Good morning everyone. It's Thursday, and I have a few pics I want to share with you. I wanted to take more, but my goofy neighbors never work and keep peeking out the shower curtains they use as curtains. I don't get it. They are in their twenties, order food all day and all night, never go anywhere, and somehow pay rent. I have no issues with renters; hell, I rented for almost eight years and loved it. This house, however, will for eternity be rented by low lives. I know, mean of me to say, but I am not politically correct, and I call it as I see it. I live in a nice neighborhood, and all the houses are taken care of except, of course, the ones on either side of me. How the fuck do these kids even pay rent? Look, I have a rather odd career. Most of you know all of my career endeavors, and I am rather proud of them. There is not a thing that I do that isn't extremely rewarding for me. I am not shy about it. But, with that said, you have to be a sane and motivated person to start with. Otherwise, it's a recipe for disaster. Wait...whats my point? Fuck, I don't know. Again....how the fuck do these people pay rent? Go to fucking work so I can shoot some fucking nude pics in my backyard without some creep peeking around a shower curtain window blind! I would love to bulldoze that house. I really would.
Let's move on to more pressing matters. Today is trainer day. Do you ever visualize someone fucking you? I do. I have this mental image of me bent over on all fours and him behind me staying very still. I am doing all the work, pushing back on his dick and pulling forward till just the tip of the head is barely in and then back down. Crap, I can almost feel the friction. It's a love-hate thing writing this shit out. I love putting it down on paper for you. I hate getting turned on all the goddammed time from doing it. I mean, I could rub one out, but then I have this glimmer of hope that he will be inserting his cock in me, and I want to be fresh and ready if he does. Look, I would settle for just feeling the head of his dick rolling around on my tongue, I really would. He wouldn't need to touch me. I could get off on him giving me a massive drink of sperm. I'm serious. I mean, I would rather him leave a heavy load of jizz in my box, or better yet, my ass. But, I will take what I can get if I can get anything at all. Is that too much for a girl to ask? Well, is it? I think not dammit!
Anyway, I'm getting weird, and now I'm turned on, so now I will just get more bizarre. So with that said, I will catch you all later!
Love ya!
Brooke
Closing note. I do appreciate the hints on my grammatical errors. However, my grammar is as good as it's going to get. Try to power through it just the way it is. That is all. Resume whatever it is you should be resuming.
Thought I would throw up another quick post being that I got so long winded on the first one. Can't believe I spent that long talking about balls...yet I did. Oh well, I like what I like. Anyway I am off to see Daytona and let Daytona know that I am here 💦🍆💦
Hello everyone! How's it going? Good, I hope. Nothing worse than having a bad Wednesday. Kind of sets the tone for the rest of the week if you know what I mean. The humpday is going pretty well. I will do some stuff in my Jeep today as it finally seems like it won't rain today. I like driving around in my Jeep in a skirt because the wind feels good on my box when I open my legs. No, in case your wondering, I never wear panties, underwear, drawers, whatever you want to call them. I don't have balls, so nothing sags. I wish I had balls. I'd roll em around in my hand all day long, see how much cum I could build up in them. Not sure how that works, but it seems like a good theory. I am sure some of you will set me straight on it! Some guys have balls that disappear when they start to cum. They suck right up inside like they were never there. Then they stay there for a while. I know this. I have witnessed it up close and personal more than a few times. I hate watching them slowly creep back out because it turns me on, and pretty much at this point, the sex is over for a while. Others have balls that pump and contract. Those are my favorites. I like to hold them and feel them squirm around in my hand as they are doing their work. Again, a problem because I want more of the same, and I am relegated to letting the tired testicles rest. Then there are the amazing do nothing balls. They sit there and let the penis do all the work. I see the underneath of the shaft pumping away, but the balls just sit there, seemingly bored, but I noticed guys with boring balls shoot tremendous amounts of cum. Almost like they are showing off. I have to say I will take mass loads of cum over ball activity. I am a sucker for long ropes of jizz. There is a spot, and sometimes I can find it on some guys where the balls connect the shaft and if I rub it while some guys are cumming...watch out! One guy said it made his cum so intense he felt like electric bolts were shooting in his chest. I want to cum and feel like I have been hit by lightning. I mean, I cum hard, very hard sometimes. So hard, I drool. But I need to be struck by lightning if you know what I mean! Not to drag this on, but I knew a guy who such sensitive balls that I could just tickle them, and he would eventually cum. He would get annoyed that I didn't want to fuck. I just wanted to tickle his balls and make him cum. I mean cum on, how could I not want to do that? It would take like five minutes, and I never touched his dick. Well, I would lick the cum off after he blew, but up to that point, it was balls only. His balls would jerk around, and his dick would bounce up and down, and then the best part was just as he was getting ready to cum. Both his balls and his dick would freeze up like a cramp and stay perfectly still for about ten seconds and then boom. Cum everywhere. I am going to have to get laid or finger myself just thinking about it. I never understood how chicks find it tedious to make guys cum. It's a god damned sight to behold, I say!
