✨💗 in one month from today, I will be FIVE YEARS SOBER! 💗✨ here is a collection of SFW and NSFW photos taken during this five year journey I've been on! I am hoping to get a nice big treat to celebrate half a decade of NO drugs, alcohol, and other self destructive behaviours - any tips on this post will help me get there!
For those who do not know, June 22, 2016 was the first day on my road to recovery, ending years of heroin, crack, benzo, and alcohol addiction, as well as focusing on treatment for bipolar disorder, generalized anxiety, OCD, ADHD, and a handful of other mental and physical ailments. I am happy to share more or answer any questions you may have about my past or present, just leave a comment or DM me!
Staying sober is HARD, especially when you're mentally ill and suffer from chronic pain, but I haven't had a puff, snort, shoot or drink since June 22, 2016, and I do not want that to change! Tell me you're proud by leaving a tip, please. My celebratory present will be a permanent reminder of my hard work and the love from anyone who helped me get it~ :)
Looking into buying a bathing suit for the first time in over a decade. I am not fond of my body, so I'm usually a baggy shirt boi when I go to the beach... If you think I should invest in a cute bathing suit, send a tip so I can buy one!
Happy Friday! Did you get paid? Send me a tip! Then come back to bed and play with me~ what movie would you want to watch while we cuddle?
(I am going to be extremely busy all day! Just letting you know so nobody gets offended if it takes me a while to respond to any DMs and comments. Sending 1 big hug to all of you, and if you're nice, you are also being sent 1 very passionate kiss. 🥰💋)
Due to past traumas, I have a painful condition called vaginismus - it's a spasm in my vagina that makes it close to impossible to stick anything into it! 🙃 BUT I do have two yummy penetration videos, so if you'd like to see them, send me a DM or comment on this post! 💗
But.. am I cute even though I have a spasming vagina? :P luckily for you, my issues with vaginal sex have made it so my skills in giving head are absolutely INCREDIBLE.. and I do very much enjoy showing them off~
Don't you want to fuck yourself while watching me fuck myself?
hey everyone! this has been my worst month on onlyfans so far, and as this is my only source of income, my dog is in need of medication and prescription food, and I'm trying to get some extra money together to treat myself to celebrate 5yrs sober in June, I'm a bit... freaked out! o: if there is anything I could be doing to inspire more tips, please let me know!
I've been having nightmares every night that remind me of lost love... so I'll stay in bed and do some self worshipping to make my day better! would you come into bed with me?
don't I look cute in these older pics? I was just sitting here thinking: I can't remember the last time I really had fun, isn't that sad? maybe you could send a tip so I could treat myself to some fun? maybe? I dunno :3
💘✨💗 about me + my favourites 💗✨💘
• hello! my name is Ean (pronounced like Ian), but most people call me Egg! :)
• I am agender. I prefer they/them pronouns.
• I've lived a very wild life so far. I hope to write a book about it someday! These days, though, I spend most of my time working and playing video games.
• I LOVE ANIMALS! I help care for a dog, a cat, a tortoise, and a snake! Rest in peace to my beloved best friend Astro, 4/18/05 - 2/25/23 💕
• and because I love animals so dearly, I am a vegetarian! I primarily live off of fruit, pasta and sweets.
• I am a recovering addict who has been in recovery since June 22, 2016. Heroin was my drug of choice, followed by crack and benzos.
• I'm a mentally ill mess. I have bipolar disorder, PTSD, ADHD, OCD, generalized anxiety and more!
• I am CONSTANTLY in pain. I was born a bit banged up and have been harsh on my physical form over the years, so if I'm awake, I'm in pain. I have damage to my brain, lungs and nervous system, as well as fibromyalgia and anemia. Please be gentle, I am fragile.
• wanna-be "artist" - I enjoy drawing and writing (and I love singing when no one is around)
• I prefer being around animals/bugs and in nature than being around people.
• In real life I am PAINFULLY SHY and CONSTANTLY ANXIOUS. I cannot order my own food in restaurants, I cannot shop in stores that don't have self check out, I do not talk on the phone to anyone. I'm that shy cutie that you can take on a date and get the best head of your life from afterwards!
• I LOVE exploring others fetishes and fantasies, that is what turns me on the most! Bringing you pleasure gives me pleasure.
• a few other things I'm into are foreplay, ASMR, and anything that will give me goosebumps! Plus, I looooooove sucking cock and getting creampied! Spanking, breeding kink, and cheating kinks definitely turn me on, too!
• I am a switch. I can be your devious Dom AND your submissive slut.. and everything in between.
• I collect stuffed animals, keychains, cute socks and cool t-shirts
• I LOVE getting tattoos more than anything! Want to make me the happiest ever? Pay for my next tattoo! 💋
• I may be silly and shy and nerdy and artsy and kinky and weird and fun, but that does not mean I will put up with any sort of disrespect. Respect is what I demand first and foremost. Show me that, and we will have a great time together!
FAVOURITES 💗
Band: Nine Inch Nails (followed by Type O Negative, Tool, System of a Down, Failure and Rammstein)
Song: The Becoming by NIN
Album: The Downward Spiral
Composer (deceased): Beethoven
Composer (living): Trent Reznor
Animated film: Paprika
Live action film: Oldboy (Korean)
Video game: Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker AND Twilight Princess (GameCube was my first console and I will forever love it and other
Nintendo products the most.. but I'm also a huge Skyrim fan!)
Animated TV show: Over the Garden Wall, King of the Hill (I've been told I'm 50% Bobby Hill...)
Live action TV show: House MD, The Sopranos (...and 50% Gregory House)
Artists (deceased): Rene Magritte, Rick Griffin
Artists (living): Kazuhiro Hori, Rob Sheridan
Comedian: Mitch Hedberg
YouTuber: videogamedunkey
Colour: most shades of green, especially darker ones like forest green
Tree: oak
Flower: marigold
Food: mac + cheese
Dessert: ice cream sundae (followed by brownies.. so a sundae WITH brownies involved is the best!)
Fruit: lemon, pineapple
Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
Want to make me smile? Send a tip! 🥰
• $7 for a pint of Ben and Jerry's 🍨
• $20 for pet food 🐍🐶😺
• $20 for toiletries 🧼🧴
• $30 for a new stuffed animal 🧸
• $30 for a GlitchGoods shirt 👕
• $45 to fill my gas tank ⛽
• $50+ for my medications 💊
• $50-300 to help me be a psychonaut 🍄
• $200-500 for a new tattoo 🎨
...or any other amount! those are just the things I need or want on a regular basis :)
Do you have any questions for me? Ask away! I am very, very open about the good, bad, weird, sad, strange, ugly, and beautiful - I overshare as a coping mechanism~
and of course...
Thank you for subscribing! Your support helps me continue surviving (even on the days when I don't want to) and that means a lot to me! 💕 This is what I do as a full time job so tips, rebilling, buying customs, genital rates ($10 for a written rating, $20 for a video rating, both are 100% honest!) and sexting sessions really help me out!
If you made it to the end of this little ramble, I am virtually sending you 1 very big hug, and 3 kisses wherever you want them placed! 😘
nighty night sweet dreams I've had a constant headache for nine days now and am incredibly depressed and stressed out.. so it'd be really wonderful to wake up to some tips and have a reason to smile.. 💗
I have added some dog food that my dog needs to help with his kidney disease to my wishlist, and here's the link! Money has been very, very tight and coming in very, very, VERY slowly lately so PLEASE if you can help me make my fuzzy friend a little happier and healthier, it would mean so much! 💗 his vet bills were more than I was expecting to deal with this month, but I will not let my best friend down!
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