It's Brooke Tuesday. Otherwise known as Titty Tuesday. I am possibly overqualified for this day. Here is a cam show video. I have no idea why I made this video, but I did. Enjoy it. I know I did!
Cam shows. Everyone wants cam shows. I like cam shows, and I often get them with my favorite performers. Yes, I pay like everyone else. That shocks the people who ask or expect me to cam with them for free. I get a lot of that. No, the camshows are not free. Everything else on here is free, but camshows and such are definitely not. Not sure how they put it together in their head that they would be free, but that is neither here nor there.
I first started camming in 2003 with a company called Tri-Cams. It was a shit show, but I made a ton of money. Hardly anyone was doing it, so I had the room all to myself. Now every chick on the planet cams, but it's one of two things anymore. Half ass I don't want to be here or way overproduced for theatrical value. There is no middle ground where the girl is there to get off. Sure, she gets paid, but who says she can't get off while she's doing it. I get off while I'm doing it. But that is why I don't do that many shows. I can't get off every three minutes for 8 hours a day. I got maybe 3 cums in a day, four on a good day, and they have to be spread out. I'm not going to sit on cam and pretend I'm cumming all day long. I can't think of anything worse than doing that. I am there for the action, baby.
When I show up, I show up ready to play, no fooling around. I boycotted recess in grade school. That's how much I hate fooling around. Anyway, when I cam, I am there for several reasons. One, I want to get offโtwo, I want to see a new penis. Yes, that's right, if we're going to do it, you better not be one of those who hides his dick or makes it too dark to see it. I will demand to see it. I don't care about the size, shape, length, color; I want to see a hard cock. Like you, I want to see stuff. I like seeing dicks. I like seeing dicks a lot. One might say I am addicted to seeing dick. But why wouldn't I want to see a cock? I'm a chick. I like dicks. Which kind of goes hand in hand with wanting to see as many cocks as possible. I can go on all day about this but let's keep it short. Just show me your dick if we are camming. I need to see it to get off, so do a girl a favor and let me stare at your penis. Enough of this. I get started on dicks, and I can go all day long.
My truck looks fucking awesome. I put a ceramic coating on it. Looks badass. I know, just what you wanted to hear.
I hit a slump on Tinder. Bumble is bumbling. I need to find some new targets and fast.
My new page for my content is done. I am setting up the password protection, then all I have to do is start uploading. You will get something to see, most likely tomorrow. Be nice if there are bugs. I old-school PHP'd this thing, so it's not super compliant. I haven't kept up with today's tech as far as website construction. It's basically a modified WP theme that I have broken a hundred times over the last few days. I know, shut up about this shit. Talk about fucking guys or licking pussy. I would if I had a dick in me or a pussy to taste. Again, I am in a bit of a slump as far as cock and pussy, for that matter, goes.
So, I rubbed one out to these pictures after I wrote the below novel about cum inside of me. He left me wide open with a puddle of jizz that you can see in my guts. I knew I had these pics, and it took me a half-hour to find them, but when I came, so worth it! I don't care who you are. That's what I call a good time!
What does it feel like when a man cums inside of me? Someone asked me that today and in my mind, I feel like everyone knows what it feels like, but that is kind of absurd if you don't have a vagina. I often forget that the owners of penises experience an entirely different realm of sensations. Anyway, moving on, what does it feel like when a guy dumps a nut sack full of jizz in my guts. It depends on where he leaves his load. If it's in my ass, it's one thing. If it's in my pussy it's another. And let's not forget about pumping a hot load of baby batter down my throat because that comes with an incredible set of sexual dynamite parameters as well. We shall start with the pussy. I would say that that is my favorite but lately, getting a lump of sperm dumped into my rectum has kind of taken first place. I still love a good hot load of ejaculate in my box. There are many moving parts that lead up to the moment he sprays down my insides with sperm. I can usually tell when guys are about to cum in my box because he starts to pump a little bit harder, a little bit deeper, and his cock gets ridiculously hard. I love the faces, and the body twitches in the grunts and groans a man makes right before he tries to impregnate me. I like the guys whose cocks get so hard they are unbendable, and on the last stroke right before they cum, they bury their cock as deep as will possibly go and just let it sit there. That's when the pumping and twitching and little spasms start to happen, and I can feel his jizz in one of several ways. Some guys are sperm distant shooters who get five or 6 feet regularly. When sperm shooters unload inside of me, I can feel every spray bouncing off the walls of my vagina. If I'm honest, that will make me come immediately. I'm pretty much sitting here soaking my chair as I tell you this. That's how much it turns me on. Other guys are sperm droolers. Their balls