Anyway, enjoy this video. It's a bit of more of the same, but I'm enjoying doing them, so you are kind of stuck for a while till I find something else that floats my boat!
Love ya
Brooke
Oh yay, more crap for you to read. Tips readily accepted for creating such crap. Anyway, let's move on from crap to hotness. Dolly Fox. @dollyfoxvip I love her. I would marry her if I could. I can't...so I won't. We will leave it at that. Anyway, this is a video where Dolly makes sweet, sweet love to my pussy with her fingers and mouth. All you have to do is look at the size of my clit to see I was massively turned on. There is no hiding if I am turned on or not. If I have a massively erect and fat clit, I'm turned on. If it's just sitting there flopping around, not so much. I actually came during this video, which is highly unusual. Let's be honest here. Porn chicks don't cum in the production of porn videos. It's all scripted out. They are tedious to make, and the directors are always screaming at you to be more over the top vocal and pretend you're having an exorcism on camera. That's what goes on. I have seen a million of them being made, and if anyone tells you otherwise...they are lying. Don't get me wrong, I watch porn, and I allow myself to believe it's the best sex she/he has ever had. It's the fantasy aspect of it all, and there is nothing wrong with that. But, it is also why I rarely make porn videos anymore. They just lost the fun aspect somewhere around 2015 or so. Now, I don't consider the videos I now make porn videos. I feel my videos are just plain old sex videos. Do I cum during the videos I make? If I am by myself, almost always. If I have others, it's a fifty percent chance kind of thing. People will ask me if I do anal sex. I do have anal sex, and I enjoy it immensely. However, porn people have no idea how to have anal sex properly and literally will destroy your body making anal porn. What you see on screen seems effortless, what you see leading up to that scene and afterward...pretty hard to stomach—all for an extra few hundred bucks. Anyway, whatever, ass sex rocks if you do it right. Hell, I want my trainer to drain his balls in my ass if he ever gets around to it. Giving your ass to someone just says, "you turn me on motherfucker!" But it has to be done right. Nice and easy and never too deep. Always ask before you decide to ram it home, or it will be the last time your dick ever finds itself in the back door. You'll know, go with the rhythm but don't get over-excited and lose your wits. Do I let guys cum in my ass? You know I do. In fact, if I had to list one of my top 3 turn-ons, leaving a hot greasy load of sperm in my ass is either one or two. I love the feeling after a guy leaves a load in my ass. It's like an internal lube job. I can feel the smoothness for the rest of the day! There is something so sexy about walking around, talking with people, none of them knowing that I have cum leaking out of my ass. Damn, I'm turning myself on just writing about it. So lets recap. Why don't I have videos with ass sex? Because it hurts, and it's not fun when it hurts. Will I have videos with ass sex? Yes. Now that I only make my own stuff, I can find people who will make it fun. Will there be ass creampies? There better be!
Catch you all a bit later. Got more stuff to put up. Hopefully, the uploads are working today. Yesterday was seriously frustrating trying to get stuff up.
