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2020-11-30 16:54:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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A very quick post as well as very weird post. I will post a..
A very quick post as well as very weird post. I will post again today but I have to get to Lowes to get a new door lock so catch up with you then. Worst part is that I forgot about it and was looking forward to spending some quality time with a dildo in my guts and a vibrator buzzing away on my chick dick but that is now postponed for a few hours.
2020-11-29 18:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy exciting night out last night...driving around Daytona in..
My exciting night out last night...driving around Daytona in the Jeep. Actually it was a great time and I may or may not have flashed a few people depending on who is asking đ
2020-11-29 14:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostDid you ever get caught beating off? I have, more than a fe..
Did you ever get caught beating off? I have, more than a few times. I have caught guys beating off. They cover up like Iâm not going to know what they are doing. Dumb asses. I would be happy to help, or just watch. If you have a wife or girlfriend who would get pissed or weirded out if they caught you masturbating, I donât know; I feel bad for you I guess. Yes, I have helped a guy finish jacking off after catching him. I squeezed his balls and told him he looked hot doing it and I wasnât lying. He blew his load, got all embarrassed, and I was like âWhat?â That was awesome now get off the crapper so I can do myself. If I had a boyfriend who got mad about me beating off, out the door he would go. As it is, my current guy tells me he is going to do it and then does. I made him show me his iPad of what he was watching when he did it last. It was a compilation of girls taking throat pies. For those who donât know, itâs when a girl goes down as far as she can and the guy cums in her throat. Itâs an awesome thing to do but the reason I donât do it is I donât get to taste it and feel it in my mouth. I love the way sperm tastes and the hot slimy thick texture makes my mouth water thinking about it. When I throat pie it, I miss out on all that. I do it now and then when a guy really wants me to, but I prefer not to if the choice is left to me. Anyway, it was a hot compilation, so I fingered myself watching the guys cock pulse and twitch as they shot jizz down the girlâs throat. I really liked the way the video clips showed that spot behind the guyâs balls that pumps away like a machine. I like to put my finger on that when a guy cums so I can feel it. It feels like a mechanical joint at that spot and pumps like a massively hard pulse. Super fascinating and massively turns me on. Vaginas donât do cool physical things like dicks when they cum. Itâs all internal and not near as exciting. Feels amazing, just doesnât have the same visual fireworks effect dicks do. I donât know where Iâm going with this. On to the next thing. The video I put up with this post is real. I really blew the guy holding the camera for a ride to the airport. I would have blown him anyway, but he didnât need to know that. Itâs more exciting when you pretend it is an either or situation. Good cum shot, though. I used to enjoy eating his cum. It was the whitest, most perfectly textured sperm I have ever had the pleasure to drink. I was driving home one night and I donât know what came over me, but I just had to have his cum. I stopped by, unzipped him, blew him till he jizzed in my mouth and drove home satisfied with a belly full of ball goo. I never forgot that night. I never got past the entryway the entire time I was there. I went straight down on my knees, worked the cum out of his balls, left him standing there with his dick hanging out of his pants and went home. If he was anywhere nearby I would be on my way right this second to get another bellyful of his delicious sperm. Oddly enough, and maybe it was the amount, or the texture, or whatever, the next day I could still taste his cum as well as smell it even though it was in my stomach. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. Though he was the one that deposited the load down my throat that my boyfriend smelled and promptly dumped me, it was worth every drop. Thanks https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 Catch up with you all a bit later, got to get a few things done!
2020-11-28 19:49:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone. First major holiday of the year in the rear..
Hello everyone. First major holiday of the year in the rear-view mirror. Am I glad? You know it. I enjoy them but man they can be work. Two to go. Christmas and New Year. I suppose I should put some lights up, but I just canât get motivated to do it. Whatâs new? My video guy yester, another no-show, no-call. I knew this one was going to flake. He asked if we could just go on a date instead prior to it. That is almost always an indicator of a no-show. I donât want to deceive people into doing something on the promise of a dating relationship, so I just say no. Oddly enough, I consider making a video somewhat a date. Guess they donât see it that way. I went to the Seadrift last night. Drank a pitcher of Shirley Templeâs. Got a solid sugar high going. Coke and Grenadine isnât bad either. Caffeine keeps me up though, but it adds that extra boost if you get lucky and get a dick put inside you. It was a slow night, nothing super duper going on. I would say about four or five reasonably hot chicks wandered in. Not much in the guy department, though. I was more in the mood for dick than vag, so that sucked. Where am I going with this? I didnât get dick last night. High and dry. Some nights I am just in the mood for a long hard dick splitting me open and pushing around inside of me. Some nights I just donât get that. Sometimes I read the room very wrong. I had a boyfriend once who wanted me to be faithful. I did, for the most part but I wonât bullshit you. I used to let this guy fuck me in the ass, but I didnât consider that cheating. The butt fucker was his friend and like a ding dong he felt guilty and spilled the beans he was spilling his beans in my colon. My boyfriend got over it and he got kinky. He used to constantly ask me why I let his friend fuck me in the ass, as in wanted all the details and fine points including mindset type things. To make a long story short, I told him it turned me on immensely knowing his friendâs sperm was deep in my ass squishing around while he fucked my pussy with no idea his friend had unloaded inside of me less than an hour before. He used to look upset and hurt, but his pants tented. The fucker always had a hard on when I told him these things. Where am I going with this you ask? We went to a club where I ran into a guy I used to fuck. We were still friends and had a quick conversation. When my boyfriend asked me who he was, I told him it was a guy I used to fuck. That his dick was much bigger than his. That he could make me cum much harder than he could and if he asks me to suck his dick, I will drink his jizz fresh and warm right out of his balls. His dick didnât get hard. In fact, he was furious. I thought I had a good read on the room, but boy was I wrong. I made most of that stuff up and told him that, but he wasnât having it. He was so mad he actually pushed me. I have never been pushed by a guy I was dating before, so I was a little shocked. The fucker left me there, all by myself. It was weird. His friend who used to fuck me in the ass drove me home. And, yes, he fucked me in the ass in the Loweâs parking lot. As customary, he left an immense steamy lump of jizz in my bowels. While my boyfriend was justifying his actions because of what I said at the club, his friends sperm was leaking out of my ass. I just smiled at him, told him I understood, went into the bathroom fingered my ass till I came thinking about how his friends cock felt pumping and jerking around in my insides as it emptied itâs guts into me, and moved out the next day. I never fucked his friend again. I wanted to but the chance never came up. My ex was one of those people who think about shit and then decide they may have fucked up and get over zealous about trying to get it backâŠand he did exactly that. He still writes to me years later and may even be a member here. I canât be sure but it sure feel like him when a certain person writes to me on here. Anyway, I could certainly be reading the room wrong on that as well.
