Sorry guys for being that quiet the last few days. I am taking part in further training on keeping ostriches. At the end of the week I am back at my place 🙂
2024-02-15 08:31:32 +0000 UTC View PostIf you are bored and horny just do it 😉
2024-02-06 23:51:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy definition of hard office work … not many people work harder then me 😂
2024-01-30 01:27:06 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I lied to you on Instagram 😉 One of my more subtile nicknames was „the Terminator“ I‘ll be back!
2024-01-24 01:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostHungry eyes…
I have the urge to stuff someone completely up!
I got a feeling that the night is gonna be a good night… but I don’t know why😅 can you tell me why?
2024-01-09 02:22:14 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new year my friends! 🚀 You are the best supporters I can imagine. Let’s see what next year has in store for all of us💪
2024-01-01 00:45:47 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you've all been good boys and girls this year! Otherwise Knecht Ruprecht has to come around and he will punish all the bad ones with his hard rod. 🍆
2023-12-24 00:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the rules 😉 No touching, just looking
2023-12-18 01:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostThis is how we are measuring the snow depth in north Germany. We had a half meter Snow ❄️ this week… just kidding.
What depth of snow do you think we had?😉
I did it again… are you ready for this?😉
2023-12-02 23:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostA rare Moment… me putting on underwear. Yes I know I know it’s unbelievable right?😅
2023-11-21 20:54:18 +0000 UTC View PostBack to black? I tried one of these AI-Comic Apps… I don’t know why but it transformed me into a black man or a weird looking prince with a crown and string?😂
2023-11-14 17:32:31 +0000 UTC View PostI did squats after one month without gymtraining… I have to admit, I can barely walk now😅
2023-11-08 22:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostSorry that I kept you waiting hm? I am back at 100%💪 Feeling I could bring the ring to Mordor a smash Sauron to the ground all by myself 😄
2023-10-31 21:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Guys, I am sorry but I am still out of order. First Covid and as always after having a high fever, I have my stupid Steven-Johnson again. Taking my medication again but the side effects are difficult to bear. I will keep you updated.
2023-10-23 22:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostToday is my birthday guys 🎁 This present is for you but maybe you would like to give me a present too😉
2023-10-11 22:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostPracticing my desensitization 🏋️♂️training Ps: I made that before Covid, at the moment I can’t do anything. And please excuse the dust on the ground 😅 I have two huskies…
2023-10-07 09:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
At the weekend we had a family meeting. My Sister is working for a huge company and travels a lot to India and China. Guess who has Covid again…
2023-10-03 09:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe not the handyman you need, but definitely the one you deserve 👷♂️… or was it the other way around?😅
2023-09-28 17:38:01 +0000 UTC View PostPlaying a bit Microsoft flight simulator with the joystick 🕹️
2023-09-18 20:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My own mobile phone thinks I am a landmark … Would you like to have a statue like that at you home? Or imagine a 35m high statue like the the Colossus of Rhodes. Above a street, right in front the airport of Berlin so you have to go through it when you leaving the airport. Then you know what to expect in Germany😂
2023-09-09 07:08:05 +0000 UTC View PostI am feeling a bit dizzi… i think am spinning too much around at the farm 😵💫
2023-08-31 11:03:24 +0000 UTC View PostI have noticed someone mentioned that i must have had a penis enlargement surgery because of my white scar and that I am not able anymore to lift this huge thing. First: it’s called Vitiligo. An autoimmune skin disease. And Second i will show you my secret training program for penis enlargement. I call it RHT “Richtig hartes Training” or Real Hard Training💪 But don’t try this at home without proper training. I had a special education in Monstercockland…
2023-08-21 06:47:47 +0000 UTC View PostNo joke! This is the third time this happened! Why? Tell me why on earth does this always happen to me?😫
2023-08-11 22:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostI have to clean the stable but I have definitely something different in my mind 😉🍆🍑
2023-08-05 15:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Have a nice start into the week ☀️
2023-07-31 06:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know that I don’t own a wristwatch. I am more the oldschool type… I still have a sundial ☀️ 🍆
2023-07-27 23:16:59 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s your choice, I will give you everything but won’t stop till your end… how would you choose?
2023-07-21 13:39:23 +0000 UTC View PostStretching is very important, I am stretching every day. I either stretch myself or I stretch other people's body parts… so you better be ready when I come😉
2023-07-13 07:15:34 +0000 UTC View Post
