Running tight on a busy day so just a quick one. The video is pretty self-explanatory if you know what I mean! Hope you enjoy it! Let me know 😜🍆😜 I am not avoiding your DM's, I just have to get a break in the action and I'll get on it Mr! 😜❤️
2022-01-21 19:40:47 +0000 UTC View PostOops. Forgot to post this one yesterday as well as the cummy stretchy pants. Those are next so watch for them! Cut me a break, better late than never! 😜🍆😜
2022-01-21 14:17:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It's after 9 pm, and I'm just getting home. I see Connors home. Wonder what he's up to tonight? Anyway, I'm getting off point here. I didn't get my ass blasted, but I did get bred like I was humanity's last hope for a kid. Bob dumped two loads in my guts and tried for a third but couldn't get it done. Well, he did get it done, but I had to suck him off and finish it with my hands, and just a little ooze of cum came out of the head of his dick. Actually, more cum came out after I milked his shaft than when he actually ejaculated. I've made that happen before. He just ran out of sperm. Plus, he fucked me until his dick got numb. Been there done that before. That's when I fire up the mouth and hands and finish things the manual way. He was funny when he came the third time. He looked like a fish out of water when he started pumping what little sperm he had left. He said it was super intense and super sensitive after the last one. So what happened with Bob? Not much to tell. He uses me as an inanimate sex toy, and I love it. He does whatever he pleases, and I let him do it. He's experimenting. I fingered his ass today. That's how I made him cum the third time. I've done that before. Lots of guys don't like it. Lots of guys love it. Do I like doing it? Yes, but for reasons, you may not expect. I like doing it when I am finishing a guy off with a blowjob or a handjob. Why? Because I love to feel it when he cum. Yes, I can feel whatever mechanical thing a guy's body is doing when I have a finger in his ass, and he starts ejaculating. It's like I'm right on the pump with my finger. It's just a turn-on knowing I made his testicles do that. I know, another weird thing you probably didn't want to know about me but fuck it, now you do. Another fun fact, it slows the cum down. Every time I do it, the sperm just oozes out instead of flying out. I could be wrong, but it's an educated guess. Did Bob fuck me stupid? Yes. He fucked me into a complete cum starved imbecile. It's starting to tee me off that a 24 yr old can own me as completely and as easily as he does simply because I need his cock. I cum so hard that I catch myself mumbling words afterward. It's annoying but also such a complete and total turn-on I can't help myself. Today, after he came the first time, he dipped his cock back in my jizzed up pussy, scooped out some cum, and put it on my nose. Then he put the head of his cock on my lips and snapped a pic. I let him do it. It felt good to let him do it. It's that dick of his. It's so goddammed perfect. It almost bugs me it's so perfect. Fuck, it's hard even to be gay when your getting fucked with a cock like that. If only he could cum like Connor. I would marry him. I would leave you and marry him. I'm just saying. Don't be mad at me, don't blame me. If you saw his dick, you would be saying, "you need to dump me and marry him." Anyway, after I got him off the third time, he just kept talking. If I weren't so into fucking him, I would have cut him short and left. But, as you know, I intend to be his cock servant for eternity if he lets me, so I stayed. The good news is that he talked so long that I drained all of his sperm out of my pussy onto his chair instead of on my car seat. I don't know why he was so chatty today. Usually, he feeds me cock and sperm and then sends me on my way when he's done. Not today. I was over there till 9 pm. That's a good sign, I guess. I don't want him to catch feelings or anything. I just want him to fuck me stupid and kick me out while I'm still a cock tard so I can stumble down the hallway with sperm dripping down my legs. I mean, it sounds like a good time to me. I'm just saying.
2022-01-21 11:49:11 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, guys. Sorry to bombard you with so much crap. I can't help myself. I am literally full of it these days, and I have to empty it out somewhere, and I'm dumping it all on you. So cut me some slack here. There is officially no cock shortage in play right now. I am going to see Bob today. For two hours. He literally told me the amount of time all of my openings will be used at will as a cock toy for his dick. Three hours would have been better. I'm just saying. I hope he empties himself in my ass today. It hurts like fuck at first, but then it turns into something extraordinary. I can't explain it. It just feels like my ass is so full of dick I'm about to explode. Incredible feeling if you ask me. Plus, when he slides in and out, I can feel everything. From the ridge of his cockhead to his pulsing veins. That may be what makes me cum so fast when he's buried his cock in my colon. We shall see. I don't want to make a mess out of my chair, so let us move on. I was asked if I was addicted to masturbation. Probably. So what if I am? Beats the hell out of being hooked on pills or something like that. Here's a thought. If I am addicted to masturbation and then become addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand? Just curious. If Connor were to come over and ask me to fuck him instead of Bob, which would I choose. Last night I would have said, Connor. Today, I don't know. I love Connors sperm and the Cougar taking advantage of the Cub scenario so much it's hard to turn down. But now that I have had a little while and actually talked to Bob, I can't get his perfect penis out of my mind. Good thing I don't have to choose one or the other. I'd lose my mind! Today, I'm going with Bob. Bob's cock knows how to turn me into a slobbering cock tard that I do so adore being. I'm looking forward to being turned into a crosseyed cum filled ding dong today, and Bob has the penis to get that done. Man, I'm looking forward to this! How tall am I? I am sometimes 5 ft 8 and other times 5 ft 9. I have no idea how or why that plays out like that. I like wearing heels because it just makes it easier to look down on you. I'm just saying. Chicks are hard to deal with. Especially attractive ones. They have so many issues. Fuck me dry. It's hard to be friends with them because they are so catty and judgemental. Competitive is another good term. I am starting to think the only reason we have vaginas is so that men will talk to us. Otherwise, what's the point? I'm just making an observation. I don't know. I guess if guys didn't have a dick, I would ignore them as well. I'm awful. I hear people complaining about the "TSA" airport screenings. I kind of dig them. I like that they give me women to pat me down. I just wish they would be super hot. I would love to make a satisfying gasp when they cup my tits. I'm just saying. @u125291845
2022-01-20 16:45:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone keeps asking for the pictures in the red teddy. Here they are! So, I have had a few slow days. I was kind of worried I was slipping back into a cock drought again. I mean, I went for weeks at a time without any real dick back in June through September. Dick just wasn't knocking on my door. The supply chain crisis must have been the cause of the cock outage. The shelves were empty of any fresh penis. Fortunately, that streak was broken, and I embarked on a cock bender that lasted for the better part of the last few months. Then it just dried up over the last three or four days. That invokes a "hmm" response in the vagina, if you know what I mean. Not to worry, though. I emptied Connors balls all over my pant legs a few hours ago. It is absolutely stupid how much sperm he can dump. I can't help but be impressed. Fuck, I wish all you guys could do that. The sheer volume of sperm that exits the tip of his cock is starting to shrink Bob's cock. Bob's cock is probably almost double the thickness and close to double the length. Connors testicles effectively reduce the size of Bob's dick to a pinkie weenie in my mind. I don't think about Bob's cock so much anymore. Just Connor. It's probably several things. Connor looks so shiny and new. I feel like a teacher that is poaching her student. I like that. I like that a lot. I didn't use to. That used to bother me. Now, I won't