2020-11-28 17:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostHappy day after gobble till you wobble... Just trying to wor..
Happy day after gobble till you wobble... Just trying to work some of all that food off đđȘđ»đ
2020-11-27 19:50:31 +0000 UTC View PostGot one last video to put up today. Just so you know, all t..
Got one last video to put up today. Just so you know, all the videos I put up today were made today. That is what you call pretty fresh material. I fucked the Tranny Anny dildo video up with all kinds of whack lighting. Amateur move, but I did it, anyway. Never shoot with natural back light in a house. This one came just a little better, no weird light, and a little easier to maneuver around. Something many people forget, you need room to move when your shooting fuck movie material. One time I was shooting for Brazzers with Johnny Sins and I hit my elbow on the footboard. Holy Christ on Rollerskates, that hurt. Took me ten minutes just to stop hopping around. I donât care who you are. One excellent shot to the elbow, and at the very least you got to back up and regroup, if not call it a day. It was a tough trip. On the way back I fell on the airplane and busted my tailbone, which is that bump you see on my backside. Some lady, of large proportions, such that she was giving the airplane stretch marks, stood right the fuck up and her rotund body which was wider than she was tall, bounced me like a bowling pin. She needed to get to her carry on. It had LifeSavers in it and she needed them to make her ears pop. I ended up with a broken tailbone so she could get her LifeSavers. Never even said so much as sorry. Do you see how nice I am being. Using politically correct terms for her body style. Yeah for me, someone get me a LifeSaver, would ya.
2020-11-25 01:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostForgot about this one, did it this morning before I made the..
Forgot about this one, did it this morning before I made the video and forgot all about it. Shit happens. Anyway, just more random weird shit I do during the day. Hopefully you will enjoy the brief moment I will waste of your day!
2020-11-24 21:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo many people seem to be shocked by my career choices. I w..
So many people seem to be shocked by my career choices. I was doing my thing as a ho ho ho long before I was shooting porn. Over twenty years. Best job on the planet wouldnât trade one minute of it. Never had an unpleasant experience, some obviously better than others, but mostly the best people I ever met were clients. Why did I get out of it? I did it for twenty years. Twenty years is a long time to do anything. Mostly because it was interfering with my own personal sex life. I am concentrating on my own sex life now and of course I picked the best time to do it, dead smack in the middle of a pandemic. Oh well, Iâm still getting it done and things can only get better! Please, as a side note, do not ask for dates on here. It is highly against the rules and I wonât answer you if you do. If you have questions you need answers to milftyler@gmail is your best bet. I know the world is in mass confusion at the moment. I know people are having more than just tough times. I almost feel bad saying this. I am enjoying my life to the fullest. I have learned to turn the TV off, ignore the BS Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, whatever posts. Whatever it is you want to believe is what you are going to believe, irregardless of the truth, including myself. Itâs how we operate. I have learned to pick my battles, draw my lines and ignore the background noise. Now I concentrate on whatâs important. Getting my box stuffed with cock. I donât care about your politics; I am only concerned with how much jizz is in those swollen testicles and what we are going to do about it to get it out of them. Real quick, someone asked me about this, prostate cancer and removal ofâŠ.yes, you can still fuck. The person I know uses the shot. Tri-Mix. Tri-Mix makes your dick hard no matter what. You have no say so in the matter. Everything works exactly the same, except when you cum, itâs a dry cum. Nothing comes out. Who cares? Just less to clean up. Unless of course you use it instead of Viagra, then you will shoot a sloppy, thick, sticky mess. Which I will not complain about cleaning up as long as you donât complain about how I clean it up. Honestly, I enjoy this mans erection over most because it never goes soft. Even after he cums, I have a good thirty to forty-five minutes of steel hard cock to enjoy all to myself. I was watching a porn the other night when I was getting myself off and the guy had the most perfect testicles I have ever seen. They were so round and full, with no sag. They looked like a pair of oranges wrapped in nylon. All I could think of was holding them. I wanted to feel them, squeeze them and see if anything came out his dick from doing so. I would like to have a pair of balls. I wouldnât want them kicked, but I would want to know what itâs like to empty them. Especially if some hot chick was squeezing them just as I came. Does more jizz come out if you squeeze them? Probably a stupid question, but it seems like it would. I like the way cum smells. It has an odor, a specific smell. It makes my mouth water. Just like balls do. Balls, when clean, still have that smell, that guy smell, and it drives me wild. Now donât get me wrong, donât go workout and then ask me lick your sweaty, smelly ball sack, it ainât happening. But that natural smell, fuck me, that turns my box into a dripping mess. Thatâs nature, folks. Simple smell makes me lose my mind and my pussy takes over. I suppose the same thing happens to guys, or at least I hope it does. I mean, I have smelled some pretty rank boxes in my time and itâs not pretty. But for the most part, girls keep it pretty clean down there. I donât get that same uncontrollable urge from the smell of pussy that I do from cock. Must be a hormonal thing. I love sex. Itâs so interesting the way the body and the mind get all fucked up over it, in a good way that is. Itâs never tiring thinking about it. Anyway, I better let you go. I have to fuck a tranny doll and I have been looking forward to that all day!
