Hello everyone. I should have fucked that guy's dick off yesterday. I just had a feeling I was going to go without cock today. And it appears that I am going to go without cock today. He canceled my fuck appointment today because he has things to do with his family. Yes, he is married, and I knew that before I ever let him stick his dick in me. I am unconcerned about marital status as it's not his bright, bubbly personality that I am after but just that wonderfully fabulous cock and balls. The truth is I am ultimately into his dick, not just because it's big and fat. It's those testicles. They hold so much jizz that I can't contain myself. With the amount of sperm that his cock unloads inside me, I can't believe he doesn't have a thousand kids already with all that baby batter his dick slings around.
Is he good-looking? So so. Body-wise, also so-so, cock wise, I give it a 7 1/2 out of 10. Testicle wise he gets two thumbs up and a 10 out of 10. I know some of you think I'm an awful person for fucking a married guy who has a family, but I don't see it that way. I am fully aware that he's taking a chance on ruining his life as he knows it for the simple pleasure of putting his dick inside me. I am not here to be anyone's moral compass, so what he does as far as I am concerned has zero to do with the pleasure I get from him rearranging my guts with his cock. Plus, again, I have zero interest in holding hands with this man and taking romantic walks. I wouldn't even eat wings with him; he just isn't that interesting. But his dick, on the other hand, is wildly intriguing, and who am I to deny my pussy that kind of excitement and pleasure. I completely understand that my perspective on infidelity is not widely accepted, especially among those being stepped out upon. Do guys cheat on me? Absolutely. Do I care? That depends on what is going on. If he is just getting his dick sucked from a sweltering chick, I am absolutely all for it. Get me pictures of her, give me details, tell me when you're going to do it so I can sit at home and wait in anticipation for the blow-by-blow, pun intended commentary. On the other hand, if you want to take romantic walks in the park and look lovingly into her eyes, then it's over between us. Yes, that has happened to me several times, and it's never fun. I don't dwell on it, though. I find my next target and get busy. The good news is I find most dudes who cheat only do it for the sex. Be it they aren't getting any at home or just want more or something specific they can't get from wifey. I am shocked at the number of guys who can't get a blowjob. I'll blow you morning, noon, and night. They are that fun to give. You can drive a guy away with too much sex, though. Some guys just don't like overly aggressive, as in sexually, women. I've lost more than a few men because I made them uncomfortable with my sexuality. I have gotten excessively infatuated with sex and harassed guys upwards of three or four times a day to pleasure my vagina or even just empty their balls. It's a bad habit of mine, and I need to work on it. It has made for awkward situations and conversations. Especially with some of the older guys now. I think that is why I'm starting to gravitate towards the 20-year-olds because their cocks rebound as fast as I do. Plus, 20-year-olds let me do whatever I want to their cocks, and many times whatever it is I'm doing is new to them and exciting. Plus, 20-year-olds just want to fuck 24-7.
Now, it is time to bitch. Cancel culture has gone way too far. Now they are canceling Victoria's Secret models because it doesn't make some people feel inclusive. Well, of course it doesn't, you dumb fucks. How dumb does one have to be to be able to figure this out? If they want to cancel thin, physically fit models because it makes those who are not those things feel unincluded, we need to work this one out because we will have to cancel a lot more stuff. No more professional sports because the guy who drinks, smokes, and goes to the emergency room because he stubbed his toe feels left out. His feelings matter because, according to this logic, everyone should be included in everything. I don't know about you, but I want to see the absolute best, most superior people doing their thing when I watch professional anything. I don't want to see people who can kind of throw a football almost 5 yards or kind of do anything. I want to see the most amazing people do whatever it is that makes them extraordinary. There will always be someone superior to us in some way or another. It doesn't make us any less of a person because we can't run a 3-minute mile. The odds are you can do a hundred things better than any athlete. Those things just aren't as interesting hence they don't make the spotlight. So, who gives a shit that Victoria Secret Models strut their stuff in almost nothing for the world to see? Yes, they are enjoyable to watch. I have often rubbed one out, thinking about the weird things I could be doing with them. Ah, who cares anymore. People have lost their minds. I prefer the catalog anyway. I leave it in the bathroom, and it gets me all warm and fuzzy every time I open it up.