Love ya!
Brooke.
Lets try some more here see what happens, if I try and post them all it just spins around. Ok, I have meant to put these photos up for a week or so but never got around to it. I took them a week ago and just let them sit on my phone, getting lonely, doing nothing. I need this COVID bullshit to end like yesterday. It's fucking up my porn. Traveling is out, so I can't get any new shoots with new girls or guys. The guys around Daytona are a bit prudish about sex, so they are out. They are like the 1950s about fucking. Just want you to lie there while they grunt one out. I want you to lie there while I grunt one out. Better yet, we can collaborate, do some bizarre shit, and each grunt one massive one out together. It makes perfect sense to me. Anyway, what else is new? I don't know really. It's the same old shit anymore. People arguing over politics and doomsday endings that, and I assure you, are not going to happen. The planet will end when it explodes. Until then, we should enjoy the ride. Kids these days always want a free ride. They want to write off all student debt, and I want to write off all mortgage and car payment debt. Somehow I doubt either is going to happen. This will offend some people for some reason. For those of you offended, I am writing you a prescription for two testicles and directions on how to use them.
I am moving on. Guys always want me to drink, and after one beer, that's it, I'm through. I'm full, and I don't want anymore. The same thing with wine, and I'm not too fond of hard liquor. Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make severely bad decisions. Get me remotely tipsy, and the party is over because I get tired and want to go home. Sober, well, that's another story, folks. When I'm sober, it's game on for my box. You get the idea so enough on that subject.
I know a guy who is a giant asshole. He knows who he is. He's reading this right now, I'm sure. He thought he was clever by telling my neighbors what I do online. Surprise surprise, they already knew and came straight to me about it. He wants me to forgive him. I thought about it and decided sure; I will forgive him. However, it doesn't change the fact that he is still a giant asshole. That will always be a constant. I am just saying here. I am in awe at how he was taking pleasure in thinking he would destroy my life because that is literally what he wanted to do. People never cease to amaze me.
I woke up sexually annoyed this morning. Not horny, just annoyed...sexually. I feel like I haven't gotten the fucking I deserve. I mean, the sex has been good. Just not mind-bending, body quaking good. That needs to change. A chick isn't going to get that done. Sex with girls is incredible, frequently better than with men. But a penis used properly is my one true Achilles heel. I can literally fall in love with a penis. Not the man it's attached to but the dick itself. It's happened several times in the past. The person who owns it is simply an annoyance I have to put up with to get that dick put into me. I talk to it like its a cute puppy. Smother them with kisses and pay more attention to it then I do the guy. I understand how weird that sounds. I won't try and explain it because I can't. Until they figure it out, the guys don't complain about it. Then they fuss about me not wanting a relationship, just sex. I often think to myself, isn't the guy supposed to be saying this? How is this not a win-win? Anyway, modern women, we think about sex too much.
Catch you all a bit later, I got lots of stuff to put up today, so watch for it!
Brooke
Sorry didn't get a whole lot of stuff up today. Today was fix all the things that need fixing day and that kept me busy most of the day. Always time to sneak a walk to the beach in though...of course the beach is only a hundred yards away from the house so not much of a hike ❤️
I hope everyone is having a good weekend. Mine is going pretty good. I Did this video this morning. The inspiration was from Danny, a subscriber, who I did a custom video for, and I liked it so much I did another one similar to it. Now, If I could just find a guy to sit on the bench...what a creampie video that would make! It makes me a little swampy thinking about it 💦👅💦 , and I mean that in the most perverted of ways. I didn't get fucked last night. I thought I was going to, but things went south. I went out with a couple of people I know and ran into a 32-year-old who works the strip on the two amusement rides there. Super cute dude, decent body, and ended up having a very respectable cock. It was like a hard body cock if you know what I mean. How do I know this if I didn't get fucked you ask? Because he sat with me in the back seat of Ford-250, and I whipped it out. Hard as steel. I got to rubbing it in all kinds of ways and didn't heed his warning when he told me he was going to cum. I was having to much fun just making it squirm in my hand to stop. So, in the end, he covers his shirt in cum, and I get sticky, gooey fingers, which I licked clean so that you know. It's my fault. I get to preoccupied with it to stop. I am just so fascinated by the whole experience it's hard not to finish it. In a way, I get off because I get to think about it for days. I relive it in my dirty mind over and over. I love watching your faces when you cum. It's like something bad is about to happen right before I send you over the edge. Then when the last pump is over, you get a smile. Ahh, the joys of sex!