2020-11-24 17:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1-2 Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky wor..
Post 1-2 Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky world. Seems like we are just spinning wheels and making noise but thatâs about it. Oh well, such is the way of the world as it is. Lets move on the better things. Me. Lol, if Iâm better things, then we definitely have issues on this planet. My favorite saying and I have said it since I was a kid, âWARNING! Living on the planet earth is hazardous to your health!â No matter how you spin it, itâs true. You can literally count on it being true. Anyway. Red yoga pants. I am wearing them to my training session, I donât care that anyone thinks. Not quite true, though I may not care what their minds think, I do care what their dicks think. Thatâs a truth that you can count on. I am wired weirdly. I am more concerned about the wellbeing of a manâs cock than hisâŠbasically anything else. I am bad like that. I literally sometimes think of guys as nothing but vehicles for their dicks. I am unconcerned about how much money they make, how great they are, what their interests are, their life goals. Blah blah blah. Howâs your dick? Is it good? Let me check on it to make sure all is well. Saturday night was fun but very uneventful. It ended up being a solo weekend, though. I broke down last night and got myself off. Oh well, there is always this week. I am supposed to shoot another video with a guy who already shot one. That is tomorrow, but I am a little concerned about it because he asked to go out on like âan actual dateâ and I am not into that with him. Heâs nice, good looking, but the date chemistry isnât there. Donât know if that makes sense, but it is what it is. I have had lots of fuck buddies I made videos with over the years. Some I wanted to date, and they didnât and vice versa. So, I know what itâs like to be a fuck buddy. Does it suck? Maybe at first, but then you just kind of fall into the fuck buddy role and just enjoy the sex. Guys think I donât get turned down. I get turned down more than I donât. I know how to do the loser dance with the best of them. Saturday, I was watching some 20 something studs with their girlfriends, who I admit were extremely crotch soaking tasty, but the guys were better. I found myself making up whole scenarios of getting fucked by all three of them. I was busy thinking about getting airtight with them in the bathroom when my friends tapped me and got me back to reality. I have been doing this lately, probably for the last year. It must be an age thing. I will talk to someone, holding a conversation with someone while playing a porn movie in my head of him, depositing a load of jizz in my colon. I do it all the time now and the scenarios change depending on the person. Can be guys, girls, couples, I am an equal opportunity day porn dreamer. A guy on here joined, asked me when were going to go out and fuck. Sent me pics of his dick which just so you know, I am fine with. I wonât rate them unless you tip me, it takes me 15 minutes to give an honest one, but I donât mind seeing them. Just like you donât mind seeing tits, dicks and balls are A OK with me. Anyway, he wants me to rate his dick, which was pretty nice, but I donât, I say nothing about it. He asks again; I tell him itâs fine. He complains that isnât a dick rating. I tell him if he wantâs me to rate it, tip me. He says he doesnât pay girls to rate his dick. His nice looking dick is now getting uglier by the second. I said I donât rate dicks for free, unless of course itâs the dick attached to the dick. He asked me what the $9.99 he paid was for. I said to see my smiling face every fucking day. He sent another pic of his dick. I photoshopped it down to about an inch and sent it back and said it looks kind of small. He wrote back and said I was a nasty old hag and he only joined to get free pussy. I reminded him that he paid $9.99 and still struck out. He is no longer a memberâŠhe unsubscribed. The bastard. I had so much more to say. Fair warning. I am still a master of Photoshop. I am wearing these red yoga pants to my trainer on Wednesday. I couldn't care less what anyone says or thinks. I like them; they cover my crotch, though they may or may not be a little sheer. Depends on who you ask, I suppose. If he is gracious enough to place his finger, tongue, or cock into my box, I donât want them ripped. We shall pull them down. I like them and want to wear them out. Not that this will happen, it most likely wonât but a girl has to have goals if you know what I mean. If he touches me right, there will be a massive wet spot he canât miss. They kind of got misty just shooting these pics. Granted, I get turned on shooting them. I think of people I know watching me when I shoot pics, so I tend to be a bit worked up when Iâm doing it. You can see the dampness on the red quite easily, even in these pics. So enjoy them and I will post more later today!
2020-11-23 16:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post
OK short and sweet here. You saw 2009 in the previous post ..
OK short and sweet here. You saw 2009 in the previous post and now you see November 21 2020. I think I look pretty good all these years later. It's the gallons of jizz I have ingested and or had inserted inside of me in various places that keeps me from getting old and stale. Sperm is a super lube for the soul đ
2020-11-21 20:18:24 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1 of 2 Yep, gonna throw back to the old Dayton Ohio Stu..