Here is a video that I didn’t think would work because I kept telling him we couldn’t fuck because another guy with a better cock was going to fuck me tomorrow and I want to be as tight as possible because he has an enormous cock. But his dick just kept getting hard the more I told him the other guy made the rules because he had the better cock. Not that it was bigger, though it is, not that he uses it better, though he does, it’s his nuts. They dump what feels like gallons of sperm in my box and his dick is so long it feels like it is spraying things and places inside of me that normally never get touched. I cum immediately and ridiculously hard. I have no control to stop it, delay it, or otherwise change its course. He sprays me down like a fire hose, I cum like a fire hydrant. It’s that simple. Some guys are born with all the luck, I guess. I enjoy fucking him so much I follow him around like a starved puppy. That must be an instinctual thing. The more cum you can give me, the more attracted to you I am. Weird how life and nature make things happen but totally awesome, no complaints from me. @u125291845
I hope everything is going well, things are pretty good at my end. Better than some. I got like three links to GoFund me accounts for porn chicks in dire emergencies. They have no issues asking me to pay up for them directly. Two for medical bills, one for rent. These chicks are hot, they have no excuse. I suspect drugs are a culprit in most if not all of these give me money funder raisers. One used to brag about how much money she made, but now she can’t afford her medical bills because she has no insurance. I pay for my medical insurance and I am a fuck load older than she is and I assure you it costs exponentially more than it would for her. Nobody like paying for insurance but if you don’t ask me to fund your give me money campaigns because you bought weed instead of insurance. Dumb fucks. I understand if you are flat broke but I know all 3 of these folks and there is no reason for them to broke other than poor decisions. Even if I were to give them money, they wouldn’t pay off medical bills. I would see them with a new purse that cost $1K or pics of them online getting high. I have no time for idiots so no money for them and no more time spent on them. I will warn you, careful with your money around these folks, they are almost always a hundred percent of the time being hardcore, deceitful.
So bust on last night. Guy was stupid. Talked a million miles an hour and I swear he never let me get a word in edge-wise. Plus he was dressed silly. It’s never a good look when you wear super baggy pants that don’t stay up, even with a belt with a flat brim hat. I am more jeans or shorts that fit person and if you want to wear a hat fine but keep the brim rounded. Some people can get away with a flat brim hat, but definitely not him. Also, public service announcement, I don’t care how many fights you have been in or how “badass” you may be. 1. I don’t believe you and 2. I could care absolutely less than zero about your pugilistic tall tales. I must be a good listener because they just go on and on about it. I DONT CARE….YOU VOICE IS DRYING UP MY VAGINA YOU DING DONG! Please, let’s talk about dogs, cats, trucks, cars, fucking, cheating, general fun stuff. If it involves violence, I have seen enough of it to know it sucks sweaty donkey balls and I can think of nothing that will close my box up quicker. My box was closed 2 minutes into the date. I made the fatal mistake of not driving my own vehicle and was stuck with him till 11PM when I finally jus said “Enough, take me home.” But lets go back to my place he said. Box is close Mr… you taped that sucker shut right up front, been closed all night ever since. Take me home now. I actually had to tell him that. The take me home part. I was thinking out loud in my head with the tape my box shut part… in case you were wondering. Though I was curious about what his dick looked like. He was to much of an ass for me to hand him the pass card so I will never know.
What is the first thing I think about when I see a hot guy? Sucking his dick. Guys, I don’t have a clue, but I imagine what it would feel like that first time the head of their dick pushed that box open. Me, its all about the dick in my mouth. I wonder what it will look like, what the size will be, how it will taste and feel on my tongue. I think the norm people want me to say I should get to know him as a person. Honestly, I could not care less about what his personality is like. I’ll figure that out after I find out what kind of attitude his jizz has in my mouth. Just saying. So yes. I often go straight to dick in the mouth mode when I am with someone new.
I would say lunch went pretty well. I ordered a large shot of knock me up juice 🥤 and he put a double way up in my guts... I swear I could feel it spraying my stomach down it was in me that far 😊. So deep that I was half way home before I started soaking my seat with his nut. Got to keep this one short because on top of everything else I have a date with a 20 yr old so gotta try and rinse the sperm from one guy so I can get another shot of jizz from another 😋. Catch up with you when I get a break in the action 👍🏻 💋
OK guys I got a date set up for lunch and I am not sure what his idea of lunch is but he is about to find out what I want for lunch. He wants to go to Chile's. Sure, whatever I like the chips and salsa there. I prefer he cooks at home for me. It's easy prep work. Just think about what I am going to do to your dick and let your testicles cook up a healthy, hot 🔥 serving of fresh nut for me. Feel free to supersize it because I like to eat a lot ❤️
I was able to get these few pics. I love nude beaches, I really do! Best part of the day!