Catch you all a bit later.
Alright, so it's Florida, Daytona Beach/Cocoa Beach area, and the names kind of give it away...there are beaches here. Where there's a beach, there's a chick willing to bare it all for all to see. I would be that person. Happily be that person! Yes, people watched myself and Juliette as we filmed these videos but honestly, my concern level was about a zero. The more watchers, the better it is for me. I get turned on being watched in case you haven't noticed. I swear this is true, a guy walked up and talked to me, and I made him show me his ID because he didn't look old enough to be there. He was, he was twenty-seven. So we took a quick selfie together, and I sent him on his way. It was girl's be gay day. No dick is allowed on a gay day. I don't think you should blame me for this. I didn't write the rules; I just follow them. Anyway, not to worry, there are way less girl gay days then there are girl gets dick days. As in 20% gay and 80% dick. I am happy with that split, especially on the gay day! I do have a video that I made today, which is a dick day that isn't super-duper porn quality, but if you ask me to share it, I will.
Have fun, catch you all a bit later!
A few photos I took prior to makeup applied in mass quantities, scary, very scary. I know it's not a video but be patient. I'm working on that. I have been snapping a lot of pics lately, not sure why. Tomorrow I am going to shoot a video on the beach in my USA slingback. It's never been worn by me before, so you have never seen it on me before.
What's new? I don't know, not too much, I guess. Lots of people want to take photos of me. I'm not talking about fans or anything like that. I don't have that many people who would even know who I am. I am talking about people who I guess are mostly hobbyists in photography. I avoid that as much as possible. I get annoyed at the time and sheer volume of stuff that gets shot. I used to do it all the time. Back in the day when photos were king, shooting a porn required three to four hours of shooting stills. Then another three to four hours of shooting a video. It was a long, hot day. Now, it's 15 minutes with a cell phone and move on to the video. I posted something on Twitter about not knowing what to do with my face during photography shoots. It's true. Sometimes they spend like 15 to 20 seconds taking a shot. Around the three-second mark, my face starts doing things it probably shouldn't. I end up with all kinds of odd images. I do feel for you photographers, cell phones have somewhat taken over the photography thing. I can mount my phone right on my ring light, use a little Bluetooth remote to take the picture, or even say smile and the photo snaps. It is that easy. I usually spend thirty to forty-five minutes shooting a quick set of photos, so it's not lightning-fast, but it beats the alternative. Plus, I don't need a ton of equipment. So, if you are a photographer, it's nothing personal. I just don't require pro-level photos as I fancy myself as an entry-level what you see is what you get person.
Someone asked me why I was so "sarcastic." To which I don't' really think that I am. He then asked me if I even knew what sarcasm really was. Of course, I do, and I gave him the very definition of it. "Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face." I'm not sure he got the point. He looked confused, so I said, "Let me demonstrate. Lets share, you hold the grenade, and I'll take the pin. See you later." I think he understood after that.