deny it. It turns my pussy into a sloppy, gooey slip and slide. So much so that I had a wet spot in my stretchy jeans, and he never even touched me. The second thing is he gives me 3 to 4 times the amount of jizz. I don't just like that, I fucking live for that! I'm just saying! So, what happened? It's pretty straightforward. He came home from work a little after 8, and I saw him, so being the stalkery chick I know how to be, I went out to get something out of my car. I waved to him, and we said a few things across the street to each other. I told him to come over to my side because I couldn't hear him. He did. We went behind my pickup and talked. He started yacking about work and such, and I just asked him if he had fun with me the other night. It was kind of dark, but I bet his face was bright red. He said he did, very much so. He was sitting on the bumper, so I leaned in and put my tits in his face. He got all nervous people would see. They couldn't see, and even if they did, so what? I put my hand on his crotch, and his dick was so hard it was silly. I got him to stand up, and I unzipped his pants and pulled his erection out to give it some air. I stroked him, and this is where it gets a bit odd. I wanted to make out with him. I don't know why. I just did. It seemed hot as fuck. Me sucking face with a guy who is 18. So, we made out, and we did it well. I didn't want to stop, but he let me know that he was going to cum after a minute or so, and I wanted to see it. There was no way I was missing that spectacle. So I stared at his dick while I stroked it, and when he sucked in his breath, his balls pumped out the sperm. Rope after rope of thick, ploppy wet sperm. It covered my leg top to bottom. I have the pictures to prove it. I fucking love this kid. He is really starting my new year off with a huge sloppy bang. Why do I like him? He's okay looking. His dick isn't anything special. He's a nice enough kid and all of that, but I can't stand to listen to him for more than 10 minutes. I guess it's a combination of the fact that he is 18 and I'm in my 50's, and he is rearranging my insides. I kind of want to hold his hand and take him home when he's done. Plus, the absolute confused and shocked look on his face every time I make him cum almost makes me cum. I love watching his face when he cums. It's like I just gave him the gift of life in a certain death situation. He is so grateful for me to drain his balls that I feel kind of bad that I'm enjoying it so much. And, of course, he apologized for making a mess of my now jizz dripping stretchy jeans. I told him to fuck off with the apology and that I expected him to make me a cummy mess as often as possible. That made him laugh. I hope he knows I'm serious. Anyway, I sent him home, got sperm on my door handle because it was on my hands, and I forgot. I Clorox wiped the door handle, put the jeans in the dryer, and masturbated, looking at the cummy stretch pants pictures. I had a very satisfying cum, if I may say so myself! So that was my night last night. How was yours? Crap, the pictures will be up in a little bit. I have to resize them but bear with me. I'll get them up!
2022-01-20 11:45:13 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I did a post-workout workout video. I worked myself up and ended up naked in the gym. Shit happens. It would have been better if it was Connor. It would have been the perfect day for it. His grandparents are gone, the neighbors are gone, he could have slipped over and slipped inside me. The dummy. I could have used a bellyful of Connor nut today. The gym has a rubber floor so the overflow could have been easily cleaned right up. I'm just saying. Anyway, enjoy this video. I had to end it because I was annoyingly horny and the dildo just wasn't going to get it today. It felt good but I was in the mood for real dick today. The cameraman was a camera chick today so I made her watch me masturbate. She isn't gay. Yet. But she touched herself watching so it's a matter of time before I'm licking that box. She may start an onlyfans but that is yet to be determined. She's married and her husband, who I have fucked numerous times, doesn't want her to show her face. He's a lawyer and he is worried it could goof his lawyer career up if someone found out. We shall see. I can see her gravitating more and more to the Darkside. Cum to the dark side Valerie, you will like it in the Darkside. I'm just saying! Oooh, he's gonna be pissed when he reads this. He is a subscriber and now he's reading about his wife watching me masturbating and touching himself!
2022-01-19 21:54:13 +0000 UTC View PostQuick post as I try to catch Connor's attention outside. The dummy just waved and kept going. I'm not through with his dick by any means and the sooner he learns that the better off he will be 😜❤️
2022-01-19 20:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a big ass clit. Fuck me, it sticks out everywhere. I kind of like it. Other people don't. I don't care. Wearing stretch pants is an adventure in camel toe land. First, they stare at the tits, then they notice the clit, and then I see the shocked look in their eyes while they wonder if I am actually a chick with a dick. No, I am not. Though I wish I was. I would love to have a big fat penis to slip inside some hot chick's guts. It has to feel amazing. Oh, if only. Maybe that is what's scaring all these 20 somethings away? Oh well, fuck my mouth sloppy. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, my giant clit. All I can say about my clit is you will love it. The first second you see it, touch it, grab it, you will lose your mind. After I fuck you and you feel it sliding on your dick, then you will belong to me. I'm just saying. When it "cums" to clits, pun intended, bigger is most certainly better! If I didn't do porn, I was asked what would be my next choice. I would do exorcisms. I suppose I would have to find religion to do that. I'd be looking for a long time. Would atheism work? I mean, it's pretty much a non-prophet organization. Anyway, I saw a movie with Keanu Reeves where he ran around chasing demons off. I figure that looks like a job for me. I don't know how much it pays, if anything at all. What happens if you don't pay for your exorcism? Do you get repossessed? Who knows. Who cares. Just seems like a cool job. Went to a birthday party. The waiter keeps staring at me. I already know what's coming next, but I hope he doesn't go about it the completely wrong way. Don't read too much into this too early. I'm not going to fuck this guy, but he has seen me online. I just don't need him blabbing that fact in front of everyone. It makes shit awkward. So I get up when I see him away from the table and make my way towards the bathroom. He did exactly what I wanted him to do. He asked me if I was Brooke. I spent a few minutes with him, asked him to not bring it up anymore, and all was good in the world! Good for him. He asked if the next time I came in without the crowd if he could get a picture, and I said hell yeah, you can! Nothing eventful to report other than my fried pickles were pretty good. I have been ghosted by a new guy. Who knows why. I don't even care anymore. I must scare them away. It's not like I'm going to eat their dick or anything like that. Well, I might eat their dick but in the best of ways. It will still be attached when I'm done. Anyway, I got Casper-ed. Fucker. Some people say I am a very revengeful person. Well, we will just see about that, won't we now. I have a friend who thinks she is an online engineer because she can edit videos, photos and upload them online, all via apps. She has no idea what a div tag is, PHP, javascript, anything. But she claims she is an online engineer. I have licked this girl's hoo-ha. I have fingered her ass. If I didn't enjoy doing that so much, I would probably inform her that she is incorrect. She got a new vibrator, and she couldn't figure out how to put batteries into it. She asked me to help her. I figured, sure why not, maybe I'll get to try it out on her. It was all marred up when she handed me the new $200 vibrator. I asked her what happened, and she told me she tried to pry it open with a screwdriver. I looked at it and gave it back to her. It has an internal rechargeable battery. One would think the charge port would have given that away. Maybe, just maybe, if I were to tell her that her brain was an app, she just might use it a bit more often. An online engineer. Yes sir, I guess we call be whatever we want to be these days.