So I am striking out today which is not something I saw cumming to be honest. I thought I was going to have a runny cum pussy all weekend long. Frustrating it is. Everyone wants to do something. Lets go to this bar, let’s go to that bar. Lets drink. Fuck that. Let’s fuck and drink sperm and then drive around and see what beautiful people we can find and creep on. Sperm won’t get you a DUI… just saying. It’s too hot to eat anything else. Super fucking muggy, bugs are out, who wants to sit outside and talk about stupid shit, like politics because that is where it always goes, I know I don’t. Id rather fuck in the car with AC on blast than sweat and get eaten alive, and not in the good way, by bugs. Never mind me, I’m just pissed off that I am not getting my way. I was supposed to get titty fucked today. That didn’t happen. I was supposed to get properly bred today, that didn’t happen. Now they all want to go drinking and eating. Nobody fucks good when they are drinking. Everyone thinks they are Gods of Love when they drink but the only God like thing I’m thinking about them is “God, let this be over soon.” If Mr Cummy McSplatter didn’t have a set of miraculous sperm producing testicles, I would be flying the solo stick tonight. I hate when guys put their dicks back in their pants because then when it’s the absolute worst time to do so, they want to fuck. Seriously? We could have been fucking all night long, you idiot! Even if we were going to a club where there were hot people, I could get into that but the S-Drift? Sure it’s a decent bar as far as bars go but it’s full of people my age but only in way worse shape and smoking cigarettes. Smoke all you want, whatever you want, but it gives me an instant and massive headache.
Oh well, they make some cool looking french fries. Throw about a pound of salt on em, douse them in ketchup, and they will clear your mind. I hope I cheat on him tonight, I really do. I’ll suck some stud’s dick in the men’s room if he isn’t careful. In fact, that sounds delicious. Please let there be studs! I am not going to hold my breath, though I wish I was because there was a cock down my throat. I have been to the S-Drift many times. Studs is not the word I would use to describe it. No, because I know someone is going to ask, I have never sucked anyone’s dick in the S-Drift bathroom. Not that I wouldn’t, I just haven’t had the opportunity nor the right person. I have, however, sucked a guy's dick in the S-Drift parking lot. I have also had my guts topped off with ball jizz once in that very same parking lot but with a different dude and nobody knew I did that because I probably shouldn't have. Worth every cum trail stain I got from it. Zero regrets.
I went to the beach today. That didn’t help anything. Normally there is not much for scenery, if you know what I mean. I have to be politically correct here as the Social Justice Heros will be all over me. As far as scenery goes, I am not talking about guys. Who gives a fuck about guys at a beach? Nobody does just saying. We are all there, including myself for the G-strings and tits. There is very little of either nor has there been for the last 4-5 years. It has been slim pickings when it comes to hotties on the beach. Not today. Tits and ass to the left, tits and ass to the right, tits and ass everywhere in between. I’m talking “Holy mother of tits and ass it’s time to get creepy” kind of hot. I had to be told to quit blatantly staring at them. I mean, they told me to stop but didn’t. How could I? More importantly, why would I? So the hotties made me hot, no dick to work my stressed out vagina on and I now have that annoying horny buzz thing going on in my head. It a day. I still hope I suck someone’s cock in the men’s room tonight. I will use that for hope and inspiration to get me through the night! I’ll keep you posted.