pump just hard enough to drool out puddles of nut. I can feel it when the warm sliminess touches my inner walls. Either way, when they start to come in me, it's like I just can't get enough sperm out of their balls. Even if it were 3 gallons of pearly white man slime, I would still want more. It's why I'm not too fond of condoms. If we are going to fuck I like to get my guts sprayed down with jizz. I don't want a piece of rubber between me and the sperm that I deserve. Condoms also take away the pulse. I love feeling a cock bottomed out inside of me, pulsing with the owner's heartbeat. Condoms kill that. Why creampies when so many women seem not to enjoy them? I don't know. I feel like I deserve them. I worked hard to get that nut unloaded inside of me. It's mine, I took something from some guy's body, and I am not giving it back. I have a piece of him inside of me, and I want to keep it. The best part about sperm is it will take hours to drain out, and during that time, I get untold amounts of pleasure as I feel it slowly leaking out of me. It makes my insides slippery. It has that amazing odor that makes my mouth water. When I sit in a chair, I get whiffs of it, and it drives me fucking crazy knowing it's his sperm that is dripping out of my pussy causing it. I have used a guy's jizz hours later to lube my clit as I rub another orgasm out, thinking about allowing myself to be bred like a shameless ho. Fuck, now I have to go rub one out again. I hope it's as fun to cum inside of me as it is for me when you do. I wouldn't know but fuck if I wouldn't give anything to have a cock for a day and do just that.
Here is a video I did with @sexyvanessa in NJ in a hotel room. We were at the adult convention in Edison and decided why not. I have more to this video and though it ended up kind of wonky. Neither here nor there, enjoy and let me what you think. I have part two to this video if you would like to see it as well as part three. Let me know.
I made a guy cum so hard he forgot to breathe. I literally had to tell him it was OK, just relax, let it settle down, and everything will be OK. That made me feel good. It's kind of a beautiful feeling knowing I can do things to a man's body that makes him feel that intense. He confided in me that it scared him that it was so fierce and lasted as long as it did. But after five minutes or so, he was all about doing it again. I know that feeling well, when you cum so hard you can feel it in your chest, your head, you're back, and everywhere else. It's that mental cum I tell you about now and then. I found it's the only way I want to have sex anymore is by mixing the mental with the physical. I want to use the mental game even if I'm just doing something to someone else, like a blowjob. I want to know what turns them on and then use it against them during sex and damn near kill them when they come.
So what do I use when I'm playing with somebody's mind during sex? I need to know exactly what turns them on, and sometimes they're embarrassed to tell me. But if they open up and give me the straight story, the odds are good they're going to end up on the floor after the sperm leaves their balls. Getting them to tell me, though, is surprisingly hard. They are usually embarrassed or think it's weird, but they have no idea of the bizarre thoughts that run through my mind, all of which I'm willing to share. Yesterday's guy liked to fantasize about me giving him a blowjob in his own house while his wife is doing things and unsuspecting of the sexual favors being given in her own home to her husband. I don't find that kinky at all. To be honest, for me, it's almost a little vanilla. But I know how to spice things up and make it a little more hardcore. So I say things that turn me on, such as think of me sucking your cock and enjoying it more than your wife ever will. Your wife will never want to swallow your cum as much as I do. I can hear your wife over there in the kitchen, and she can't compete with me because I love your cock, and she doesn't. I just go on and on and on because endless ideas just pop into my head. It's easy for me because I just say things that turn me on. I would love to suck his cock while his wife was in the kitchen. I would love to get fucked in her bathroom while she's downstairs cleaning up. I want to sit at the dining room table having dinner with them and laughing at her stories while her husband's sperm drips out of me. Anyway, that's what I did to him yesterday while I was giving him a blowjob and a handjob. He came when I told him I wanted him to hold her hand like a good husband, but only after he fingered my pussy. She would be touching my pussy juices and not even know it. He made weird noises and jerked around for a minute while I sucked his jizz out of the head of his cock like a sperm straw. I reduced him to a childlike state, and he was utterly helplessโnothing but a quivering weak man who couldn't catch his breath. I had to coax him back to life. It was awesome.
No, I didn't cum. I didn't want to. I wanted to wait and do it myself. It was worth the wait, to say the least. I came so hard picturing the pathetic and helpless state I turned him into. All this with just the touch of my lips, hands, and words. What I could reduce him to, almost nothing, so weak, so helpless, so feeble and inadequate, and I loved every fucking second of it. Holy fuck, I love sex. Everything about it. I think it is truly a reason for being all by itself.