2022-01-19 12:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops I forgot to put this one up yesterday. It isn't much in the way of a porn and its very odd but it sure was fun making it with @deauxma
2022-01-18 19:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I find myself staring out the window to see if Connor will come out and play. I have turned into the stereotypical Cougar chasing spring fresh cock. I'm good with that. Just saying. I find myself sitting around thinking about fucking an 18 yr old. Then fucking the 18 yr olds 38 yr old father. Then fucking his 58 yr old grandfather. I want the father and grandfather to be happily married. Weird detail, but that turns me on for some reason. Then I want to run into them all at a restaurant or someplace like that, including their wives. I want to see how awkward it gets for all of them. Of course, the wives wouldn't know, but that makes me even swampier in the pussy knowing I'm the side piece. The side piece they would leave their wives for. But I want the 18 yr old to have the largest, most perfect cock of all of them. Then when I'm fucking dad and grandpa, I would let them know they can't fuck me near as good as the boy does. Man, I'm a bizarre fucker. I haven't a clue why I think this shit up and then masturbate to it. I should see someone about it. I don't really care. I would rather be thinking up this weird shit and plotting how to make it happen than sitting around waiting to die. I have sat around with married couples where I have bred with the husband, and the wife had no idea. Hell, I've done that with friends. I am not to be trusted. Why in the world would anyone trust me around dick and or pussy, for that matter. I blame you. You know what I'm going to do. I'm a known quantity. If I tell you to trust me, then I am going against everything you already know about me. In fact, if I say trust me, you absolutely should not. Well, actually, I am very trustworthy in just about every aspect of life. My complete and utter failure in the trust department. I will fuck your husband, wife, son, daughter, and I will do it repeatedly, even if you catch me. I can't help it. It's who I am. I see sex differently than most people, apparently. I don't see sex as a commitment breaker. I don't catch feelings for someone just because we fucked. Thanks for the use of your dick. See you later. I know a lot of you do catch feelings. They aren't real. It's the dopamine running through your system. When I fuck someone, I understand they don't belong to me. It's just my turn. Then it's someone else's turn. I don't get to keep hogging the playground, so to speak. Not that I don't get excited waiting for my turn, I do. Very excited. I like that. It makes fucking so much better when there is a build-up to it. Could I get feelings for someone because they fucked me stupid? I could. But only for his dick or her pussy. I don't like Bob. But I am in love with his cock. So I pretend to like Bob so I can still have a relationship with his penis. His dick needs me. I genuinely believe that. Without me, it wouldn't be using its full big dick potential. Do I like being ordered around by a 24 yr old douche rocket because he has a magical cock? Yes, I do. I don't know why but I like being addicted to his dick. I like that I ran out on friends when he called so I could take it in my ass and then be told to hit the road. I like licking his sperm off the floor because he wants to see me do it. I find the mental aspect of that excruciatingly sexy. I like the way his cock makes me cum in under thirty seconds, and there is nothing I can do about it. I don't particularly appreciate that he's an asshole. Or maybe I do. Perhaps that's part of the turn-on. Being required to do things for an asshole so I can feel his dick rearranging my guts. Yeah, that's probably got something to do with it. I'm wet right now, so I'm pretty sure it does. Fuck me, I've gone and turned myself on. Where the fuck is Connor when I need him?
2022-01-18 17:22:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Just getting ready to pop out for my allergy shot 😉
2022-01-17 19:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick post. I know some of you are trying to schedule cam shows, I am available between 1 thru 4 pm eastern time. Feel free to get with me if you want to schedule something!
2022-01-17 16:50:33 +0000 UTC View PostA new week. Let's see if we can't get some new dick! It could happen. I got a guy on here who is writing me. He's cute, looks like he has a good dick, lives reasonably close. A good candidate for a fuck buddy. But talk is cheap. Bringing the action to my box is what I'm looking for. Anyway, we shall see how this one pans out 😉 So, this video I just made this morning is because I found the outfit I wore in my video with Deauxma, and it reminded me of her. We are pretty good friends, to say the least, but we live too far apart. She loves TX, and I love FL. It is a long-distance relationship. You know how those go. But when we do get together, we are peas in a pod. Peas in a pod that like to lick each other, that is. Nothing wrong with that. Anyway, moving on. The outfit I wore is pretty cool, I think. I like it. The video, well, it's a very odd video. Not sure what we were thinking when we made it. Not very much action as far as a porn goes. We had all kinds of sets, equipment, blah blah blah, and what we came up with was strange. Fun, but strange. I will post it here in a bit, so watch for that. In the meantime, here is a little video I made thinking about her! I do like getting a new dick. I mean, I like repeat dick, but nothing beats the excitement of holding a new penis in my hands. New dick has a way of mesmerizing me somehow. I get totally focused on it to the point nothing else exists, and before I even know what happened, it's pulling out of me dripping sperm. Don't get me wrong. I love that it happens like that. There is nothing like being totally into whatever it is you love. I just happen to love sex. Lately, the newer the cock is, the more into it I am. As in Connors dick. I can't get past the fact that before his penis even existed, I was 36 yrs old. I was in my mid 30's, getting bred by guys in their 20's, and his dick wasn't even born yet. Very exciting times for me, very exciting. I do like the fresh, newness of it. Especially his balls. They are so tight and firm. They don't even move that much. Plus, he must have some kind of internal sperm storage tank because his nuts can produce some serious amounts of jizz. Even his sperm tastes fresh and alive. Probably because it is, but you get my point. It makes my mouth water thinking about it. But, as fun as Connor is at this point, I'm ready for some brand new dick. So beware, my cock owning friends, I am on the hunt, and I am very serious about hunting.
2022-01-17 16:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a little late tonight, but I feel like I should jot this stuff down, or I will forget the finer details of tonight's date with my sexy little 18 yr old boy toy stud Connor. I finally got him to pump his sperm into me. And pump sperm he did. I'm still dripping it out of my guts. How much? Who knows? I can't very well see it when his dick is buried in my box. I could feel it thought. I squirted it. That was awesome. He was breeding me missionary, and when he started pumping, it got to be so much it squirted out of me and hit him in the belly. Awesome! Did I cum? No, I didn't. I only had him inside me for a minute or so, and he is still in the awkward fuck stage. He won't admit it, but I'm positive I am the first woman he has ever inserted his dick into. I fucking love it! It's been a very long time since I had a first-timer. When I was 18, I was always banging first-timers. To the point, I got tired of it. Now, I'm just thrilled I was the one he emptied his superhero testicles into for the first time! I have masturbated twice to the thought of it. Now I'm telling you all about it. I know, you want to hear about how he fucked me into a stupid babbling bimbo, and I wish he would have, but he didn't. I took him into my bedroom, got naked, spread my legs, and said, "Fuck me." He dropped his shorts and underwear, pulled his shirt off, and then fumbled his way over to me. He left his socks on. Never leave your socks on. Take the fucking socks off. They look ridiculous. I made him take his socks off. It didn't affect his boner in any way. It was so hard it was stuck against his belly when he was standing up. I scooched to the end of the bed and told him to put it inside of me. He didn't know what to do. I guided him through it. No lube was required for two reasons. His dick was leaking pre-cum like a faucet, and my pussy was a fricking swimming pool of girl goo the whole thing turned me on so much. He was able to stand, and when he got close enough, I grabbed his cock, barely slipped the head inside of me, and he took over. He looked like a jerky, uncoordinated dancer trying to fuck me. His hips didn't work right, and he had a shocked look on his face. Plus, he couldn't talk. It was without a doubt his first time. The second his cock head went inside of me, I could see the confusion in his face. He had no idea what my body was doing to his, and I fucking loved it! His dick slipped out of me, it's not huge, and the awkward movements didn't help, and the shock of that was a mental overload for him. He couldn't remember what he should be doing. I told him to get a little closer, put the head against my pussy, slip it up and down, and you'll slide right in, and he did. He went for about another 30 seconds and then stared at me in complete shock, mouth working like a fish out of water but nothing coming out, and then made a groan that went on and on. He let loose a flood of sperm in my belly. I already told you about the sperm squirt. After he pulled out, his cum drained out of me and left a still thick gooey pile of nut on my bed that looked like it could fill a coffee cup. Then he apologized. I asked him for what? He said, "for cumming inside of you." I said, "that's where you're supposed to cum, silly!" He then went on to say how he forgot to put a condom on, and he felt bad about it. I told him I wouldn't have fucked him if he had put a condom on. I assured him he wouldn't be a father, and we didn't pass on Ebola or some other whacky disease, and his mood did a 180 flip. His dick never went down, and he asked to do it again. I said no. Why? Because I had a bedspread with a ludicrous-sized pile of sperm soaking into it. I don't need that soaking into my mattress. So I told him we could do it again, maybe tomorrow but surely this upcoming week. So I sent him home across the street, and I went about cleaning up. The entire time, long ropes of cold jizz kept slipping out of me, hanging up on my thighs or making a thick plop on the floor. It got to the point where I just sat over the bathtub for 20 minutes to let gravity do its thing. I won't fib to you. That is where I fingered myself for the first time. Then shortly after, I was walking the dogs, and I could feel his nut making my insides slippery when I walked. By the time I got back in the house, I had no choice but to rub one out again. Which I did, and it was simply wonderful! Anyway, that was my Friday night. I hope you all had a great night as well. I'm going to bed and will try to leave my feet out of the wet spot.