Boyd got a blowjob. Boyd fed me a mouthful of sperm. If it wasn’t for the fact that I need to you to see me receive said sperm in my mouth, I would have drank every fucking drop down. I wanted to be fucked. I needed to be fucked. I needed to be turned into a tunnel from his massive cock. It was mostly about him widening me out in the vagina department and then getting my new guy with the abundance of jizz to breed me shortly thereafter, thereby between the two of them, they would be placing about a cup of sperm in my innards. SInce I would be stretched so nicely by Boyd, my pussy would have runny jizz nose for the rest of the day. He wouldn’t fuck me. He said he has been reading my posts and if I wanted to video anything it would be of me sucking his cock. If I did it well enough, he would cum back and fuck me later. He came hard so he damn well better be back and like soon! No, I’m so fucked in the head from not getting my insides beat up by his cock that I don’t know if I can get the titty fuck video done because I am going to want it inside of me. Let me know what you think. I am off to rub one out. @boydbanksxxx
I got all worked up yesterday thinking about doing the titty fuck video. Like massive clit hardon type worked up. I had a beautiful penis in my hand, a pair of balls in my other one, and I was ready to do things to his cock that would make him my bitch for the next 30 minutes. Some of you guys may be wondering what I mean by that or even think to yourself no chick would, could or will ever make me her bitch. Yeah, I have heard it all before. I made a big muscled up tough guy tell me he would suck a dick for me just so I would continue my two handed twist on his rock hard dick. Again, he was my bitch. He always kind of will be because he knows what I can do and want to do to his body. I think it’s different when a chick just open her legs says fuck me, are we done yet? Not saying I wouldn’t get busy on that if she was hot, but I wouldn’t be her bitch in any sense of the term. It’s different when guys are with a chick who wants to do things to their dick, to the point she will annoy him to let her do those things. I need nothing in return. I don’t really want anything in return. I just want you to let me control your body with your cock. Let me watch you and your body as your balls empty themselves pump by pump. Don’t touch me, though. I assure you my pussy is a water slide at this moment. I don’t want you to touch me. I want to touch myself when I’m alone. If I am doing this to your dick, you will have had and will have plenty of opportunities to rearrange my insides with with your dick. Hopefully when you do, you will return the favor and make me a complete bitch cock slave to your dick. I am someone’s bitch right now. I showed you a few pics of his cumshot and I can’t get past how good his cock makes me feel. Oddly enough, I wanted to call him up last night just to make sure his dick was safe and sound. That’s not quite true but it’s also not quite BS either. It’s weird how I fall for a body part and that makes the rest of the person who owns that body part pretty much my master. Said person may be a complete douche canoe but his dick and balls turn him into the man of the year. Fuck, I love sex. It’s such a strange and complex yet magical thing that can alter one’s entire outlook on life. Someone wanted to know how I made a guy cry with sex. It’s not uncommon. Not a daily occurrence, but I have seen it enough to know it happens. So I gave this 20 something a blowjob and mixed in the handjob as well. He was staring at me, sucking his friend off during truck week. He wouldn’t pull his shorts down and kept pulling them back up when I tried. I gave up, went back to draining his friend of whatever baby batter he had available. Then he tapped me on the shoulder and presented me with what was maybe a semi hard cock, but still pretty limp. He had that look in his eye, though. He was past the point to no return. His body wanted what it wanted. So I held his nuts in my hand and worked his friend until I drank his sperm. Then I went to work on him. It took me a few minutes to get it hard but when I did it was granite hard and stayed that way. What I did differently to him was I edged him. I did everything super slow, never lost eye contact, got myself worked up to the point I was just as desperate as he was to make him cum. He jerked around, twitched, made grunts, did all kinds of involuntary things he was helpless to stop as long as I had his dick in my hand or mouth. I completely stopped because I could see the head of his dick turned bright purple and placed my lips on the tip of his cock, and he went off like a nuclear bomb. I didn’t lose a drop of his jizz, all of it straight into my belly. It was super powerful for him. So much so he had tears streaming down his face. I asked him if he was OK and he laughed, said he didn’t know what happened or why, but he couldn’t help it. He was so fucked up from cumming that hard he sat on the edge of a truck, hard dick sticking out for all to see, and stared at nothing for at least a minute. One of his friend finally tapped him on the shoulder and asked him if he was OK and he snapped out of it. Then he was all smiles, head to toe, happy. He hugged me and I reminded him he should put his dick back in his shorts now and he was like “Oh yeah, thanks!” Now you know how I made that particular duded cry by making him my bitch after doing things to his dick.
