.
2022-08-25 23:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you do to me if you were here right now? Tell me and I’ll do it to myself. 😈
2022-08-25 20:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostSwoon over me, I'll catch you.
2022-08-25 08:02:47 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t mind being on Santa’s naughty list if it’s just me being naughty with you.
2022-08-25 05:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostMy lips are the gun, my smile is the trigger, and my kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer!
2022-08-25 02:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostHow about you come over here? I’ve got all of your favorites ready. Burgers, fries, smoothies, and me.
2022-08-24 23:02:06 +0000 UTC View PostI hope that your day is as nice as my butt🍑
2022-08-24 17:40:57 +0000 UTC View PostGuys were made so that we girls can flirt.
2022-08-24 08:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostI would love to be your damsel in distress.
2022-08-24 05:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostMany people say that pretty is on the inside. Lucky for me, I’m also pretty outside.
2022-08-24 02:02:36 +0000 UTC View Post