2022-01-16 04:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update as I have a date with Connor. Talk to you shortly
2022-01-15 19:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I put another video up on bt34gg.com so check it out. It's free to all subscribers and only for subscribers so use it, it's fun. I will post the access code as it's changed again. It is larry4lunch-22 Save yourself some trouble, copy and paste it. Again, it is larry4lunch-22 This video is a good one. Excellent cum blast to conclude it. This video is an actual re-enactment from an affair that I actually had when I was married and cheating on my husband. I don't know why I got into making these videos. I just ended up using them for my own personal masturbation material. In this video and all the other re-enactments, I fucked the guy exactly how I fucked Larry when I was doing it for real. I really liked making these. To the point, I was getting annoying about making sure everything went exactly as it did in real life. So enjoy and let me know what you think.
2022-01-14 18:38:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we go. My box is punched out. I can still feel the fucking I got yesterday. And yet Connor is still looking good across the street. He doesn't seem to be upset about his sudden explosive testicle evacuation that occurred the other day. That's good. Some guys get all bent out of shape about that. If I were a guy, I would be blowing immediately myself. Why not? It will get hard again. Connor was basically hard again by the time he left, but we didn't have the time. I have another video going up today and I also have a new BT34GG video going up as well, so look for those. I have been doing a lot of pics lately. I have been having fun doing them. I got this cool little Sony Camera someone gave me a long time ago and all it does is snap pics. It's probably 10 yrs old but the little bastard works fine. I love my phone but it filters the pics no matter what setting I put it on. It smooths the skin out and alters the shape of my face. The Sony was made before any of that crap so I don't have to worry about it. Then there is my Mechanic. I really, really, want him to pump a baby in my guts. I am craving that so bad. Fuck me. I hate hormones. They drive me nuts. I constantly want to see guys naked. Is it an obsession? Probably. Do I worry about it? No, not really. I could be an alcoholic/drug addict, and being addicted to cock has to be way healthier than that. I'm just saying. What triggers me? I looked at the stretch jeans I wore yesterday, and there was a colossal sperm stain where Bob's sperm leaked out on the way home. Boom, that turned me right on, and now I'm staring out the window looking for Connor. It's a good life. It's Friday. I am somewhat filled with choices. I can get my Mechanic to take me out, Connor isn't working, and Lucas wants to get with me for a quickie today. I wouldn't mind giving my pussy a rest, though. I came a ton yesterday, and Bob spent a very long time inside me. He definitely took his time. I'm an echo chamber down there, and it still is very wide open. I looked. You can see the black hole when I open my legs. His dick is very thick and very long. It will do some delicious damage down there. I don't want to turn them all down. I'm afraid they might think I'm not interested. Welcome to Brooketown. These are my problems. Man, politics is all anyone wants to yack to me about these days. I don't approve of political jokes, as I have seen way too many of them get elected. Look, it appears to me that if you are not part of the solution, then you are probably running for office. I'm just saying. You know how I know I'm getting old? The chicks I used to only see in the T category on pornhub are now in the MILF category. What the actual fuck? It's not fair. You don't get to be 22 and be a MILF. You get to be a hot 22 yr old. I think 35 should be starting line for the title of MILF. Does anyone remember when MILF actually became a thing? I think it was the early/mid-2000s. I could be wrong. Terrible MILF joke. What do you call it when an attractive older woman has a seizure? The MILF shakes. Calm down, I know that was a bad one. You can smack me later.
2022-01-14 17:13:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I got laid yesterday. Courtesy of Bob and his dick. Bob beat my box up good and left it all ball goo snotty. That doesn't sound good. Let me rephrase it. He left it full of his cum. Thank goodness. My box was dying for a proper sperm greasing. Bob is testing his limits. He has no idea how obedient I will be for his dick. He had me suck his cock while he played video games. That went on for half an hour until I guess he got bored with it. I didn't. I could have kept going because it was sexy as fuck. Picture me on my knees, sucking a 24 yr olds dick because he told me to. Fuck, I'm horny just thinking about it. I like being owned by a cock. I really like being owned by a cock that belongs to a 24 yr old. Do you know what turns me the fuck on? I'll tell you. Bob has no money, he's working on a career, but it isn't there yet, really nothing to give me except cock. My boyfriend makes a shit ton of money, has everyone do whatever he wants, he will buy me anything if I tell him to, and I would dump him in a second if Bob told me to. His cock trumps everything my boyfriend has. His dick is vastly more important than my boyfriend is or anything he could give me. That is true love, my friends. Not with Bob. He's an asshole. But his dick, it's true love. You would have to hold it in your hand to understand. I'm just saying. Anyway, let us get back to it. After Bob had enough of getting his dick sucked while gaming, he wanted to do the 69 position. The good old 69. It has lost its luster over the years, and you hardly ever see it porn, but it is still one of my faves. He sucked at it, though. He licked me a few times and then spent the rest of the time telling me how to stroke the head of his dick. Still, I got to play with his cock, and it feels so perfect in my hands I don't really like to let it go. He changed it up today. He had me lay on my stomach while he finger fucked my ass and kissed my neck. I came so fast it was stupid. And then I came again a second time. Between him taking charge and fingering my ass and the feel of him kissing my neck, I was pouring chick goo out of my pussy. He pulled his finger out, hopped on top, told me to squeeze my legs together, and slipped his amazing cock in my pussy. Again, he started kissing my neck, and again, I started cumming. Two more times. I came a total of four times in under 15 minutes. A world record for me. I trashed his bed, though. My pussy gooed the life out his bed. It just kept pouring out. I'm not talking about that nasty drink two gallons of water, so it's clear when they whiz like a rocket everywhere that you see so often in porn. I'm talking about that thick creamy goo that oozes out of me. You know you're doing things right when it's dripping off of your balls. I'm just saying. He didn't mind. He probably won't even wash his sheets, and I don't care. As long as he keeps fucking me with his dick, he can do whatever he wants. I'll wash them for him if he tells me to. I really will. Anyway, he kept fucking me and telling me he was edging himself. When he got ready to cum, he stayed absolutely still for a minute or so. Then he would do it again, and again, and again. It was awesome! He sounded a bit stupid when he came, but it must have been a good one because he really weirded out with this one. On top of that, he flooded my box good with his jizz. Not a Connor flooding, but then again, not many people can let loose a load of cum like Connor can. But still, a solid sperm greasing was performed by Bob. So much so that I borrowed a trash bag to put on the seat of my new Jeep so I didn't stain the upholstery. Anyway, after Bob got his nut, he pretty much booted me out, which is the one thing I really like about Bob. No point in hanging around making small talk. I went home, trash bag and all. Went straight to my bed, masturbated, thinking about Connor doing the same thing to me, and here we are now. That was my day yesterday. How was yours? Real quick. I'm listening to a TV show talking about how traumatizing having a period is. Apparently, she has PTSD from being on the rag. She says she can't be at her best when she's at her worst. For fucks sake, what does she want? Will someone please invent a vibrating Tampon for this nutjob. That way, she actually can be at her best when she's at her worst. Wait... I was fucking around, but the more I think about it... that's a brilliant idea!