The day was interrupted by my truck people calling me and informing me that my truck was finished. True story. I was going to shoot a titty fuck video and I had a cock in one hand and a set of testicles in the other when the phone rang. The dummy should of kept his mouth shut because if he didn't read the caller ID I would have let it go to voice mail. But he called it out and I promptly handed both his cock and balls directly back to them and took the call. When they said it was ready I told him to either wait until tomorrow or feel free to jack it in the bathroom. He chose to wait until tomorrow 👍🏻😜🍆😜. So off we went and I am fucking cumming just staring at my truck I love it that much 💦❤️😁❤️💦. So with that said, you get this video instead of the titty fuck but you do get a BBC video tomorrow and a titty fuck video so it will be a good Friday 👍🏻to say the least ❤️
Quick video of me laying around cooling the vagina off after severely overheating and overstuffing it with cock and nut 🔥💦🍆💦🔥. I have a friend cumming over to try and compete with my new guy and his enormous nut dumps. I am pretty sure he will lose but I am videoing the competition so you will be the judge 👍🏻💋
Yes. All that sperm is from the same guy from last night. He was supposed to cum to my house and rearrange my inside with his dick today, but he said he was running behind. No problem. I brought my box to his dick and got myself reduced from a sane, normal person to a completely stupefied babbling cock whore proudly dripping nut out of my pussy and off my tits. I do so love being fucked stupid. Turned into nothing more than a hole for cock that always begs for more. I love the feeling of it. It feels good. So very fucking good. This is a quick update. I have to get myself cleaned up, get some dignity back, and get shit done. Except I don’t want to. I want him to breed me. Treat me like a sperm dump, make me cum. Some chicks would call this wrong. I don’t care. My self respect is completely intact though maybe a little covered in jizz. Remember this, life is good, my friends. You won’t always have days like these but when you do… it is good to be alive! I am on a roll, 2 days in a row. My ex is trying to text me. I’m like “who are you again?” I sent him the pic of my demolished pussy to make my point. I got more. I am pulling the tease and making you wait for the busted box full of nut. Plus it gives me time to get my tits back in my shirt and get down the road. Catch you all in a bit.
OK, I am officially out of pictures. No, I'm not. I'm lying. I got tons more. But I have to fill out some damn Flood Insurance paperwork or I won't have flood insurance when my house pulls a Noah's Ark on me.
Boom box destroyed! It's been hours, and his jizz is still finding its way out. That's a lot of jizz, my friends. This is Peter North worthy amounts of jizz. To bad my boyfriend took off, I would love to feel the sensation of not being able to feel anything but a little movement as his little wiener prods around in my hole. It's a head game thing... it gets me off so don't judge! Anyone care to take the plunge? Any one care to clean it up? I know some of you are kinky bastards so don't be shy!
And I got the photo of our first fuck! Look, I can't get knocked up, but this guy might just defy the odd and do just that. He put a cup of fresh, hot ball cream deep up in me. Deep in places most cocks will never touch. Places sperm hasn't touched in a long time and it feels so right. He is a breeding machine and I am in serious love with not just his magical penis but those testicles... they are functioning arts of work! His dick and balls are so good that I don't give one rat's ass about the boyfriend I used to have. Good riddance if it means I get unfettered access to this sperm bank. He is coming over tomorrow to go to the beach with me. Fuck the beach. We can do that after he does his very best to put a kid in me belly. Man, what a turn of events the day held. Who knew I would get my guts shifted around and greased up with jizz? Not me. I thought I was in for a bummer day. I still need to take a pic of my box. It is so Ga9ed I can't stop looking at it in the mirror!
Whoops... I got turned around, things got out of hand, and before I knew it I had a dick in my guts, I was being unfaithful... again. Dammit! I don't know how this keeps happening? Who gives a fuck, as long as it just keeps happening. I wasn't supposed to cheat today. I said I wouldn't. I did. Oops. But look at his cock! How could I pass that up? I could see it in his pants. He was big, long, and strong and his balls hold much of that magical sperm. Yes, he fucked me. He fucked me till I thought I was going to pass out from cumming so damn much. Yes, I got caught by my boyfriend. This wasn't his first load, so take a guess how big his first one was. Heres a clue. It was so much it was spurting out around his dick because of the overflow. And it's sticky. It is still running out of me. I have more to put up tonight but since I no longer have a boyfriend, at least for now, I figured this pic is fair game now. After all, he dumped me so I figure why not share it. It's the only one I have. The only reason we took it was because I was so impressed by the amount of ball batter he can expel I wanted proof. I am going to get you a pic of my box as well. His dick was so fat it left me with the ever sought after and perfectly wonderful black hole pussy stretch. I absolutely love it when a guy leaves me ruined like that! I may be in serious love. A deep, wonderful love. With his dick. He's kind of dry if you ask me. His dick, though... the bomb! @u125291845
No cock available so you’re going to get a solo video. It’s hot out. I have a low cut top, and I think I look good when my tits get soaked in bubbles. You be the judge though, let me know what you think. I wonder what my neighbors thought about me making this video? Will they be mad? Will they be super happy? I suppose it depends on the person who’s watching me! I don’t know if any of my neighbors actually get turned on by me because I have no actual proof, nor have I witnessed bulging erect cocks in their shorts. It doesn’t mean they are not wearing super-tight underwear to hide the erection because that’s always an excellent trick. Honestly, I do get turned on if I know that one of my neighbors thinks about me while he’s jerking off in the bathroom. I hope at least one of them is looking at my pictures and videos, thinking about dumping a sticky load of jizz in my guts and making my vagina their permanent property. The more the merrier, though. Anyway, check out this video and let me know what you think. I will post some more stuff later this afternoon so check it out as well.