Anyway, that was my weird Sunday. How was yours?
The best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet vagina. I am just saying Mr. Food for thought. Here is a good tip. Vaginas are much like the weather. If it is damp and drizzling, it's best to get inside it quickly before the clouds disappear.
The one pickup line I am dying to use. "It would be best if you slipped into something more comfortable. Like my pussy." I have never used that one. I plan on using it, but I am just waiting for the right time.
So he gets his dick sucked, and he gets to spray my insides down with his nut. Think it's too much to ask of him to remember to push the start record button? I guess it is because that is precisely what he didโgood blowjob video, if not a bit active on the moving around part of it. He did do a nice job of greasing me up and I did get the aftermath on video so at least we have that. The good news is I got fucked. It was a good cum, I thought I had a solid fuck video, but at least I ended up sperm greased for the rest of the day. I'll take that. Enjoy the video. @u125291845
I am almost done with building a new page so you guys can watch videos basically every damn day. You will have to exit this page, but it's a page on my site. I own the server, and there is no one else on it. It's top of the line, and there is no spam, no ads, no nothing. Except for porn that has me in it. There will be lots of that. Here is how it will work. I will post a link, and it will always be the same link. The username will be Onlyfans, but the password will change for each video. I will post the new password with each video I put up. Essentially, you will have access to everything I have: hundreds of videos of me and about a hundred more videos I produced of others. That is how it will workโsuper simple, super easy, phone, tablet, desktop friendly. It is the only way to get the content to you that I feel you have paid for, but I can no longer provide it due to the new rules. So keep your eyes open for that. It will be very soon.
I fixed my Jeep. I did it myself. It took about 2 hours and a lot of looking at the youtube video I had pulled up. I needed a new thermostat and a new cap on an unused water line extending out of the water pumpโ12 bucks total. You can't beat that. That guy from yesterday still creeps me out when I think about it. It was just weird. Anyway, nobody wants to hear about that.
I am trying Bumble now. It seems too serious, and I don't want serious. I wrote I am not looking for that special person. I already found that person, and it's me. I am positive someone is going to ask me if I want a bubble bath and a massage. No, I don't. I want a dick in my ass and another in my mouth. You can massage my colon and grease it up with your jizz. How about that? Can you do that? Fuck. I hate when people get all "let's put flowers on the bed" on me. No, no flowers. Just dick. That is all I need. I don't need to hear how wonderful I am, I don't need to know how much they care, and I don't need to be patronized like a stereotypical dipshit. I just need dick. I don't want hugs, but my vagina would love to hug your penis until it pukes. Anyway, that is kind of how I am feeling about Bumble at the moment. We shall see over time. I will keep you posted.
Enjoy these pictures. I took them today by myself, no filters, no edits, just resizing. I had high hopes for some serious dick when I was taking these! I was all happy about getting some strange cock inside of me. Man, did I bet on the wrong horse. I'll get to that. I could call my boyfriend, but he would laugh at me. I wouldn't touch his dick or let him cum on me because I told him I was saving it for my date. I made him cum in his hand. Wishing I was a bit nicer and maybe stroked it a time or two for him. I may call him anyway. I don't know, probably not because I don't feel like eating that much crow.
Tinder date update. He lost me when he got out of the car smoking. And he seemed high, but I can't attest to that. Plus, he had me meat him at a dive bar. In addition to all of that, it was hot as fuck out, and we had to sit outside because of the smoke in the joint, and I can't take cigarette smoke. Immediate headache, sore throat, can't do it. Hi there, blah, blah, blah, then some more blah, blah, blah, and I was out the door. No dick for me, no pussy for him, and no backup to get myself adequately bred on this fine Friday night. It's starting to rain, so maybe not so good a Friday night. Shit happens. I am what they call sexually frustrated.
Wait, it gets better. I had what I now know to be a small hole in a radiator hose, and my Jeep overheated. While I was having a guy fix it, a guy I know very well, he was getting water, another guy pulled up and got super fricking creepy. He kept wanting me to take pictures because he thought I was sexy. It was just weird as fuck, and he was, I don't know, off. What a week.
Sitting here, I am wondering what I shall do now? I could rub one out, I suppose. But I don't want to. I want someone else to rub it out for me. It's always better when someone else does it for you. Even if they watch me do it, it's that much better. I could go to the bars, but it's raining and thundering, so I'm not keen on getting wet in that way. I have these pot gummies. I have never tried them, and I don't smoke pot, but I keep staring at them, wondering what will happen if I eat like a small piece of one. I have these wacky thoughts that I am going to hallucinate and lose my mind. I know that won't happen, but it still gets in my head.