2022-01-14 12:37:54 +0000 UTC View PostUh oh, the dreaded clit pump is back, making clits bigger than dicks! Well not really but you get the idea ❤️😜 Let me know what you think. I do pump my clit at least once a week. I need to get back on a daily schedule!
2022-01-13 22:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, I'm looking forward to Bob fucking me cross-eyed stupid. I can almost feel his log moving my insides around to make room for it. Fuck that sounds so good right now. I don't like Bob, though. He is dry and rude to other people. He needs to work on that, or it won't help him in life. Overly entitled might be the word. His dick, though. I would let him breed me just because of his dick. I'd marry him just to have more access to his penis. I'm serious. I love that thing. Anyway, I'm getting myself all worked up here. Let us move on. The world has gone mad. It really has as stupidity abounds unchecked. Scientists say the universe is comprised of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons. I'm just saying. Do I own guns? Why do people keep asking me that? I can neither confirm nor deny. I like to keep folks guessing. Guys, step up your game. I keep hearing from other chicks that they can't laid. What the actual fuck? I have this theory that too many guys are so busy playing video games 24/7 that they take a five-minute break, suck each other off, and then back to it. No need for chicks. I could be wrong. I'd like to see that, but it's beside the point. Anyway, she went on to tell me she has her eye on a guy but doesn't know if he is "sexually excited" when they are together. He's a man. If he's breathing, he's sexually excited there, Einstien. Fuck me with a cactus. Grab his dick, if it's hard, he wants to breed. Stick it in and empty it. It's that simple. Men have two emotions. They are either hungry or horny. If his dick isn't hard, then make him a sandwich. Fuck, I don't know. Leave me alone. Figure it out on your own. I got my own dick problems to deal with. I got asked why I don't have a husband. I tried to ignore the question and deflect. It was in front of a few people, and I didn't particularly appreciate being cornered. They pushed it. I had a few seconds to think. I finally said, "Husbands are the same thing as a condom. They get used and thrown out. The only difference is condoms don't talk." And the subject quickly changed. Husbands. I've had them. What's the point? I'd rather hang around and go home than have them at home. I like the quiet. I like picking my nose without anyone watching. I'm just saying. I like hanging around with the guys. More so than with the girls. The problem is, myself included, sometimes they want to be more than friends. I find myself sexually attracted occasionally. I suppose they do as well, but I find they get emotional as well. I had a guy friend who I really loved hanging around with. I still would love to hang around with him. But I can't. Well, actually, he can't. He said it was too much for him. Long story short. He admitted one night, all he could think about was fucking me, and it was driving him insane. I am not attracted to him in any way. But I am also not above doing a friend a favor. So I sucked him off in his car. I would have kept sucking him off, probably fucked him, if things remained the same. But they didn't. He changed. He became possessive. All he ever talked about was sex. He didn't want me to hang around with other people unless he was there. I enjoyed sucking his dick because it made me happy that I could make him happy. I didn't want anything in return. I didn't even want him to make me cum. I just enjoyed sucking the sperm out of him and putting a smile on his face. He wanted more than I was willing to give, though. So I told him I didn't mind emptying his balls for him now and then, but I had zero feelings for him. He wouldn't let it go, so I told him we just couldn't hang around anymore. He said a few things he later apologized for. But things never went back to the same. My point? I don't know. I guess sex and friends are a tricky balancing act. Never had it work out. Not that I wouldn't try again.
2022-01-13 17:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I tried to get fucked last night, but I got hosed down instead. It happens. That sexy little fucker Connor just couldn't wait to get his dick inside me before he blew his load fucking everywhere but inside of me. I'm not complaining. It was fun to see. His dick is like a loose fire hose flying around when it's emptying out the balls. It's a good thing I have laminate flooring. If it were carpet, it would have needed a steam cleaner. I don't know where it all "cums" from, pun intended. His balls are so small. Where does he keep all of that sperm? How does that not hurt to have that much in there? The shocked look on his face every time he cums tells me he doesn't know either. No matter. Good for him that he can do that. It works for me. I hope whoever he finds to be his one and only doesn't find that to be a nuisance. I can see a lot of chicks being turned off by that. To me, he's a gold mine find because of it. At least as far as fuck buddies go. We aren't even officially fuck buddies. Suck and hand job buddies but still have yet to fuck. I tried last night. I really did. So did he. He just got a little over-excited. How did it happen? I saw him hanging around in his grandparent's front yard. I waved him over and brought up some small chat about his job at KFC. Wrong move on my part. He wouldn't shut up about how important he is at KFC. 18 yr olds are funny that way. I finally had enough of listening to him and looked around to see if my nosy neighbors were watching us. The coast was clear. So asked him if he wanted to come inside. The dummy asked me why. That made me stare at him speechless for a few seconds, but I finally just told him to get inside. The good thing about 18 yr olds is they are obedient little bastards. So inside we went. He smartened up a little inside and asked me if we were going to have fun. Yes, Connor, we are definitely going to have some fun, kiddo. I sat him in a dining room chair, took my tits out, and let him do his thing. He was so into my tits I finally had to stop him, or we would have been there all damn night. I told him to take his pants off. His dick was as hard, standing straight up. I'd say it's 5 inches and thin. It's an adorable dick. It makes me want to snuggle it with my mouth. Not last night, though. His cute penis was going in my pussy. I pulled my yoga pants off and sat on his lap facing him, my tits in his face. I ground on his dick, getting my pussy super swampy wet, feeling his hard dick rub against my slit. I reached down to put it in my guts, but it slipped out of my grip, and I saw his face get that shocked look. I tried to get a hold of it to punch in me real quick, but it was jerking around everywhere, and I just couldn't get a grip before he started ejaculating. So I just watched those amazing long ropes of sperm go everywhere. Some hit my tits, and some hit my belly. Some hit him. Most of it went on the floor and chair. It looked so good. What it must be like to feel that coming out of your body like that. I'm so jealous. I want to cum like that. He has to be able to feel each rope stretching his dick just to get out. Do you know what's weird? It makes my mouth water thinking about it. I am sitting here drooling, thinking about his dick getting stretched out by his sperm. Very odd, but I don't care. It works for me. He was embarrassed and wanted to leave, but I was like, "Oh, not you don't." I made him watch me finger myself using his own jizz as lube. His little dick got so hard so fast and turned a bright purple. I probably could have fucked him right then and there, but I got totally into having him watch me dip my fingers into his jizz and slip them inside of me that I couldn't stop. I came so hard. It was one of the whole body-satisfying cums that wiped me out for the rest of the night. After getting my head back, I sucked his purple dick head for a few seconds and then kissed him on the forehead and sent him home. He did as he was told. I did tell him we would empty him inside of me properly very soon. He said he would like that. Then the dummy asked me if he should bring a condom. For fucks sake. Sometimes I wonder how this country is going to survive. Just saying. I would say today would be the day but Bob's dick texted me and it has decided that I shall be letting it stretch my guts out at approximately 3 pm today. What Bob's cock says goes. Connor will still be there tomorrow. He isn't going anywhere.