Here’s a quick thought. My Jeep is like a cock. The more I play with it the bigger it gets. Just saying.
So it’s Wednesday and I have not been impaled on a penis since Sunday. Wait, that’s a lie. My boyfriend fucked me on Monday. I could barely feel him though because my box was still massively stretched out from the workout it got this past weekend that I could still see up inside of myself when I looked in the mirror. Doesn’t matter though, just the thought of not being able to feel his dick inside me turned me on so much that I ejaculated chick juice all over his pube mound and balls. I also jerked a guy off earlier that day so I had that to think about as well. I teased my boyfriend about how much bigger his cock was by telling him it was basically the same size as three of his cocks together. He used to hate me for telling him these things, but now his tiny little dick will just start spitting cum at the mere mention of how inadequate his cock is compared to others. I like this guy more and more every day. Anyway, back to me not having any available penis at the moment. It appears that I will go high and dry today in the cock department and that’s a shame because my box is truly ready for a good fucking. Oh well, the day is early yet, one never knows. I will let you know if I can convince some dude to stab me with his dick.
Do I have an interracial family? Yes. How did that happen? None of your business. If I decide to spill the beans one day, I will. Till then just think about your wildest fantasy, that’s probably pretty close to the truth. I am pulling a Biden, grabbing my notebook and going to get a Happy Meal. No more questions for you. Oh, don’t get all politically bent up on me. I really don’t give a crap about politics and I don’t belong to one side or the other. In fact, I can find equally an amount of good ideas and bad ideas on either side. All that I’m saying here is Biden loses his fucking mind now and then. I used think Trump was embarrassing at times but it seems like Biden is trying to outdo him in the dingdong department at any and all costs. Biden came to play when it comes to the blunder Olympics. Just saying. God, how I wish the aliens would come down to save us from these morons.
Let’s talk about sluts today. I have been a slut before a large portion of you ever left your Dad’s testicles on the way to existence. Some folks start out loving me for being such a blatant slut then end up hating me for it. I get a ton of emails from random people that I’ve never even knew existed but apparently they know that I do. And my existence offends them in any and all ways possible. Slut is the preferred name they like to use for me. And they are correct: I am a massive slut but I’m just not their slut. I bet if I was they would have a different opinion of me. I also get a lot of requests for me to wear my glasses when I take porn pics. They say I look like a sexy MILF nerd. I’m not, I’m just a slut who can’t see. Just saying. That shit comes with age. I don’t need a special occasion to slut things up. Oh look, it’s nice outside, time to slut it up. Going to a formal event? Well then, let’s formally slut it up! Everyone loves a good slut, they just won’t admit it. There are levels of sluts and I’m not tooting my own horn here but I am top level slut material. My favorite shade of lipstick is penis, that is the level of slut I really am. I slut around for the love of just slutting around. I’ll go down faster than a cold beer on a Saturday night without a drop of booze in me. The only thing I’m drinking directly from the tap is sperm. The odds are that I’ve had more nuts in my mouth and a squirrel and honestly; I am super proud of that! Think of all these women and men who have had sex fewer times than I have had partners. Actually, this may be a poor example because that would be in the thousands and for some that’s probably a lot of sex. For me that’s just a good year. But honestly there women who have sex maybe once twice every other month. There are folks who go for years without having sex with another person. That is some bullshit, if you ask me. Why would you ever want to do that willingly? If I go a week without being topped off with sperm, then you better get out of my way because I’m going to be in a foul mood. I have and surely will again, paid for it and without doubt feel it’s the best money I have ever spent. Let’s be honest here. Cumming changes everything. I know when I cum on a man’s cock I feel alive; I feel like a woman; I am ready to get shit done. So when I read my Whoreoscope for the day I want it to read “You're a slut.” Because being a slut is truly being alive, physically and mentally. So yes, I am a slut and a better person for it. Moving on.