Yes, I scroll through Twitter, looking for porn. It's an addiction. I don't care. It's an addiction I can live with happily for hopefully the rest of my time here on earth. I like porn. I like to see the girls, and I like to see the cocks. Not so much the guy the dicks are attached to, I don't really care about that. With chicks, I want to see their face. Dudes, just the cock and balls, please. Don't get me wrong, I like a hardbody, I do, but my focus is on a strong dick. I think my favorite is when a guy is fucking a chick, missionary, and you can still see her mound and his dick sliding in and out; damn, I like that. But, my likes are subject to change at any given moment. I was watching a girl kiss the underside of a perfectly curved dick this morning, and that got me dripping wet. I don't know if it was the perfect curve of his cock or just how she was doing it, but it really got me going. I have had boyfriends, girlfriends, just friends, that get weirded out over me watching porn. I have zero issues doing it in front of them. It's a morning ritual. Some solid porn starts my day off right. Gets thing flowing, so to speak. I never understood why wives or husbands/ boyfriends-girlfriends get upset over their partner looking at porn. You are a bold-faced liar if you try and tell me seeing amazing bodies doing extraordinary things doesn't get your heart pumping. If my partner is looking at porn, then I'm looking at it with him. I want to see what's got his dick standing up, and he needs to see whats got my pussy leaving wet spots on the chair. Then let's make it happen. Now, don't go thinking the weird shit you see is OK. It's not. Unless your chick begs you to make her upchuck on your dick, then it's not OK. Most of us don't want to be choked, pounded, slapped, bent in unnatural positions, or fucked in the ass with an ear of corn. Think of it this way. If you caught me watching porn where guys got their testes impaled by a fork, you probably don't want me doing that. Leave that creepy shit for the bathroom when nobody's home, and the door is locked. I'm just saying here. I actually prefer to masturbate on the crapper. Something about that position really intensifies my orgasm. The problem is I have dropped more than a few vibrators in the water, and though they claim to be waterproof, they never really are. I am starting to ramble here, so I will leave it at that.
Catch you all later
Ran out of inspiration for the day so I went to default mode and made a workout video. I do have some pics for this video, tip me and they are on the way to you! It's humpday, I am in a humpday slump. I think it's all the damn rain. Could be the whole year has somewhat been a humpday. Neither here nor there, my box is ready and dick, and I'm being serious when I say that, and it will find some prime penis before the day is out. Guys, don't be afraid to message me on here and feel free to message me and let me know who you are on Twitter or Instagram and I will follow you. I don't load those pages up with good stuff but I do get the occasional hot post out there on them. Enjoy this video, let me know what you think of it in the comments and I will catch you all a bit later today! I will be live tonight at 7:30 again so watch for that!
Good Tuesday, everyone! I hope it's going well, doing pretty good on my end. The world is still burning its self down and coming apart at the seams. Don't worry. I am still making porn, so everything will be fine. The world is full of stupid people. Smoking hot girls get to be idiots; it's nature's law. I, however, am not pretty enough to be stupid. I have to work for shit, which is a good thing. Keeps me honest. Anyway, I don't know why I told you that, probably because I was dealing with a twentysomething chick at 7/11. I just wanted to pay, and she just wanted to read and reply to her texts. Puts her finger up to me to tell me to hold on a minute. She was as sharp as a marble—anyway, enough of dipshits at cash registers. Whatever minimum wage is, she deserves less. I'm just saying.
I did get laid yesterday. I did get off, which was nice. I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I don't just want to cum from getting fucked. I guess it would be the equivalent of cumming from a blowjob instead of fucking. Sometimes a girl just wants something different. Fingers, tongue, whatever. Just something off the beaten path. That's how I got off yesterday. A tongue in my ass and my sucker vibrator, which fucking broke, the cheap piece of shit, and that finished me off...hard. I give the guy props. He recognized I wasn't going to cum from straight-up fucking. My box just wasn't in the mood. He asked what I could do, and I told him, and he did it. Boom, tongue in my ass, vibrator on high, and it wasn't long before I saw stars. I came before he did, which sucks because after I cum, I am a lazy bastard. But I sucked it up by sucking him up, and after about thirty seconds, I was seriously into it. I could see his balls squirming around, making cum, moving it around, getting it ready for me. That is a serious turn on. Just knowing I can have that kind of control over a man by working his dick is a serious thrill. I tried something a little different. I could tell he was getting close so I started stroking it incredibly slow, probably annoyingly slow. His ball kept squishing around on their own, and I figured things were going well. He started breathing heavy and deep, so I asked him if he was OK. He said yes, but he was right on the edge of cumming and could feel it in his chest. I stopped because I thought I was giving him a heart attack, but he wasn't having it and told me to keep doing exactly what I was doing. It took about a minute of him hyperventilating and grunting, but he announced he was cumming, so I quit. I would say it took about another ten seconds, and then massive pumps of cum came out his little hole. It looked stretched to the point it would hurt that much came out. I bet he had seven or eight hard pumps of jizz. It was fantastic, and I never touched it the whole time. It so bloated and red it looked like it was going to pop. It was literally awesome to watch. I felt it after it was all done pumping, and he slapped my hand away; apparently, it was massively sensitive. Even better! He said it felt like it was the first time he ever came. He felt it running up and down his spine. I wonder if it will be just as intense if we do it just like that again? I hope so. What is my long-winded point here? I am jealous. I want a dick, and I want someone to do that to me!