2022-01-13 14:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostSeveral people requested this video over the last couple of weeks, so the request shall be granted. I did terrible things to this guy's cock, and it didn't care. It just kept getting harder and then dumped a massive load of cum in my box. This video was wildly popular. I learned that I am not the only whacked perv on the planet. Just saying. @u125291845 Connor, Connor, Connor, where art thou? Thou should be buried in my pussy feeding it sperm, yet thou is not. Fucker. I hate when these guys just disappear on me. For fucks sake, it's just sex. It's not like I want to marry these ding dongs. Guy complains all the time about girls wanting more, wanting deep relationships, all that crap. Yet, I keep running into guys who want to do just that and tell me their feelings on top of it. Fuck my ass with a dry dick. Can we just stop with all this touchy-feely stuff? Stick a dick in me, use dick to make me cum, make me a spermy mess, shut up and go home. Rinse and repeat. It's not rocket science, folks. Sure, we can be friends. For like half an hour to an hour a week. What's the problem with that? The world is a crazy place. So much so that I ordered an airhorn for my truck. Anyway, looking forward to that. I keep running into guys who feel they should be getting more sex. The way I see it, if you feel like you should be getting more sex, then you should be getting more sex. I'm just saying. I could be wrong. I know that I am a much happier person when I have plenty of cocks cum dumping inside of me. Take the cocks away, and I'm kind of moody, but put the cocks back in, and it's blue skies and fuzzy bunnies. I'm sure it works the same way with guys. Sex is healthy crap. We should be doing it all the time. But, somehow, over time, it's become some kind of deviant thing. I, for one, am delighted to be that deviant.
2022-01-12 12:11:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Looky, Connors home. The sneaky little bastard pulled right into his driveway, and I didn't even see him come home. I need to put little cowbells on his car, so I can hear him coming and going. Someone forgot to tell Connor he belongs to me now. I'm debating whether I should fuck his dick clean off or if I should be slow and gentle and then fuck his dick off at a later date. Look at me, making plans for someone like I'm running the Connor show. I know he wants it, as he texted me last night to chat. I hate chatting. I'm used to "Hey babe, in the mood for some dick?" He is sending me crap like, "Hey there, how was your day? Did you do anything fun or interesting?" How the fuck do you answer that? "Hi Connor, thanks for asking! I got fucked stupid by 4 very large men, and I think I'm pregnant, or maybe just bloated, not sure. How was your day?" That might scare him away. I need to go talk to him. I think I will. I keep seeing these goofy commercials on TV on how to improve your memory. Complete BS if you ask me. Plus, why buy something you don't need? Follow this simple premise, and you won't forget a thing. I like to do unforgettable things to improve my memory, like jerking Connor off in the driveway. I won't forget that ever. Remember, I'm the one who gave you this tip. You will thank me for it. TV has changed. Network TV especially. It's super woke and such, which means it's super boring. I'm am so glad I don't watch much of it anymore. There just isn't all that much out there to watch that catches my eye. Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver." Yeah, I'm not watching that one either. Someone wanted to know how I got fucked by Lucas. In the car again. We went to my Jeep. I sucked his cock hard. He bent me over the seat with the door open and slipped it inside me, and fucked me until I came. It was hot, it was quick, and he left me with a pussy full of steaming, fragrant sperm that left a wet spot on the back of my dress when it dripped out. Two things about this fuck. First one. After I came, he kept pumping, and he stopped and asked me if I had a "pad." I said, "A pad? What are we padding?" He said, "Your pussy. So it won't leak, and people won't see." No, I didn't have a pad. I explained I would be just fine, and no, I would rather him grease my insides, not my throat, though an acceptable alternative the throat would be. He agreed and went on to pump his baby goo in my guts which was awesome, in case you were wondering. Second. After sitting on a stool, I got a wet spot when his nut dripped out of me. And yes, someone noticed. They informed me I sat in something wet. To which I replied that I did not sit on something wet. They said you have a damp spot. You sat on something. I said it's the kind of damp spot that leaves salt rings. It took a second, but they got it. Then they got shocked. Then they left. What is so shocking about getting fucked? Who doesn't want to get fucked? Who cares who got fucked. If I saw a cum stain on a chick's ass, I'd give her a high 5 and ask her if she is up for round two? Just saying.
2022-01-11 16:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I waved to Connor this morning. I wonder where he's going. It's 7 am. He looked dressed for work. Does KFC open that early? Why would they? Maybe they clean or something. Who knows. I still think about our time together in my driveway. I can still see his dick pumping out sperm in long thick ropes. I wonder what he thinks about when he sees me. The bad old lady across the street that has held his dick in her mouth. Swallowed his sperm, jerked him off in her driveway. He has to have some kind of thought. I hope they are like mine. I'm not done with that 18 yr old dick. Not done by a longshot. He is going to put in my guts and turn me into a cum begging whacko. That's what I'm talking about. I wonder what time he will get off? If he gets off early, it would be the perfect time to get him off, if you know what I mean. Both grandparents are at work. I can have my way with him without getting the evil stink eye from them. Play it by ear. I think if I let him breed me, he will be mine forever. Please let that happen! I need that in my life right now. I really do. Guys often dangle the promise of expensive shoes and such in front of me. They get mad when I don't bite. I don't give a flying shit about shoes that cost $500 or more. They are the same crap I buy for $19.99 on eBay. Look, I started with nothing and still have most of nothing left, so I'm good. I'll let you know when I run out. Feel free to buy me all the nothing you want. I'll take it. I tried to get off the subject of Connor. It didn't work. I still want his dick in my guts. Just saying. I know, it sucks when a chick would rather have a new set of shocks for her Jeep than a $1000 purse. Think of it this way. If I let you drive it and suck your cock, you will thank me after every pothole we hit. Just saying. Please don't ask me what I want to eat. I fucking hate that. I don't know. You pick, and I'll let you know if you select correctly. It's really that simple. Pick it right the first time, and you will, at the minimum, get a handy under the table. But if you ask me, it will drive us both nuts for an hour. I don't know. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm just not sure. I just checked. Connor still isn't home. He's only been gone half an hour. I might be obsessed with Connor. I should see someone about that. Catch you all in a bit!