So your buddy is all into a MILF, but she's hitting on you instead... what's your next move? Slip your dick inside me dumbass, that's your only move. Don't be a moron. Breed her, try and make her a MILF all over again repeatedly. That's where I am at at the moment. I am after one cub, but another has somehow magically laid claim to me without conferring on the subject. I should have some say in all of this. Not that I wouldn't bang them both, but I do have a preference in mind on which cock I want in my gut first. I believe that I have this squared away now. I finally texted with my preferred cub last night, and it went on for a while. The photos above are the ones that I sent him, and you might notice that there is a theme to them. They are of my Jeep in case you didn't see, which I'm sure you did. The reason for that is he has a Jeep as well, and I'm hoping that he will invite me along with his friends on one of his Jeep trips. I assure you I will make that an extraordinary trip for all of them. I'm just saying. I get wet as fuck thinking about that. I love the optics of it. I, a 50 plus-year-old MILF sucking the sperm through a 25-year-old cock like a drinking straw. He asked me if I swallowed last night. In my mind, I was like, duh...the whole point of sucking a cock is to get the sperm that you earned. Anyway, thinking about this makes me fidgety as it's annoyingly sexy and constantly turns my vagina into a slippery slime box. I don't need a slick slime box right now, so I need to think of something else. I am moving on. Hopefully, these pics will get me some much-needed penis inserted into my belly tonight.
So yes, I had a kidney stone, and yes, that did suck. I realize now that I blew it. I should've claimed it was some deadly disease and begged for cash shamelessly so I could live out my final days in peace. Oh yeah, I forgot I also should've cried about not having health insurance and set up a go fund me because obviously everyone should pay for my fiscal irresponsibility. I mean, isn't that the new way of the world these days? I need to get in on this bandwagon of free money because MILF Tyler isn't getting any younger, and she needs a new driveway. But stupid me, I went and bought health insurance, decided that life goes on even after kidney stone, and now I'm back to chasing 25-year-olds trying to trick them into emptying their nuts in my colon. I can't play the pathetic porn chick woe is me card because I let the cat out of the bag. Silly me, I only let my despair bug me for a day or so. Dammit! I should've thought this one through! Oh well, I like earning my money better anyway, and there's way too much cock to be chased, so I don't have time for pity parties. So let the hunt begin.
It's getting bad. I have this other hunky fucking 20 something texting me and I can't remember who he is. So I tell him to text me a picture and he sends me a video of him jerking off. I know, the nerve of the fucker. Sending me a video of him jerking his dick. Disgusting bastard. I fingered myself watching it. I can't lie. I want him to fuck me and pretend to put a baby in me like right now. Did you ever just look at a pussy and think I want that. I want that so bad I can taste it. That is what his dick is doing to my pussy.
So, I was getting a bit concerned, I was like where is my fucking sex drive? Surely a kidney stone didn't kill it? But damn if it didn't for a day and a half. I mean, I rubbed one out yesterday but I was in no mode for dick inside me. That all changed this morning. I have been thinking about dick inside me constantly. To the point, I had to call my boyfriend and cum fuck me. You know I needed dick back when I let my boyfriend fuck me. I didn't let him cum in me. I am saving that for a special yung dude I know. I want him to breed me properly. My box belongs to him, my BF is just renting it.
Hello everyone. It's Thursday, throwback Thursday that is. These pics go back to 2005. I did these in my little cottage on the lake, and they were taken by the guy I wanted to fuck, and when I finally got around to it, I couldn't. His dick didn't work. He got too nervous. When he did get hard, he shot his load the second my lips touched the head.
So I have figured out what I will do for all my content that I can't get up on here because of the changed rules regarding ID requirements. So starting Friday, maybe Saturday, I will be posting a link and a password, and all you have to do is plug that in, and you are watching my stuff. There is absolutely no charge. I was planning on giving you the content anyway. So watch for that. Now don't bitch about it not all being the kind of content you want to see. Such as BBC, or creampie, gg, whatever. I have tons of content, and it's all kinds of different stuff, so wait your turn Mr!
OK, kidney stones suck. I ended up taking yesterday off entirely as it wiped me out. I am still wiped out a bit, but not near as bad. I am not taking dick inside of me at the moment, but I am masturbating, so that's a good sign. Going to cut it short but I will be posting again today, so watch for it!