Post 1 of 2 Yep, gonna throw back to the old Dayton Ohio Studio days. Why? Because it's early and I haven't made anything new yet...but I will. There will be stuff going up today that was shot today. Most of what I put up is shot the same day I post it. Some of it a day or so later but come on...as far as old porn chicks go, thats unheard of. You mostly get shit shot 15 yrs ago and 50 lbs lighter. Oh, shit, sheâs back. Thatâs right folks, Iâm back and Iâm at it again. I think over the years I have said it a million times. I donât care about my grammatical mistakes, nor anyone elseâs for that matter. You're lucky I can even spell, so sit on that one and spin. Remember Happy DaysâŠthey would say âsit on it!â That kind of disappeared over the years. Whatâs going on. Not much. Last night was interesting. Nope, I had no dick inserted into me. A finger or two, maybe, but no cock. Yeah, I got finger banged last night in a car, just like I used to way back in the day. Itâs still just as fun as I remember it. I didnât even get my jeans pulled down, just unbuttoned and pushed down enough to slip a hand in. Now, first things first, I intended to get laid, I really did. His dick however had other ideas. I met him at the Seadrift, 28, tall, good looking. Dick was enormous. Iâm guessing eight or nine hard and huge round balls. Probably some of the biggest, roundest testicles I have ever had the pleasure of holding. His dick was fat as hell, looked absolutely delicious. Just the way my box likes them. Iâm getting ahead of myself. I met him there, he was all cocky and strutting around. I would probably be the same if I had a dick like that hiding in my pants. Anyway we ended up talking, and he had a jacked up truck which I pretended to be interested in and showing it to me was our lame excuse to take things further. We got in, got out, got back in the back, and started making out. He was bonkers for my boobs and I let him take his time with them. I knew there was no performance issues because I was rubbing his dick through his jeans and it was pure steel. His hands went from my tits to my jeans, which I had to unbutton for him because he couldnât do it. Guys, practice on your unbuttoning technique, it will go a million miles if you can do it quickly and all cool like. Anyway, I unbuttoned them, unzipped them just in case he fucked that up as well, and his hands were all over my mound. He gets points for staying on point with my clit. He did a marvellous job of rubbing it. Not too hard, not to fast, just right. I, on the other hand, unbuttoned his jeans like the pro that I am, unzipped and boom. Underwear. I fucking hate underwear. Especially jockey shorts. They are like body armor. We had to fuck around and get the underwear down, eventually we just pulled it all down to his ankles. Helpful hint. If you going out even remotely plan on getting laid, leave the Underoos at home. Anyway, the big wanker that was so hard it was standing straight up against his belly. I was pulling it back and forth, letting it slap his belly. He asked me what i was doing, and I said having fun, shut up. He went back to fingering me and it felt very good. So good I grabbed his cock and stroked it. That went on for about a minute and I was holding his balls when I felt them suck up into where ever they go and I knew what was coming, literally. This guys shot a load worth of an Oscar. Ropes, thats the best way I can describe it. Ropes of sperm just kept shooting outâŠall over his black dress shirt and they were sticky ropes. They just stuck there. He shot them all the way up to his neckline. Thick long ropes of sperm. On a black shirt. I was seriously impressed with his jizz production ability. They looked so good I started licking them up but, and this is where I realized this would be our last encounter, he stopped me. He was freaked out that I wanted to eat his sperm off of his shirt. He literally said âThats fucking gross!â Made me feel bad for about two seconds. Then I came to my senses, said thanks for the fun time, see you back inside. He started complaining about the cum on his shirt and I told him to talk to his testicles, they were the ones responsible for it. He wanted my number, I declined, went back inside and he never came back in. So, that was my night. How was yours? Probably as slow as mine. Iâm fucking horny, but I have a UTI. I get those because I have some weird disease in my bladder. Itâs fine but it can be annoying at times. Especially now. I had a finger in my box, a dick in my hand, cum on my fingers, I even tasted it. All that and I havenât cum yet myself. If I wait a day, all will be good, but my damn box is like, âFUCK ME NOW!â Nature is a motherfucker. Everything is going to look like an irresistible dick that I just have to have. Chicks wonât cut it today. Dick is about the only thing that will cure this problem. I would fuck a dildo over a hot chick right now. You know what, I like being me. If being overtly horny is my problem, it beats being the opposite. I canât imagine myself sitting around trying to think of ways of how to avoid sex at any cost. You got to be one dried up sandbox to live like that. Boring comes to mind. I donât know how chicks live like that. I had a hysterectomy when I was thirty. It devastated me because they tell you your sex drive goes with the parts they take. Pure bullshit. Sex isnât all about your body. Itâs the mind folks. Remember, I told you that. Once I figured that out I made my pre-hysterectomy days look like G rated movie. When a chick complains to me that her man was or is stepping out on her I immediately wonder what she isnât doing to keep him from straying. All this bullshit that he should love me, sex or not. You have to be a complete moron to think that is even remotely true or OK. If you loved him, you would spend ten minutes three times a week draining his balls. Odds are he isnât going anywhere. If he does, then you know he isnât the one for you. Of course you can always do what I do when they step out. Ask to join in. If that isnât possible then see if they can at least get you a video/pics doing the nasty. I mean come on, fair is fair. A video is not too much to ask for. I have and would do it again for the guys I was stepping out on. The one guy would watch it every time right before we fucked and make me tell him how much I enjoyed fucking the other guy. I was all about that. He got more than an earful. So, what Iâm saying here is fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend if they canât find time to get you off. That is telling all on its own. A fucking handjob, how hard is that? Do that three times a week for a guy and he will smile all week long and bring flowers home. You know you would, so donât look at me like that. Itâs nature folks, balls were meant to be drained, pussies meant to be fucked till they drool. So I say lets get on with it. Itâs just fucking sex. I was saying that long before Flynt coined it.
2020-11-21 15:47:57 +0000 UTC View PostYep another multiple post, sorry but you can only do 20 thin..
Yep another multiple post, sorry but you can only do 20 things at once. This is post 2 of 2
2020-11-21 15:46:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman. Please, pl..
My choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman. Please, please, let him be a stud. Let this be a porn movie scenario, that's all I'm asking here. Ok, lets get things started early this morning. Itâs hard to get things going in the morning. I donât feel super sexed up at 7 am. Most of the time. Sometimes, if Iâm lucky, I will have an awesome dream and wake up with the equivalent of morning wood. Then I could rub one out at 7AM. Layâs Kettle Cooked Flaming Hot chips, heartburn in a bag. Just a helpful tip in case you were wondering about them. Not a good idea to eat them for breakfast. Just saying. Especially with a cup of coffee and a Five Hour Extra Strength energy shot. If I gave you a blowjob right now the head of your dick would be on fire. Oh well, you live and you learn. So, I was fucking my Tranny Torso yesterday and thinking this thing requires more than one operator. At the very least while Iâm cowgirling it on top, someone should slip their dick in its ass at the same time. Even better yet add another one and have him slip his dick in my ass and we officially have a party going on. The boobs on this thing are incredible. They are literally fun to hold and squeeze. If I was a single dude, Iâd have three or four of these things! I got off, but I had to put the dick in my ass to do so. No sense in not telling the whole truthâŠI pretended it was my trainer. The problem with sex dolls is there is no sperm. Jizz takes fucking to a whole other level. No jizz, well a girl can get off, but I feel cheated. I bought a brand new upright freezer from Home Depot and fucking three days after I got it, it just quit working. Took a shit and died. I thought what a pain in the ass, but Iâll just call Home Depot and they will get me another one. Nope. No returns on major appliances after 48 hours. They send out a repairman, but you are stuck with it. Actually, you have to spend like an hour and a half on the phone getting the repairman to come out. To their credit, I called yesterday and they are coming today. I am stuck between should I wear something super sexy or should I not? If I donât he will surely end up being the stud of all studs and if I do, he will probably end up being the hunchback of hell. Do I take the chance? I was thinking of wearing my âI love DPâ shirt. Too much? It is Friday, I donât have a solid lock on any dick this weekendâŠI donât want to miss out on an opportunity if you know what I mean. I think I am just going with the âI love DPâ shirt unless anyone has any better suggestions. I will keep you posted. I think like three people asked me if âI partyâ yesterday. What are we in the eighties/nineties again? No, I donât âparty.â I am pretty sure that means do I do drugs and I think itâs the higher level of drugs such as coke. I feel like I have explained this a million times, but it never seems to quit coming up. I do nothing. If I have two Ultra Light beers in a month, thatâs a heavy month for me. Drugs? Forget it. I donât touch that shit. Sure, Ive tried it. For me, itâs stupid. I donât get it. Who wants to be dizzy for hours on end? I donât care what you say, they drag you down, maybe not right off the bat, but at some point you end up being a downer. I like to be wide awake and aware of every fucked up thing I am about to get into. I want to remember every fucking second like it was a second ago. When Iâm fucking I want to feel every little thing there is, and again, I want to remember it clearly. Even if itâs bad shit. Part of life. Now, if I am in excruciating pain, then hit me with the good stuff. A little hypocrisy there, but not too bad. Quick hint. The last thing you want me do is drink on a date. One beer and both me and my vagina are yawning for the rest of the night. No beer and your dick is about to fall off from overuse. Thatâs just how I roll. I hate that term, but it seemed appropriate at the moment.
2020-11-20 14:24:29 +0000 UTC View PostOk, so I did some more workout picsâŠand I wonât fill you wit..
Ok, so I did some more workout picsâŠand I wonât fill you with BS. I did the workout pics because they are easy and the light in my gym is fantastic. Plus, I like doing pics in the gym, it turns me on. Why I donât know. It just does. Who knowâs why things turn people on. Itâs all a head game thing. I saw this weird 3D cartoon where this bad ass looking 3D chick had the power to change peoples DNA structure and she changed this dude who was p!ssing her off into a giant penis and balls. Creeped me out and turned me on at the same time. She kept rubbing him and that made him get hard and it looked so painful and humiliating but stillâŠ.I wanted to rub him. He eventually blew a load out of his mouth and just lay there on the ground, wiggling and twisting around drooling jizz. Like I said, creepy but makes me touch myself at the same time. I kind of want to be both. The drooling penis laying around for all to see and the chick that can make you that drooling dick. If I was a dude I would probably p!ss her off on purpose just to see what it was like to have a whole body orgasm. Fuck, Iâm getting way out there now. Time to go somewhere else. Never trust anyone who says golly, jeepers, crimminy, laughs to much, or is selling sunshine smiles twenty-four seven. Itâs a scam. Or they are more than just a few fries short of a happy meal. As in psychotic. Especially if itâs a chick. One of two things will happen. You will get relieved of your cash or end up in Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack along the interstate. Most likely the first, but you canât rule out the latter. Iâm just telling you. Donât hate the messenger. I also donât subscribe to meeting very random people off the internet. I refer you back to the Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack killer. He/She or both are alive and well. I hate when I lose my mouse pointer and canât find it. Fucker! I found a post I wrote like a year ago on another girlsâ site. Well, someone else pointed it out to me. How sad. I wouldnât care if they credited it to me, but it wasnât. They left it anonymous so I guess she could always say, âI didnât say it was mine.â It was clearly not meant to be credited to me, as there was zero that would even suggest that I exist. Did I say anything? No. I left it be. She is probably struggling for content, as we all are right now, but still I hate to see her do that. Itâs not that hard to sit down and spit out whatâs on your mind. Well, not entirely true. Sometimes it takes me an hour or more to type this stuff out. So I guess it is work but I enjoy doing it so the time flyâs. I remember writing the post. It was about the time I left my dildo in the car and took it in to Nissan to have it fixed. Oh well, strap me to a car frame and an axle and call me shocked, but I am just going to let it ride. She needs it more than I do. I donât have a date tomorrow. Which means I donât have dick tomorrowâŠliterally. WaitâŠwait just a damn second. I forgot! Trainer day! I have high hopes for trainer day. Iâll take anything right now. Hell, a good finger fucking would work at this point. Finger fucking had become a lost art these days. Just like 69. Nobody is doing 69 anymore. WTF? I love 69! They donât even do it in porn anymore because itâs too much to focus on. Bastards! I am on a mission to bring back finger fucking and 69. I will start a protest. Finger Fucks Matter! WaitâŠto soon? Out of bounds? Oh fuck off, itâs funny, I donât care who you are! We need to learn to laugh at ourselves and if you wonât laugh at yourself, Iâll do it for you! Catch you all later! BrookeâŠsorry about the zillion pictures.