2022-01-11 12:04:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhere are we now? Who knows. I get many requests to shoot with people I have shot with before or people I don't even know. I would absolutely shoot with some of them, not all of them, again or for the first time. But means we must now have a geography lesson as well as another "Santa is not real" moment. I'm not up for that. Long story short, I don't pay anyone to be in videos with me, and I don't stage any of the videos I'm shooting unless it's a re-enactment, and if that's the case, I tell you that. Hence the reason you have never seen almost any of the men I shoot with other than the chicks. I am putting up a staged video today. I thought the whole script was shit, so I convinced them to use some material that I have actually done in real life. It still has its over-the-top moments, screaming and yelling. I hate when they tell you to do that. I feel like such a ding dong. I talk, not scream to you when we are fucking. "Stick it in deep, move a little quicker, just put the head in." When I cum I'm too frozen up to talk, much less scream. After I cum I tend to laugh as I'm shocked I actually survived the whole thing. I'm just saying, you be the judge. Check it out. Let me know what you think! @robpiperxxx @sallydangelo
2022-01-10 19:55:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Morning everyone! I have a video I will be putting up in a bit, but first, a few pics in my yellow dress. My very old yellow dress. The first time I wore this dress was in Dayton, Ohio, on, if I recall correctly, was the Oregon District, or 3rd street, or something like that. I bought it in a store, changed into it in public, and then got double teamed in a back alleyway parking lot. 2007 or so would be my guess. I was digging through my stuff, looking for something someone asked me to wear that I wore in an old magazine photoshoot. I came across this dress somewhat at the top of the pile. I have shot before in it over the last several years, but I do like it, so here you go! I also found the pink outfit and will put some stuff up in that! Pretty short post, I know. A new record for me! Don't worry, I have plenty of more stuff to tell that should bore you straight to death. Catch you all in a little bit!
2022-01-10 15:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostOh man, so much to tell, so little time to get that done. I'm afraid if I don't, I'll forget all the little details and such, and then even I won't be able to maximize a rub one out session. I wish I could just download my thoughts, as that would make things so much easier. Much creepier as well, but maybe we could just delete stuff. Anyway, I have two more cums, both inside of me from Bob, to finish up. I thought I would have plenty of time, but I ended up having a cum fest of a night with Connor and my trainer. I didn't see that "cumming" pun intended. I am going to go with Connor. To me, even though I never put his dick inside of me, it was the sexiest of the three fucks I have left to share with you. I guess Connor really wasn't a fuck, so I correct myself, the remaining 2 1/2 fucks left to share. Fuck, this is going to be an all-out novel. So fair warning, this is a long fucker, and it's only about Connor. What made Connor such a turn-on? I'm still turned on by it. Actually, he has made everyone else kind of fuzzy even though they were great fucks. I don't like admitting it even to myself. It's because he is 18 and I am in my 50s. It's like a gut punch that makes my pussy a slip and slide sitting here thinking about it. The fact that he ejaculates a fucking gallon of pure white sperm doesn't hurt either. I want that jizz in me so badly now I can almost taste it. I know exactly how I want it to happen. I want him in a chair with me straddling him on top. I want to ride him till he lets his testicles pump me full of his nut. I want to kiss him on the forehead while his balls are still pushing sperm inside of me. I don't know where kissing on the forehead part comes from, but it's there, and it turns me on. Look, I have held this kid's dick in my mouth. I have ingested so much sperm from his balls that I have actually felt like I just ate a meal. I admit it. I want his dick, and I'm not willing to give it up. He must know that, but unlike Bob, he isn't gaining confidence. He isn't pushing further. He always walks away like he's just done something bad and is about to get yelled at for it. I don't think he is going to change. I may not be doing him any favors by doing the things I'm doing to his dick. Here is the bad part. I don't care. I am not willing to give up the rush of playing with an 18 yr old cock. I like knowing that I am that woman who lusts after my friends and neighbor's sons. It's pussy drenching. I would have been a terrible teacher. Anyway, Connor isn't stopping me, and until he does, I doubt I will either. I think he wants to stop, but his dick has other thoughts, and they overpower his will to walk away. I like that as well. I like knowing I drive him insane like that. It makes me want to fuck constantly thinking about it. So what did I do to Connor yesterday afternoon? I stroked him off in his car and left him covered in his own sperm. How did that happen? Easy, he was coming home, and I waved to him. He pulled into my driveway, put his window down, and we talked. I talked. He just answered questions. Mostly it was about his new job at KFC. To him, it's the greatest thing in the world. In his mind, he will be the next CEO of KFC. So cute. I almost wish he would be so he wouldn't have to wake up from whatever life fantasy he has going on. I always catch Connor staring at my tits. He can't help it, and I certainly don't mind. Yesterday he had an obvious hardon while doing it. His face turned purple when I pointed that out. He tried to pull out of my driveway, but I said, "No, no, no, you don't get to point that thing at me and just drive away." I had him unlock his passenger door, and I got in with him. I leaned over and felt his dick. It was pure steel covered by pants. I don't know why they make pants so hard to unbutton these days, but it took me at least several minutes just to get his button undone. I fucking hate that. I was worried he would cum while I was doing it. He didn't, and he finally did it for me. I unzipped his pants and felt his dick through his underwear. I started asking him questions about KFC. I asked him if any cute girls worked there. He didn't answer me. He stared at my hand, tickling his cock through his underwear instead, so I flicked the head to wake him up. I asked him again the same question. He said there was one. I asked him if he wanted to fuck her. He wouldn't answer me. I told him to answer me, and he did. He said yes. I could tell he thought he just got caught doing something wrong. I asked him what he wanted to do to her first? He didn't understand, so I explained that when I see a guy that I want to fuck I usually think about sucking his dick before anything else. He said he wanted to kiss her. Fuck me. This kid is definitely going to be work. So I said, think about kissing her while I do this. I pushed his pants and underwear down to his ankles, and I tickled the shaft of his dick. I kept talking and trying different things to see what flipped the switch in his head to send him over the edge. I found it. I tried talking about her sucking his dick, fucking him, making out. When I said, "Imagine if she was touching your dick just like this and kissing you." and his dick visibly hardened, turned purple, and the head got massive. Got him😜 I asked him if he would cum if she stroked the head of his dick like this and then stroked his dick head. He forgot to breathe, made grunts and groans, and then sperm went everywhere. Long ropes of sperm. One string hit him in the chin and dripped there. Thick ropes. I mean very thick ropes. And it just kept cumming out of his dick. I didn't count each shot of ropey cum, but it had to be about 10 before it tapered off into drooling/oozing pumps. Quite a bit came out that way as well. He was covered in it. I had some on my hand that I simply ate and licked my fingers clean. He, however, had it all over his chin, his shirt had ropes of it all over it, and his pants were soaked in his own nut. I asked him if he enjoyed our conversation. He said he did. I asked him if he enjoyed it a lot. He said he did. I asked him if he would like to talk some more about work and such, and he said yes. I asked him when and he said he could be over in about half an hour. That was adorable. It really was. I explained I was thinking more of sometime this week. I told him that I had a date tonight I had to get ready for. He looked so sad and hurt that I explained to him that I would always save time for him. He should think about the girl he likes, and when he wants to "talk" about it, he should "cum" see me. That made him happy. Now I have his number programmed in my phone. Now he texts me at 2 am. It's okay. I don't answer or even hear it. It's cute, though, and yes, I finger myself when I read them. Then I fucked my trainer, and while Lucas was breeding me and pumping his nut inside me, I thought of Connor. I came so hard it was scary. So thank you, Connor and Lucas, for giving me a fantastic weekend and hopefully many more to cum!