I had a shoot to do this weekend, but something just didn't feel right, so I canceled it. I don't know what it was, but it felt off. The timing was off; he wanted to do it late. I don't think I was going to be his first fuck video of the day. I think that's what threw it off. I should have asked him, but I don't know him, so who is to say that he is or is not telling me the straight story. I like to shoot at like 11 am till say 2 pm. Porn chicks are too hungover, or still too high or plastered to do anything that early. I know I'm at the very least the first shoot of the day. I was listening to some porn chick yack about getting high and then working out with weights. I can't think of a dumber idea. I guess it's a way of dealing with life. I personally like dealing with life. Shit fucks up, and I fix it. Enough of the "I'm high on life" shit. I have another shoot scheduled with a guy this weekend...I'm on the fence with this one. You know who you are. Do us all proud and be clean, shaved, ready to go! You would be surprised at how many guys show up looking like cavemen who have yet to learn about the magic of showers and combs.
Catch you all later!
Have fun, be safe, and keep it long and hard for me!
Posts are coming shortly, just letting you know. There will be more than one, probably three today so watch for them and let me know what you think! And...those of you I owe pictures to in the green slingback for tipping, they are on the way shortly!
So, why did I make this video? Because I could. That's about the best answer I can cum up with. I was looking at my red slingback bikini pics from yesterday, and if you tipped me you got them...and thought I looked pretty good. So I whipped out the green one and said let's do it again. Except I needed to warm up for my workout so I did my little video in my workout room. I did get some badass pics in this one as well and again, if you want them, any tip over 10 will get the HQ pics. Sorry to ask for tips but a girl has to pay those bills like everyone else ❤️💋❤️ Your next question. Did I get laid last night? Kind of. It sucked. Guys, listen to me on this one. Booze is not your dicks friend. When you drink too much you fuck like a ding dong. Your willy is at half-mast, it's all squishy and falls out constantly, and when you do finally cum it's more a sigh of relief that its overwith then it is anything else. Unless you use that trimix stuff but I would guess that's hard to carry around. I have seen guys get plastered and use that stuff and boom, instant steel. First time I saw it was in LA back when it was called Caverject. Lots of the porn dudes drink...a lot. I still say, go easier on the booze. It's easier to get more insane with a sober person in bed than it is with a fumbly ding dong three sheets into the wind. I like to do different things and dizzy dicks wobbling around make that tough to do. What am I saying here? Fuck if I know. I had a shitty fuck so I'm lecturing the rest of the world on whiskey dick. Just slap me, I'll move on. Best part about being kind of gay is that women can get totally blitzed and shit still works. I should of went gay last night. I knew it but I just had a hankering for a big old penis last night.