2020-11-20 01:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostPost 2 of 5 and the odds of me screwing this all up are high..
Post 2 of 5 and the odds of me screwing this all up are high, very high. Lets see if I don't double post a bunch of pics.
2020-11-20 00:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here is 3 of 5 ....I know, it's a shit ton. Never let i..
And here is 3 of 5 ....I know, it's a shit ton. Never let it be said you didn't get your moneys worth dammit!
2020-11-20 00:43:18 +0000 UTC View PostPost four of five, cue Jeopardy music.
Post four of five, cue Jeopardy music.
2020-11-20 00:41:53 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, I shot a shit ton of pics and I got to put them som..
Alright, I shot a shit ton of pics and I got to put them somewhere. I don't how you guys will ever be able to sift through all of these. It's basically a hundred of them. I can't believe I shot that many in like ten minutes. Speed shooting I guess. So this will be post five of five
2020-11-20 00:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! I bought a new dress the other night when I..
Hello everyone! I bought a new dress the other night when I was out with Juliette. Itâs blue. It reminds me of the time I blew you. YeahâŠI wish. Anyway, itâs not bad and I plan on wearing it out somewhere Friday or Saturday. Itâs a dick fishing dress. I hope I catch a big one. We had fun the other night. We went to the Stonewood over by the outlets and it was pretty good. We had a cute twenty something waiter and we fucked with his head. I asked him for some extra napkins and said âI seem to have dripped something on myselfâ and then looked down at my cleavage. He was visibly uncomfortable, so we had to take it further. When he brought the check he asked if it was one or two and I said âletâs make it a threesomeâŠwould you like to do that?â That was basically a stun gun for him because he just stood there. I felt bad for him so I told him two checksâŠunless of course you really would like a threesome. He looked like a red light bulb. I wonder if he is sitting around and thinking, âFuck, I really blew that one!â If he had said yes, I am pretty sure he would have gotten exactly thatâŠa threesome. We hit the outlets and I admit we were dressed for sexual success, but whether thatâs in style or not, itâs how I like to dress. We got some seriously shitty looks from the dried up vag society and some snide remarks from the chubs. I am not sure at what point they ever thought that even one tenth of a percent of my self worth depends on their acceptance of me. I like to take the high road. I donât sit around and judge them or worry about how they look. Lucky for them I donât or there would be some upset chicks with hurt feelings. I just hate making people sad for no reason other than because I could. Which is exactly what they attempt to do to me, but that is neither here nor there. I am dying to wear my new DP shirt to Target. I might do that tonight. I suppose I can take pics in Target as long as there is no nudity. I know OF is cracking down on the public stuff. Why you might be asking? Because too many ding dongs are going out in public P ssing all over the place. That turns my stomach thinking someone has to clean that up. One time I went into Harbor Freight and stepped in crap. Someone took a crap on the floor and I fucking stepped in it. I was creeped out for a week over that. Fuck, look at me, just wandering around the universe here, typing whatever, no rhyme or reason. I donât hit the back or delete key so what hits the paper stays. With that said, I should try harder to focus. Sex is sex. If you arenât hurting anyone or anything, itâs probably legal. I donât have any weird fetishes that cross that line except for maybe public nudity. Straight sex, bi sex, gay sex, solo sex, itâs all just sex. Girls can differentiate sex better than guys. We can fuck each other and still not consider ourselves to be lesbians. Itâs sex. I licked your pussy; you sucked my clit till I came. Off we go, back to our boyfriends/husbands. Guys lie. I know you look at guys who are super hot and think, âyeah, I could suck that cock.â Or maybe itâs a tranny? That is the best of both worlds. I love watching guys with trannyâs. Way to hot! Sucking a dick doesnât make you gay. Looking into his eyes and hoping that he will cuddle with you on the couch does. Be able to separate the two. A penis is fun for everyone. It does super cool things and you can do super cool things with it. Who wouldnât want to play with one? Plus, there is a bonus thrown in known as testicles. I am not saying itâs a mandatory thing, but if you ever get the chance just jerk one off that isnât your own. You will see what I mean! I love it when I find a cuck willing to take a load of cum in the mouth right from the source itself. I have been known to jerk a dick off right into the mouth of several guys. I have slapped guys in the face with dicks, sucked dicks together, jerked dicks off with other guys. None of whom were gay. They are just willing to admit it turns them on. Having a gay relationship doesnât turn them on. Being dominated as a cucks by their hotwives to the extreme, however, does. For those who donât know the term, Hotwife is a wife/girlfriend who fucks other guys in front of them or on their own. So if you see a T-shirt that says hotwife or a hotwife anklet/bracelet/necklace, you now know who you are dealing with. It is extremely popular these days. Extremely popular! It wasnât when I first started doing it. They considered it odd and extreme. Now I fit right in. Hotwifing has evolved in many forms. The most extreme being the cuck cleans his wife up after the bull is done, leaving cum in her or on her. He licks up every drop of sperm that came from the bulls nut sack. The less extreme is guys just watching and jerking off. I am not a fan of watchers. Well, I am and Iâm not. Sometimes I like to force my cuck to watch, but he will be cleaning up as well. Most of the times I want my cuck to just shave me and watch me get ready for my dates. I want him to sit at home painfully waiting and wondering what I am doing. I want him to know that another man owns me now. His dick is better, his body is better, he fucks me better and I belong to him to do with as he pleases. The bull gets the works. He gets it all, my mouth, my pussy, my tits, my ass. Whenever he wants it. I could be at my cucks parentsâ house having dinner and if my bull calls, Iâm out the door headed his way. I did that. I used to way back when want my bulls to impregnate me, but sadly it never happened. I had some physical issues that kept that prevented that. Not that I wouldnât have, though. That is the ultimate kick in the nuts. Oh, the glorious power of the pussy to make my husband raise a kid from another mans balls. Man, I am telling you way too much. All my weird shit I think about. Oh well, better to know it now than later, I suppose. At least I tell you the truth. Someone once told me that if you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything. Refreshingly trueâŠplay on words. I am going to shut it off here. I have all kinds of odd things running through my mind that very few other than myself would find to be a turn on so I will quit while Iâm ahead!