Alright folks, bear with me here. I am now the proud owner of a kidney stone. Yep, just like I have heard they are a mother fucker. However in the scheme of things this is just a minor glitch. I am absolutely fine. Just wore me out a bit. I need to get something to eat, catch my breath, and I will be good as new. I was going to post again today but that is out. I would put some old stuff up but I am fricking exhausted, mostly from dealing with our fine upstanding medical system. Anyway I just wanted to let you know what's what and I will be back at it tomorrow. Not going to let a pussy thing like a kidney stone get in the way of me and my pussy having fun. Just saying โค๏ธ
Post 1 of 3: Good morning everyone. Tuesday. A day for tits, or at least that's what they say. I think I qualify to participate in that event. So in honor of Tuesday being the day for tits, I shall post these photos that most definitely show tits and clit's and everything else.
My boyfriend is a real bitch these days. He wants to know if I love him, which is a cringe question. I guess it's not that hard of a question because I do love him. The problem is I love other men's sperm more, and I thought he knew this because I was upfront going into it with him. I think he wants me to change. The problem is I don't want to change. I want to leave him at 7 p.m. on Friday and get in the car with some stud and drink his nut while were driving down A1A. I would so much rather spend my time with another man's cock in my mouth than sit at home and watch TV with him. The truth is I would so much rather spend my time with another man's cock in my mouth than his. I find my dates way more attractive and exciting. My pussy wants to spend my weekends and occasional weeknights with them. But I still go home to him because, in the end, he's the one I want to hang around with the most. My pussy may not be a big fan of him, but you can't win them all. He doesn't understand that no matter who my boyfriend is at the time, this is how I'm going to feel. Again, I was very upfront about this when we got together. It's not that he isn't getting sex. He's getting tons of it. I jerk him off regularly, occasionally more than once a day. He probably gets a piece of my pussy once or twice a week. I don't blow him because I want my mouth to belong to my boyfriends. I also like to keep my ass for my boyfriends as well. I doubt it's the sex that is the problem for him. I think he wants us to be committed lovers, and that just isn't me. I may have thrown up a little bit just writing that out. I think what set him off was when I made him wash my date's car. He didn't have to if he didn't want to, but he knew he would never get any sex if he didn't. You will have these things in life. I know it sounds weird, but if he accepted the fact that he's my bitch and should do what I tell them when I tell him, we would be together forever. His cock will get more action than he ever dreamed possible. He has to get used to the fact that I love being nothing more than a cum dump for my studs, and that is the life that I choose to live. I don't see the problem with it, but that's just me. He's either going to have to get on board with the program, or I will replace him with someone who truly wants to be involved in my life. I know who wants to hear about some porn whores love life, so I will cut this short and move on to something else.
Here's a weird new fantasy that I'm getting kind of stuck on. It is kind of bizarre as I know exactly how I wanted it to happen. I want to bang an older dude somewhere around the age of 50. I want him to be good at it, and I want him to make me cum hard. I want him to unload his testicles when his cock is deep inside me, giving me a proper breeding. Then behind his back and without his knowledge, I want to suck his 20 something-year-old son until he pumps his sperm down my throat. That alone is bizarre enough. Here's the oddest part of the entire story, though, and don't judge me. I can't help I have these thoughts. Then I want to go to dinner with the two of them, neither aware that they have both pumped their sperm into my body. I don't want them ever to know that I was fucking them both. But I want to flirt with them both while they are both together to see their reactions. I know creepy and weird, but as far as I know, it's legal, so all good there. I think it turns me on knowing I can have both or whichever one I choose. When I say that, I mean I can have the experience or the youth. It's my choice. Makes me a slip and slide for sure. Look, you guys have your fantasies, and I have mine. Mine will be different because I don't have a cock, and you don't have a vagina. Will it ever happen? I wouldn't count on it, but I also wouldn't count it out. Remember, it's just a fantasy. You should see some of the ones you guys send to me... then you would think mine are fuzzy kittens and rainbows compared to them.
What's better than a MILF with cum on her at the office? Not much I can tell you that. You know you have a productive office when the MILF executive has sperm splashed all over her. You can bet morale is high, as well as a whole bunch of cocks. I got a lot of requests for the same outfit I posted last night. Those photos were like 10 yrs ago. I didn't mention that, didn't think to. I still have the outfit, and I had a guy willing to shoot some photos and videos for a price or actually a service. He shoots the media, and I shoot his dick for him. If he thinks that's a fair deal, he's wrong. I would have emptied his testicles even if he said no to the pics. He will never let me film him, even if it's just his wonderful penis in the video, but I can get the aftermath of dumping the load out of his nutsack on video for you. So here you go!