Someone asked me about guys cumming inside of me. I feel I need to respond with a clarification. I never set out to let guys I don’t know breed me with baby batter. My vagina just gets the better of me and it for this reason I have taken more loads than a washing machine and I feel like I am just getting started. So I test. Lucky for me I have yet to catch a nasty, as in STD, in all these years. Again, lucky me. I don’t recommend my actions. This is a do as I say, not as I do, situation. Will I ever stop allowing my vagina to make questionable decisions? No point being untruthful here. I will probably end up getting my stomach pumped from a sperm overdose for I stop letting my box getting me into sketchy situations. Just saying… like I always do.
I have plenty of stuff to post today but family popped in slightly unexpected and that makes things a bit difficult to get done. So I caught a break in the action and thought I would let you know that good stuff is cumming so bear with me for a little while and I will get you up... I mean it up... Actually I meant you as well so enjoy my lame attempt at wordplay 😜
This video tells you about my getting fucked in the back of a truck by some dude willing to fuck me in the back of a truck in front of a pretty good crowd. I have already seen a video pop up on IG but they pulled it down. Enjoy my sexual weirdness 😜 @u125291845
Post 1 of 2. This is what I wore when I went out in the Jeep on Saturday and got myself stuffed full of cock in front of a sizeable crowd! I am a terrible girlfriend but a top-notch slut and I would much rather be a top-notch slut than a good girlfriend. Just saying!
Hello everyone, went dark for the first time in forever yesterday, sorry about that but I had a weekend. Good, mostly, some goofy stuff but kept it at the minimum. So lets recap. I fucked a couple who had a bunch of swinger rules, or at least I thought I was going to fuck him, but again, the swinger rules got in the way. I Jerked and blew three 20 something’s in front of a crowd of people. I got fucked Saturday night in front of a crowd of people. And I spent yesterday getting fucked again, this time in front of my boyfriend. There were some smaller events. Much like Mardi Gras they have beads you get for showing your tits. I had tons of them because I flash any chance I can get. You get blue for tits and pink for pussy. I had more pussy beads than I did tits. Am I too old for this crap? Probably. Do I care? Absolutely not. I will proudly assert that I am having the time of my life getting topped off with sperm from dudes in many cases less than half my age. I don’t care that my neighbors see me driving off in my jeep by myself in a sling back bikini. I don’t care that they see me coming hope the next morning. I got home late Sunday morning and my one neighbor wanted to talk to me about joining their group to make sure the area stays nice. He noticed something on my neck and pointed it out saying, “you got a little something there.” I said I spilled my coffee when I was driving. When I went in and looked, it was the amazingly perfect cum trail that got there last night and I never cleaned it off. Fucking fantastic! I bet he wishes it was his. Anyway, away from the sperm snail trail, I get those a lot so nothing new. Why am I telling you this? Because a “gravity challenged” (you can’t say “fat” anymore, it is apparently against the new woke law and order and the screaming things will hunt you down and protest in your front yard) younger person who definitely should not be wearing a G-string asked me if I thought I “might be a little to old” to be scarfing down 20 yr old dick. Oh fuck, I’m chuckling as I think about it now. The retorts I should have said but didn’t. I let the hard dicks do my talking for me though. Look, as long as I can raise a penis I plan on knocking it back down. It’s just that simple. Sure, some folks may think I should have hung it up long ago, but how could I and more importantly, why would I? I got off Saturday night so hard I’m still weak in the knees just thinking about it. If you think I’m going to give up my pursuit of that type of earth shattering, vagina gushing, cum…. well then your stupid. Just saying. If I were her, I would be upset about me as well because I was taking her available cock away from her. I gave it back when I was done so I was polite about it.