2020-11-18 18:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostLast thing on the wishlist parade today is the red thing. T..
Last thing on the wishlist parade today is the red thing. The red thing is super hot in theory, however, in the practical use department I am having malfunctions. As in it won't stay on! When it's on, it's hot. I guess I could glue it with some of that body wax glue. I will have to see if I have some. Anyway, check it out and thanks Max!
2020-11-17 22:24:36 +0000 UTC View PostHere comes another wishlist item, I really dig this one! I ..
Here comes another wishlist item, I really dig this one! I can wear it anywhere and if they get offended I will say DP is for Dr Pepper. Get your filthy minds out of the gutter, there is only enough room for me in this particular gutter!
2020-11-17 22:17:33 +0000 UTC View PostI got some things in the mail from my wishlist. I know some..
I got some things in the mail from my wishlist. I know some of you sent some other stuff and though itâs scheduled to be here today; I havenât seen it yet so I am going on with what I got over the weekend and yesterday. I donât ask for computers, cameras, whatever on my wishlist. In general, I am not a fan of asking for free shit. I like to work for it but I have to admit for getting sex stuff from my wishlist is pretty awesome. It doesnât feel like begging when itâs related to sex. I donât people buying my computers or regular household items. I know people who ask for game systems, remote control stuff, expensive shit. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but when you buy that kind of stuffâŠyou are buying some dudeâs shit. If something on a wish list isnât strictly for chicks⊠I would question it. Now with that said, I donât want to hear anything about my tranny doll. What?! Itâs the best of both worlds! Anyway, I will never ask your stuff that you wonât see me wearing or using. Even if it looks ridiculous, Iâll wear it. Thatâs the problem with wishlist stuff. You never know if it will fit or if it will even look like the picture. So, donât get all bent out of shape if I wear your wishlist item and end up looking like a ding dong. Shit happens. This stuff actually came out pretty good if you ask me! You shall see in some videos as soon as I can get guys back into the action!
2020-11-17 21:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostI enjoy giving head. Itâs fun. It never gets old and when ..
I enjoy giving head. Itâs fun. It never gets old and when I see a guy who catches my eye, the first thing I think of his dick in my mouth. If Iâm sitting around and there is nothing to do, I will blow you. To the point of annoyance. Ten minutes after you finish, I may fiddle with your dick again. Like I said, it never gets old. This video was shot by a guy who did a nice job of keeping it up while holding the camera at a decent angle and without to much jittering around. However, I was in the mood for a box full of sperm and he decided holding the camera was cramping his style so though you got the blowjob/hand job, you only get the creampie ending. Enjoy! Thanks https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 OK, here we go. There are a million competitors to Only Fans now. I saw this coming a long time ago. I donât know if any will take off. They are all geared towards more ways to separate you from your money. They want me to join and part of the hook is I will have a whole toolbox at my disposal to get cash out of you. Everything is going to pay-per-view, or paywalls, or whatever. I paid for a couple subscriptions on a competitorâs site, and Iâm done. I donât know these girls, I would love to, hell Iâd marry the one if she would let me. I just canât keep paying for every damn post. As hot as they are, the constant poke in the eye for cash is making them less hot by the minute. Only Fans isnât polished like some others, but itâs straightforward and functional. It will evolve, hopefully for the better, but itâs not going anywhere. It fits me well because itâs an excellent system for me to sit down and write this crap out. Plus, I belong to the old school theory that if I charge a reasonable amount of money to see my stuff, work hard making sure itâs decent stuff, that you will enjoy it, stick around and some of you will tip me. Sunny days for everyone. Making porn isnât hard. At least on this level it isnât. Production style, yes, there is definitely skill, experience, and knowledge involved. But for me to sit down and finger myself in front of a cell phone, any ding dong with a box and phone can do it. I suppose setting up to do some weird shit or whatever could be tedious, but I donât do that crap. I consider that pandering to an audience. I donât pander to anyone. If I do it, itâs because I want to do it. Not to sell videos or pay per views, or for shock value. My pussy decides what I will or wonât do. Even if itâs ass play. My vag runs the show. If the vag doesnât like it, the body doesnât do it. That is what I call truthful porn. That would be like me telling you if you bang the head of your dick with hammer till its black and blue, you will sell a ton of pay per views. Now, one or two of you are thinking âwow! thatâs fucking hot!â but the rest of you are like âWTG! Iâm never doing that!â That is definitely a Nancy Reagan moment where you should just say no. For those of you who canât figure out the reference, Nancy Reagan had a drug campaign where you were supposed to âJust say No!â to drugs. Didnât work. People said yes instead. Anyway, you get the point. Sorry for bitching but I am disappointed in my porn subscriptions and that started my day off wrong. If thatâs my biggest problem in life, Iâm doing pretty damn good! Did you ever wonder if guy and chicks cum the same? Like it feels exactly the same? I do. It canât be the same. There are completely different things going on. That drives me insane, not knowing what it feels like to let loose a flurry of sperm. Does it feel different inside of the girl? What about in her ass? What if I just jerk you off? Blowjob to completion? These are things I need to know, dammit! What about your balls? Does it hurt? It seems like it would with all the contractions and jerking. Cum is way thicker than P so what about that? As an outsider looking in, it looks so satisfying to empty the nuts. Like a relief. Blue balls is when they say your nuts are to full but is that even possible? I would empty my balls two or three times a day. I do know that when I make a guy cum several times, the less and less jizz cums out. Iâm getting off track here. I get overly fascinated with guys having orgasms that I donât stay on point. What I was trying to say is how could it even be possible that guys and girls have even remotely the same experience? I know mine are longer. They can last a full thirty seconds and even more. Itâs all out contractions. My box squeezes up in one big massive beyond pleasurable cramp. Then something just flows over my brain that I would guess be the equivalent to a drug high. At its peak, everything thought wise is shorted out. But I have a hard cock in me, pushing things around inside of me, even when Iâm cumming I can feel it. I can even cum with just a dick in my mouth. It has to let loose an extensive flood of sperm in my throat for that to happen, but it makes me cum. It just canât be the same. Donât you want to know what itâs like for me? I want to know what itâs like for you. If I could just once feel the rush of sperm leaving my balls and traveling through my dick till it shoots out of the head, I would die a happy girl. If I magically grew a dick, the first thing I would want is a blowjob. I know what it feels like to give one, but what I would give to know what it feels like to get one! I know I have a massive clit dick but itâs still just a clit. I would want to keep my girl body though, including the vag, just add the dick and balls. Alright, now Iâm just getting flat out weird so I will knock it off for now. Have a great day everyone, catch you in a bit!