I keep seeing porn chicks with strong political opinions getting booted off of social media everywhere. I guess don't talk politics that don't align with the platform's moderators/employees. I remember the good old days where you could say what you wanted, and if people didn't like it, they just didn't listen. Not sure what is going on right now, but it sucks. I get shitty comments daily. Your gross, your tits are disgusting, you look like a man, you look like a TS, all kinds of stuff. You don't find me firing back because they are allowed to say what they want, whether I like it or not. I think their right to say whatever the fuck they want far supersedes my right not to be offended. Plus, what the fuck is the block button even on these platforms for, if not to silence them in my own special way? Nope, we have to take it too far now. Someone says something they don't like, and we have to cancel them, get rid of them, make them disappear. The problem is sooner or later; someone is going to want them to disappear as well. Before we know it, everyone is canceled. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Let us move on.
Someone said the term mom bod the other day in a derogatory way. I'm thinking, wait, I'm a mom. Therefore I have a mom bod, and I think I rock the mom bod pretty damn good. I reminded this 20 something chick of that fact and gave her the eye because her body isn't all that. She is kind of melting. She is a total smoke show otherwise, but a size 4 she is not. Nor a size 10, maybe not even a 12. The whole thing caught me off guard because, truthfully, I wanted to taste her box bad my mouth was watering. Super attractive, and I don't care about the weight. But she became an asshole in 2 seconds or less, and I lost my appetite for her. Such is life. Her brother, who is 19, obviously had the hots for me. His tent pole in his shorts advertised that fact. Her father, who is about my age, isn't a bad-looking dude either. She should be careful. I could own them both. I could easily fuck her brother and then get her father to dive into sloppy seconds without him ever knowing it. Just tell him I am extra wet because he turns me on so much. That would make a fantastic story to have. I should think about that. Criminy, I am weird as fuck. Anyway. I love having a mom body. It makes me happy when guys turn their heads. I like the attention I always have. I like to return the attention as well. That freaks some guys out. I was flirting with a guy in person a few weeks ago, and he wanted me to show him some more cleavage. I said I would if he would show me his cock. That fucked him up. Sure we were out in public, but it was in a booth. No one would have seen. But he wouldn't do it, and it flustered him so much he got quiet, and when dinner was over, he apologized and went home. I may have cum on a bit too strong, eh? Not a thing. I got plenty more dates lined up. I am super enjoying dressing up and flaunting my mom bod for all these guys on the dating sites. I am literally having the time of my life. I'll get into it later. Got to run, so see you soon!
I got my own version of morning wood going on. It happens a lot to be honest. I like it because it makes me want to do sexy shit. A lot of sexy shit. One of three guys is going to get his breeding stick fucked down to a nub by the time I am done with it.
Hello everyone. Sorry for the slow day, but sometimes I just got to do some me things. I did some me things today. I was busy doing me stuff at the beach when my mind went a bit sideways, staring at some bikini-clad smoke show. I am trying to keep Sundays a normal day. No sex. No Tinder dates. Just normal stuff. It isn't easy. I see a hot chick that gets my clit pumping, and then before I know it, I look for clues in guys' shorts about how big of a dick they might have. I am a deranged individual.
I made a bomb-ass video a few years ago, and I want to share it, but I can't do it on here. The ID requirements have changed, and there is no way I can go back to people who aren't around anymore and get them to make verification videos and pictures for me. So I will figure something out. I think I will make one login for everyone but change it for each new video I put up. Of course, it will be free, all part of your subscription. I want to get some more of my older stuff out that has never been seen before. So let me know your thoughts. I have hundreds of videos to share. I need a way to do it that doesn't annoy everyone. I also need a way to control active and non-active members on here. Hence the change the password, which I will post each time I have something for you, which would be often. Anyway, please leave me some thoughts. I want to get started on that this week.
Tinder is rolling along. Eye candy, though not prevalent, it is there. I have had the pleasure of having several Tinder breeding sticks empty themselves inside of me. One of them was not quite the dick that I thought would be breeding me, but fun still the same. No, the dick photo edit guy will not be draining his testicles in me, on me, or around me again. I am not one for deception. Especially when it cums to cock. I know he wants to, and oddly enough, I feel bad for him because he is a nice guy and fun to hang around with. But the trust has been broken, and that is all we have as people. You can trust me when I say I will cheat on you. I will cheat on you. If he has said, "here is my dick, it's 9 inches long, but I have been known to lie about that and edit the photos," then all would be good. I would have believed him when he told me that. But he didn't tell me that. He showed up with a 4-inch dick, maybe 5, but I am going more with 4. I was expecting 9, maybe 10. Doesn't matter. I was horny. I did what I could with his cock, but he blasted super quick, so it was a one-way mess going in his direction. My other Tinder guy, however, is killing it in the breeding department. He is leaving me with sperm in every hole and top to bottom everywhere else. I genuinely do have feelings for his penis. I'm not kidding. I talk to it like it can hear me, and he can't. Good thing I like his dick that much because he happens to be somewhat of an asshole, though. He annoys me with politics when I am there to be his sperm sponge. All he wants to do is fuck and talk politics. No beach, no bars, no restaurants. It's going to get old. Which is a shame. I don't want to break up with his cock.