Alright, guys, I have a new one. I just finished it, going to get something to eat and then I'll put it up. I think some of you just might like this one ❤️🍆❤️
Okie Dokie, here we go. The second video, as promised. Don't be shy with the tips if you can do it. Remember I don't charge anything else for my content other than your subscription. Keep a girl alive is all I'm saying! Anyone who does tip gets the A-1 fucking hot photos that go with this video! Obviously, this video is not the IT guy cumming to fix my computer like I told someone I was going to put up. I have to do that one tomorrow. When I shot that one, it was in a different aspect ratio, and unless I re-render it again, it will look stretched. I actually used to fuck an IT guy. He installed my fiber optic cable in AZ, and he was a hot younger hunk. Unfortunately, he was as fast as the fiber optic internet. The first time I was going to fuck him but not ten seconds in, he was flooding my mouth with his cum. Not that I'm complaining, I like a good nut in the mouth. I thought he would get hard again and we could go for round two, but he said he had to leave. We kept in touch, and he was hot enough, plus his dick was basically man meat perfection. I had "big" hopes for his penis. We got together a second time when he wasn't working, and though he went about a minute, he shot another massive load down my throat. We did do round two this time, and his dick found a home in my box but thirty seconds later, he was pulling out and hosing me down. I was a bit frustrated; I won't lie. I made him use a dildo on me until I got mine. Only because his cock was so handsome did I give him another shot. I had him eat me for about half an hour and then told him to put it in me. We got about two minutes out of him before his balls triggered another load on my belly. We did round two, and a miracle happened; he lasted long enough for me to cum. I did give up after that, though. Too much frustration on my part. I am good to go with cumming right away. I prematurely cum myself. When I say that, I mean I have my big one in like a minute, and then I just want to take a break. The same thing that happens to guys, except my vagina doesn't shrink up and go soft. I can just lay there and let you do your thing. I prefer to stop and take a break because when I go for round two, it's game on Mr. Anyway, I will put that video up tomorrow, so watch for it!
Just a quick video to get you started today. Nothing super-duper, just me getting off the way I know how! Check it out, let me know what you think. Note, I made this in 2019 and never put it up. Not sure why. Better late than never. Don't worry, I will have a video for you today that was made today. How can you tell? My hair is in much better shape! I am not one of those chicks who pretend their old shit is the new shit. I am very comfortable with the fact that the older I get..., the older I get. If you dig my stuff, you must be comfortable with it as well. I can still kick most twenty-somethings ass in most things...just saying!
Good Thursday, everyone! Let's talk nude beach etiquette. If you are going to pop a hardon and proceed to jerk it off, your dick should stick out further than your belly. I guess if you go to a nude beach, you can do that. If not, he certainly didn't have a care about doing it. He literally had to reach under his belly to get a hold of it. Did he cum? I would guess so; he was at it long enough. I wasn't the only one on the beach watching him, and he wasn't just watching us. He was an equal opportunity wanker. I assumed he finished because then he just laid down and rubbed lotion all over himself. I shouldn't complain because a couple came on the beach and sat not too far from us, and I got creepy with them. He was OK, would do in a pinch, but she was hot in her own weird way. I don't know how to explain it. She had zero classic beauty traits, but what she did have worked very well for me. Her body was really all that. Tight is the best way I can describe it. She had a bush that was well trimmed but looked so soft and silky that I just wanted to feel it on my face. She caught me looking at her several times. I even touched myself once while she was looking back. That went wrong. She immediately turned away and avoided looking at me for the rest of the day. Sure, I got creepy with her, but hey...I had to deal with it from belly over the dick man so she can surely stand a little weird from me. I bet her husband would have responded differently. I wasn't interested in him, though. The best part about a nude beach is it's like a car lot. You get to check out all the different makes and models before you decide to test drive one.
I should do a Megan Fenix throwback for today. I think I will. I have some cool videos of me with her. I should find them and put them up. She was badass back in the day. I have no idea about now; I know she was packing the weight on when I saw her back in like 2010. What a natural beauty she was, though. I would have married her when she was in her prime. I don't know if gay marriage was legit back then, to be honest. I still would have married her as she was that hot.