2020-11-17 15:42:22 +0000 UTC View PostI got an email from Amazon saying that I have memories in my..
I got an email from Amazon saying that I have memories in my Amazon photo account this was the memory from 2018...I wonder if I am the only one who has cum covered tits in their memory albums đŠđđŠ
2020-11-16 19:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostI forgot to put this one up this morning...hopefully it will..
I forgot to put this one up this morning...hopefully it will put you up đŠđđŠ
2020-11-16 19:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostQuick update before I go out the door. I have more to post ..
Quick update before I go out the door. I have more to post today so keep an eye out for that.
2020-11-16 18:36:38 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1 of 3: I get asked pretty much everyday do you have t..
Post 1 of 3: I get asked pretty much everyday do you have this kind of video or that kind of video and for the most part I do and I usually put them up within a few days or so. Lots of people wonder why I donât have videos of things that I write about or it would seem obvious that I would have them. Such as female domination, muscle overpowering videos, tit worship. Itâs because when I shoot videos I only shoot them with people who enjoy what we are doing. I donât have just one guy who fits the bill for everything. That would be like me shooting a BBC (Big Black Cock) video with a white guy. You are going to notice something isnât quite right. So what Iâm saying here is that when I want to film a cuck video, I want a guy who actually wants to be totally humiliated verbally and by sexual domination. I want this guy to slurp up the jizz that left another mans warm testicles and landed on my tits because it wildly turns him on. Great. Itâs not for everyone but believe me there are a ton of you out there. However, there are very few that want this to be seen on video by thousands. Which is why you see the same guys over and over and over and over on the pro videos of this nature. Same thing goes for muscle domination, itâs hard to get guys to shoot this. They want to wear a stupid mask and I despise stupid masks. I canât fuck a guy wearing a mask, it's such a mood killer for me itâs not worth doing. I need to see your whole face. I need to know what Iâm doing to you by your facial expressions. Without them, itâs a dry fuck and I hate dry fucks. I can easily throw generic dudes into videos but thatâs not the point of me making them. I want them real. I want you to see real. For me porn isnât all visual, itâs the realism of the act. When I am done with a video I want all the people involved to sit around talk about how awesome it was. Plus, I donât pay anyone nor do I get paid for any of the videos I shoot. Itâs all about the experience. Not paying people is a huge issue, though. Not that I canât find willing participants, I can, and instantly. Paying ensures that the filming is definitely going to happen. It will be fake as fuck, but I will get the video. People mistakenly believe when I ask them to film that is all I really ever wanted and I am just using them. Nothing is further from the truth. Part of my sexual life is knowing that people see what I do. I probably love being watched more than breathing. When Iâm making a video, I do fantasize about people watching it. I picture people stroking off to it and no point in lying; I enjoy knowing that guys spill their sperm watching me. I just wish I could find more people into that. With COVID and all that silliness running around, it is very difficult to find guys and girls right now. Now, donât flood my inbox with requests to be in videos. You need to be reasonably close, within a few hours, I donât shoot with travelers, depending on what Iâm shooting I have a very specific look in mind. I require very recent and specific STD testing, require very specific videos to be sent, model releases to be signed, just a whole bunch of stuff. Folks get mad when I turn them down, especially the older ones. They fail to understand I am a MILF, technically a GILF, and when I want to shoot a regular hardcore scene, my preference is with younger men. It looks hot and when I watch them to get off, thatâs what I want to see. Yes, I watch my own videos. A lot. I screen cast them or whatever they call it onto my 65â TV and spend an hour of alone time with myself. Like you, I mentally replace whoever Iâm with on screen with someone I am hot for now. Plus, I like watching a dick slip in and out of me. It hits all the right places for me mentally. Want to hear something weird? Probably not but Iâm going to tell you anyway. Lately I have been replacing the guys by inserting myself into their body and fucking myself. In other words I am both the guy and myself and that means I am literally fucking myself. Thats to much info. This has gone on way to long. Now you know why I have issues finding guys to shoot with! Please, and again I am asking in all sincerity, donât ask me for dates on here. It is vastly against the rules of this site and I donât want to have to block people for doing it. You canât even type the word âm eet on here without getting flagged. Twitter or Instagram is where I prefer to chat anyway and if you are a subscriber here I am happy to follow you on either or both. It's brooketylergg for either. You will need to send me a message on here with your username or I will never find you. I am also just happy to answer your questions or general chat right here and I do answer. Some of you get pissed when I donât respond right away. I know itâs hard to believe, but sometimes I get up and walk away from the computer and phone. The nerve of me to eat dinner, workout, go get groceries.
2020-11-15 14:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