My boyfriend is doing okay. He washed my Tinder dates car while he was fucking me. He was pissed about that, but it made the sex with Tinder man so extraordinary. He should be happy about that. His humiliation caused me to cum repeatedly. I can see it's wearing on him, though. I spend a lot of time with other men, and the car wash thing may have been too much. He is using me as much as I am using him. He wouldn't be getting any sex, much less the daily sex he is getting. He isn't fucking me. I don't want him inside of me, for fucks sake. Why would I? I can get better anywhere. I do make him jerk off for me so I can masturbate while he does it. That is almost a daily thing. After I fuck someone, I give him all the details. That used to make him rock hard. But after I told him my Tinder guy was taking me from him and there was nothing he could do, it doesn't stay so hard anymore. Kind of a clue it's winding down for him. I suspect he will bail shortly. I'll miss him, not that much, but I will. I hope he stays. He is super fun to be around.
That is my thoughts for the day. Sorry it's so late and long, but I had a busy day, my friends. A new week tomorrow!
Hey everyone, hope you are having a great evening. Think I am a bit bored, just sitting around taking a couple of selfies before I take my pups to the beach for a swim. Catch ya later ๐
It's Saturday, and I just got fucked stupid for approximately 2 hours. Finally. A guy with a dick game that essentially fucked me brain dead. Goddamn, I like feeling that way! What can I say? My pussy rules my life a large portion of the time. I am not unhappy about that. He wanted me to wear the same outfit I shot pictures in yesterday and I did. This guy fucked me on my couch and left me sitting in a pile of sticky sperm that dripped out of my cunt. It felt good to sit there, pathetic, begging for more, feeling his nut run out of me and between my ass crack. He wasn't done either. He turned me into his fuck hole toy. He just did whatever he wanted, and whatever he wanted, I wanted it more. He won't get on film, and I won't bother asking again. I don't want to risk it. I want his dick in me more and more every time he fucks me. He is the same guy at the hotel where I did the cum walk. After he got hard again today, he told me to jerk him off, and I did. He came hard and a lot in my hand. Then after another brief recovery period, he face fucked me until he blew whatever sperm he had left on my tits. I still wanted more. He just laughed and said, next time. He zipped up, kissed me on the forehead, and told me I might want to clean up the couch, and left. I feel like the world is correct. Things have assumed their natural order. I am a cum sponge for his cock, and I say that proudly. I would write more, but I am going to look at the pictures and videos he took and masturbate. I am that fucking horny still. Catch you all when I get my wits about me 100% Still a bit cum dru-nk.
Post 1 of 3: So here are some pics that I shot by myself, zero help, zero edits, and no filters. Some are good, some bad. It's been a while since I've worn stockings and garters, and I feel like that is super MILFy as well as hard-core cougar. I'm going to wear it out to eat tonight to the Charlie horse and see what kind of looks that I get. Hopefully, there'll be some hot guys or hot chicks, and they will sit next to me, and before we know it, we will be doing super weird shit without any clothes on. Yeah, that's a fantasy, but a girl can dream. So doing these pictures by myself is not super easy. I have to find creative ways to hold the camera with a variety of weird mounts. Plus, the lighting sucks in my house, so I have to figure that out with the ring light, and that leaves circles on my eyes which is kind of odd. And then I have to say smile and wait two seconds for the picture to snap. I can tell you that Samsung has not mastered the technology of saying smile and having the camera snap a photo each time. Sometimes I want to throw the god damn thing. I keep saying smile a thousand times nothing happens. That'll dry your box up in about two seconds flat. Alright, that's all for now because I am starving, and a big batch of crispy wings has my name on it. I'm going to make a vegan scream in horror as I further murder a dead chicken. To make sure that it is dead, I'm going to drown it with some beer. Catch you all a bit. I will be posting again tonight.
Good morning everyone. A few pics to start this day off. I am off to a good start. I seem to be in a pretty good mood. Things are going pretty well, even if I have a few setbacks here and there. I'm breathing, so things can't be all that bad if you know what I mean. Had a date last night. He was super good-looking, pretty good body, fun to be with. He, however, was not skilled in the pleasing vagina department. I don't know if he will ever read this. I doubt he would tell me if he was a subscriber or not. Doesn't matter.