2022-01-09 16:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to get this out pretty quick. I'll be gone most of the night. Two dates tonight, one with Connor and then meeting my trainer down on Main St tonight! So a busy night for me! Hope all goes well! The new year is kicking off right for me! Finally! Man, I had a crappy and dick-dry year last year. Now I'm swimming in the dick. Happy days my friends, sunny days! So, on my date with Bob last night after I ate his nut, we went to Zaxby's. Shut up. I didn't pick it. It's where he wanted to go. He owns the penis. I just follow it around. Besides, I'm a huge fan of Zaxby's. Most of the time. We ate inside. Very few people were in there. While we were waiting, he told me to show him my tits. I do. I know there are cameras and probably people looking, but I don't even check. I pull my shirt down and show him my tits. That freaked him out a bit. He got all panicky and told me to put them away as quickly as I pulled them out. I was like, "What? You said show me your tits. I showed you my tits." He said I should be more cautious about it. I said, why would I be careful about it?" Because he thought we might get into trouble. I told him we might get into trouble if I take his cock out and start sucking it right here and now. Then I asked him if he wanted to get into trouble? He passed. He is getting braver but not that brave yet. So we had our chicken strips, they were good, I got a Zaxby's food belly, and all was good. I noticed that people looked at us. I think they thought we were Mom and son, but when they figured out we weren't, they were either intrigued or disturbed. I can't tell which one. Then I started thinking we could have gone to KFC and sat in front of Connor. That would have been priceless. I don't know if Connor was working or not, but this is a must-do thing that needs to happen soon. Anyway, out the door, we go, and we are on our way to the beach. We parked on the beach, and he opened the doors up and left them that way. Then he tells me he wants me to make him hard. I'm like, "you're already hard Bob, I can see it in your shorts, kiddo." He's like, make it harder! So using the doors as cover, I take his cock out, and it just makes my heart melt it's so beautiful. I go to suck it, but he stops me and just wants me to stroke it. I stroked his cock like it was the love of my life, which it basically is at this point, until he stopped me, looked around, and told me to take my shorts off. I absolutely do as I'm told. I'm thinking I'm about to get my guts rearranged by this beautiful monster, so I don't care who sees us. I'm bent over, hands on the back seat, waiting for his dick to stretch my insides out, but he doesn't want my pussy. He wants my ass. I was alright with that until he tried to slip it in my asshole with zero lube. No spit, no oil, no anything. Doesn't work that way. It hurts when it works that way. He looked slightly offended and hurt that I stopped him, which I found odd, but with a dick like that, who cares. I told him just a sec, reached into my purse and pulled out a bottle of Wet Platinum Silicone, my favorite lube for just such occasions. I coated his dick, slipped a slick finger in my bum just for a little more slip and slide actions, and within a second, his fat, massive dickhead was turning my asshole into a doughnut hole the size of an apple. Yes, it hurt for the first minute. Then I was like, wait a sec. Now we're talking. And after that first minute, it took me about 30 seconds to lose my shit and cum. Embarrassingly cum. As in stupid faces and body movements that make me look possessed. Not to mention the gibberish that flys out of my mouth. It was so fucking good it hurt. I don't know how to explain it, but when 9 inches of penis stretches out your colon, things happen. In my case, delicious things. Mind-bending, brain exploding things. It's not a physical thing, and I don't really feel it all that much in my ass. It's in my head. Something lets loose, and though it's scary, it's beyond incredible at the same time. I may be killing myself a little each time I cum like this. Worth it. Worth every second of it. The embarrassing part is that Bob laughed. To make things worse, the more Bob teased me, the more satisfied I felt. Who knows what's up with me. I'm all kinds of screwed up. You know what went through my mind a minute or two after I came? Why would I ever do drugs when I can just do this? Plus, if drugs are better than this, I'll be dead in a week. Isn't that an odd thought, though? I thought it was. I could be wrong. Anyway, Bob plowed my ass for a full ten minutes. No, I didn't cum again. But I got super turned on being Bobs' anal fuck toy. I just stood there bent over the seat, letting him plunder his dick in and out of my ass any he pleased. It felt so right. When he came in my asshole, and I mean buried to the hilt deep in my guts and dumping a hot gooey load of sperm fresh from his testicles deep, I almost wanted to tell him I love him. But I don't. Hell, I don't even like him that much. He's kind of stupid. But his dick, I would walk on water for that dick. His cock is my Kryptonite. And I'm beyond ecstatic that it is. Anyway, when he relieves his nuts in my asshole that deep, it stays there for the day, sometimes longer. I was super happy about feeling it squish around inside of me when I was pulling my shorts back up. Bob wasn't entirely done. He pointed out he had some sperm dribbling out of his cock. I apologized for not seeing that, and I sucked his dick for minutes, ensuring there would be no post-ejaculation cum stains in his shorts. I enjoy doing that for him. He thinks he's making me do it, but the jokes on him! I got in the car, and off we went, feeling my ass slip and slide around from the sperm greasing it just got. Look, I still have two more loads of sperm to go with Bob. But that would take hours to read, so I will get you more later if you care to read it.
2022-01-08 19:17:18 +0000 UTC View PostOh man, did I get turned inside out yesterday 😜 I mean, I got turned into a dripping, cumdrunk sperm sponge. What a fantastic feeling. First things first, I bailed on Connor for Bob. I had to. Bob has a dick that doesn't let me down. For my troubles, I got told to shut up, clean sperm off the floor with my tongue, finger my ass and lick the cum off of it, just about everything. I even admitted I wanted him to pump a baby in me. This is going to sound like a version of Penthouse Letters but it is what is... or was in this case. Look, he put me in total dick stupid mode yesterday. I love being dick stupid. When I went to pick him up, he wanted to be sucked off before we went. Hell yes, I'm all about that. When I took his dick out, I took a very long smell of it. I love the way his dick smells. He laughed at me and asked me if I was smelling his cock? Then he told me to keep smelling it, and I did. I was so horny that if he had just touched me, I would have cum. He didn't. He made me kiss his dickhead for like 5 minutes. It's such a big, fat, wonderful dickhead that I could have done it for 15 hours. Then he had me lick around the edges of the head then suck it. Then he wanted me to smell his balls. Even better! Then lick them, even better yet! They are so big and round, just like softballs, that I want to hold them forever. He did some odd stuff as well. He got behind me with draped his dick over my forehead, and had me reach up and tickle it. Did I get turned on by doing that? Yes, yes I did. Not because he had his dick on my forehead but because his dick had the power to make me do it. If I didn't he might now put it in me. He did that for a while. I thought he would cum because he started making groans like he was. From that point on, he started getting super comfortable making me do things that must be fantasies and turnons for him. He had me sit in a specific way, on my knees, legs tightly together, chest out, hands out, and cupped. That's when he asked if I wanted him to make me pregnant. I didn't answer him. It felt weird. He kept at it, and finally, I admitted it to him. I do want him to pump a kid in my guts. I don't know why, I can't explain it, but it's all I can think about sometimes. If it was possible, I would already be knocked up. But it's not. Then he jerked himself off into my cupped hands. It was a good load. Some got on my forearms, but most of it was in my hands. Then he told me just to stay there. He took some pics and made me wait some more. It was starting to drip through my fingers onto the floor. He then turned on the video camera on the phone and told me to drink his cum. I didn't even hesitate, and I swallowed it all in one gulp. It was easy. I held it long enough that it was no longer thick and sticky but more slick and watery. That's when he told me to clean up what dripped on the floor. Again, not even a second hesitation. I was so happy to do that for him! When I was getting dressed, I asked him what phone he used since his was broken? He had his sister's old phone. She gave it to him and here is the problem. It is an Apple phone, and it was still connected to her account, and everything backed up to her account, and he can't get into it. Boy, is she going to get a surprise when she opens her photo gallery. All this, and we hadn't even got out of the apartment yet. I will fill you in on what happened later. Too much for one post!
2022-01-08 14:40:30 +0000 UTC View Post