Dick size is like boob size, as it's all relevant to other things. Big boobs don't count if your fat. Sorry, it's just the way it is. I don't give on shit if your fat, two-thirds of the chicks are anymore, but the rule is if you are more expansive width-wise than you are tall, big boobs don't count. You can't use the same theory with dicks, though. You can be fat, and if your dick is massive, it still counts. However, and this is important, so pay attention...if your personality is to be more of a giant dick than your actual giant dick, no matter the size, your member is automatically shrunk to half an inch. These are the rules. Don't be mad at me, because I didn't come up with them, I just have to play the game by them. Quit asking me about dick size. Yes, I love massive dicks; they are a novelty and not found too often. Yes, I love the way they hit spots in me shorter ones never will. To a point. Then I want a regular concrete hard dick in me pounding away. The shorter they are, the harder they get, and since they don't reach all the way up in me, I can fuck without worrying about getting stabbed to death. Make sense? If not, it will just have to do. That is the straight scoop on dick size. Does it matter? Of course, it does. Anyone who says it doesn't is not telling you the whole truth. If I had a preference, it would be between 4 1/2 to 6 1/2. That is in the just long enough range to hit the good spots and just the right size to get it all in my mouth. I like to get it all in my mouth. It is one of my favorite things to do. I like to lick your balls when my lips are down to the root of your cock. I have made guys cum down my throat doing just that. It's incredible feeling your shaft pump hot semen down my throat while my tongue makes your balls dance. I can't do that with a nine-inch cock. But, there are things a nine-inch dick can do and reach that smaller ones can't. It's a tradeoff, and I refuse to limit myself to just one or the other—end of discussion. In closing, I will say that giving handjobs goes to the bigger ones. I do love to feel a massive penis in my hands when I'm working it over. It's a visual thing, but that visual thing makes me sloppy wet thinking about it. Just had to throw that in there.
Gotta run; I have more stuff to put up today, one being the throwback with Megan, and some more crap from the beach. I am not happy with the quality or quantity that I got from the beach, but I'll share it anyway.
Love ya
Brooke
PS, have suggestions on something you want me to do? Something you want to see? Just let me know, and I will try to make it happen for you!
Sorry it took so long to post today but I extended my long weekend by a day and went back to the beach. The beach is fun but it wipes one out. I have a million pictures and a few videos to share with you but I am so exhausted I am just putting these up tonight. I promise I will back in the swing of things tomorrow with plenty of posts so watch for them!
Here is some more stuff from yesterday. A little bicep flexing for those of you into chicks with biceps. I like big arms on a girl, it lets you know she means business in bed. Juliette filmed it, I need to get her to stand a little closer but it's hard to see in the sunlight so it's anybody's guess how these things will turn out. I have lots of these little clips and pics I will keep posting. Don't worry, I'm putting a full-length porn up today as well so I won't bore you to death with all these clips I keep putting up. Hey...I don't try to swindle you out of money to see them so deal with it Mr! Just kidding, I hope you enjoy them, I have fun making them. Plus, if you turn the volume down and put it on loop, you can use it as a fall to sleep soundtrack. That's value folks.
Back home from the nude beach with Juliette @xxxjnc , had a great time, here is just a little bit from my day. Hopefully, you will want to see more, just let me know! I took tons of pics and short little videos!
Lets quit goofing around and get to the goofing around here. By now, you must know that I am very serious about not being very serious. I am all for taking names and kicking ass when it needs to be done, but I play hard when it's time to play. Lets introduce the girls. You probably know who they all are by now, but if you pause the video at the very beginning, from left to right, Peyton Hall, Deauxma, Dolly Fox, Me, and Sally D'Angelo. All found right here @deauxma @dollyfoxvip @paytonhallxxx @sallydangeloxxx Others are coming in this little mini-series of mine, but these are the main players for general purposes. We made some goofy shit, lots of slow motion. This get together is a definite bra-buster situation. The ground was shaking, and dicks were rising when we bounced around. Enjoy this little clip, and if you like it, I will post more as I have tons of them. Feel free to tip on this one if you are so inclined!
Love ya
Brooke