I am going to go in on filters and editing again. I absolutely hate it. I have friends that take pictures of me with filters and selfie camera apps that do all kinds of weird shit to my face. When I post the pics, some pics look like me, and others don't. I like my phone. It takes a straight and honest pic. Wrinkles, zits, whatever other weird shit happens to my face, it's all there, and I think it looks good. From now on, I am going to call out filter whores when I see them. Why am I so disgusted by filter whores? Why in the world do I care about people so self-conscious about their fucked up flaws they edit their photos into someone they are entirely not? Because I have a picture of the guy, I met last night. It shows his entire body, face, and cock included. It has to be a solid 9 inches in the picture. Imagine my surprise when it was 4 inches at best when it popped out into my hand, which would not have prevented me from seeing him. But when you sell me on a car with a V-8 and deliver a 4 cylinder, I'm going to notice. Plus, he was super nervous, didn't know how to eat pussy, and was having control issues as in was always one stroke away from cumming. So there were a lot of stops and go waiting for him to settle his dick down. Do I want to train guys how to fuck properly? Some I do. Some are worth it. But when you send me photos of yourself with your dick altered, that makes me not want to deal with you anymore. I could have worked with what he had and would have. He has the perfect cock for filling my colon with sperm. He is fun to be around. Going on dates and blowing him in the car or giving him handjobs under the table could be wildly fun and sexy. But he deceived me, successfully at that. Am I bothered by that? No. What bothers me is the lack of respect he has for me by doing so. He didn't trick me into fucking him. It wasn't the size I was after. It was an experience. I was hoping I could salvage the experience. I was unsuccessful. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with him. I am still up in the air. I'll let you know.
Don't think this is a depressing post. It's not. Not every date is a homerun. If it were, I would be a massive liarโtoo many massive liars in the adult world, no point in adding another.
So, where do I go from here? I already set another date. If at first, you don't succeed, fuck another dick again, and again, and again. That's my motto!
So why did I make that video of my cum walk of pride out of the hotel yesterday? Because I wanted everyone to see the result of the hard work that I put in on some guy's cock produced. He asked me not to do it. He was worried that he has to stay in that hotel for the next month while he's working there and didn't want them to punish him or something like that. I lost a little respect for him over that. I'll still fuck him again. His testicles are a step above most guys as they have an endless supply of nut. For that reason, I will be sure to drink from his cock fountain again. Plus, he's good-looking. He is kind of a dick, super cocky, and though his fuck skills don't match his claims, he got me off several times. Suitable for those dry times or a backup when someone else can't make it. Anyway, the cum walk. I got a lot of crappy looks when I walked into the lobby. I guess they didn't like my outfit. I feel that I was dressed appropriately for the reason I was there. Which was to get fucked. Of course, I would wear a "fuck me now" dress. Uptight people nauseate me. So, when I saw myself in the mirror, cum everywhere, I knew that everyone in the hotel needed to experience my new fashion look. Sadly though, I walked the entire hallway, got on the elevator, it was empty, rode it down, and still nobody. But, when the door opened, there were two men and two women. I smiled and stepped out, and I could feel them staring at me as I walked through the lobby. Their faces when the door opened were priceless. I masturbated thinking about that last night. Nobody in the lobby paid any attention to me, and I made it to my truck without one other person noticing. Such a shame because it seemed so busy when I went in. Anyway, it was a lovely cum walk, and I look forward to many more! I had a few pics I snapped. It's hard to do in a parking lot and inside the truck, so I apologize for the not-so-great shots.
Good morning everyone. Super excited about today. I have a date at noon thirty today. I am going to meat someone new at the beach. I have seen my date via cam, and he has the body and cock that makes my vagina melts into girl butter. 27 yrs old, so I'm dating old guys now, but that is here nor there at this point. I feel like this guy has potential. Potential as in taking ownership of me type of way. I just want a guy who can rule my pussy which means he oversees every other aspect of my life. I crave that. The younger they are, the more intense it all gets. It's humiliating. Begging a 27 yr old to breed me or even just let me drink his nut lets you know where you stand in life. And that's where I like to stand. I like the humiliation of being a cock slave to someone half my age. It makes me feel good. It puts a smile on my face knowing I will do anything he asks me to because if I do, I will feel his cock pumping sperm into my belly. Anyway, I will keep you posted. I don't want to get my hopes up to high and jinx myself. We shall see what happens.