Anyway, this weekend. It’s a lot to get into. I am still wrapping my own mind around it so I’m not ready to discuss it just quite yet. I will today and I will more than likely choose each event and just go over that. But first, you kind of need to know what “Truck Weekend” is. They bill it as the largest event of its type in the world. 35K jacked up trucks all descend on Daytona Beach starting Friday, ending Monday. To say it is a traffic nightmare is not remotely doing it justice. I will post some pics of what it looks like from the air. There may never be another one because of the douche canoe attitude brought by so many of today’s entitled youth. I would say the average age is 25 maybe 28. To bad, I am a huge fan of jacked up vehicles but hate how many people feel like they get a magical pass for acting like a complete asshole if they lift their truck. Had a lot of that this year. Anyway, 35K lifted trucks and each one brought its passengers so they guessed 75K people showed up. They came with smoking hot chicks, of which many were like me, willing to show tits, ass, and pussy for the fun of it. Sure, I take it a step further and use my tits, ass, and pussy to destroy as many cocks as possible, but to me, that’s my idea of a good time. I wonder if these guys are going to go home, holding their ruined dicks in their hand wondering what the hell happened to them and when can they do it again? I wonder if they ever thought a 50 something woman could do the things I did to their dick was even possible. I know I made one guy cry. I am not kidding. He broke down and started crying. I will get to that later today or tomorrow. I haven’t figured out where to start yet. Back to it. Daytona Beach, on beachside, was wall to wall 20 something cock as well as pussy. Way more chicks this year than ever before. Chicks are starting to get into the lifted truck scene, and that is badass. I used to be all alone in this. So this year was a smorgasbord of sex for me. My vagina is amazingly tired but in the best of ways. It needs a day or two off to recuperate. I have a doctor's appointment today and it’s with the pussy doc. Routine stuff, nothing out of sorts, but I wonder if she is going to be like “wow, that is one complete and thoroughly used vagina you got going on there, it looks like a cave.” The last guy I fucked had a coke can dick. Almost as fat as it was long. Again, I’ll get to him. Update you in a bit.
Why this video? Because this is pretty much how I spent my late night last night... used the exact same toys... for 2 hours. I knew I made one with this dildo, I just had to find it! I am such a cum slut. Sounds like click baiit some twitter porn ho would toss out to get you to buy her onlyfans. You already bought my onlyfans so you get to hear me proclaim it without the sales pitch. There’s a difference between myself and other self-proclaimed cumsluts. I actually dig making sperm drool out of the heads of dick’s. Cumsluts has like a dual meaning to me the first most important definition of the term cumsluts is probably different from what you think I’m talking about. Most girls are going to sell you on something because they think it’s what you want to hear. It’s all about sales and I have nothing against maximizing the dollars. If it works for you and you’re willing to pay for it then more power to the both of you. I however have a different take on the term cumsluts. Why am I a cumslut? It’s not because I like jizz, the taste of it, and or any combination of in me or on me. Don’t get me wrong, I love all of that. Just the smell of sperm can, will, and has sent me into a sexual tizzy. But what gets me off the most about cum is the actual act of causing ejaculation. There are so many ways of making it happen and none of them ever get tiresome. Lets just use an example from last night. I gave a guy a handjob. Sounds simple, grab a penis, rub it up and down in a vigorous motion till said penis releases nut. Not even close. I can still remember every twitch his dick made when I teased it with my fingers. The look he would make when I would stroke the head of his cock in just the right way was completely unbelievable. His mouth dropped open and he would suck in his breath like I just shocked him. When I licked the underside of his cock head, he would mumble things that were unintelligible. I would kiss the head of his dick, stick my tongue in the tiny little cum slit that apparently took him to church because he would continuously repeat “Oh God Oh God” over and over. I would get them right to the edge of orgasm and watches entire body tense up and then I would quit. It would be a mixed look of relief and frustration. I could do all of this to his body with just my hands and my lips. Just the act of doing this to another person and making them react the way I want them to does the exact same thing to me I’m doing to them. I get wildly sexually frustrated but in the best of ways when I bring a person to orgasm from start to finish. I let this guy last night releases testicles in my open-mouth and I caught a couple good streams of sperm and the rest stuck on my upper lip and chin. That is when the smell of his jizz took me over and pretty much put me in out-of-control mode. So I ended up jerking off and sucking two more dicks in front of probably 30 to 40 people which made the whole fucking thing thing insanely hot. You have to love truck week. They cheered me on, repeatedly call me a truck slut, and in some cases even got mildly insulting. I am very aware of what these twenty-something people think about me. I’m also very aware that I just don’t give one fuck what they think about me. One guy claimed I was a cock starved whore but was trying to say it in such a way as to be derogatory. What he doesn’t understand is that he’s correct: I am a cock starved whore. But he has no idea how happy it makes me to be that cock starved. I would suspect this guy gets a little pussy now and then and I am thinking he just didn’t have the balls or maybe even the dick to let me rub one out for him in front of his friends. I can almost guarantee if it was just him and I, he would’ve put his dick in my mouth so fast I wouldn’t have had time to spit my gum out first. But that didn’t happen even though I would have gladly let my fingers do the talking and my mouth do the drinking on and from his dick if he would’ve just put it in front of me. Didn’t matter one bit because last night really put me in a good mood today. I mean, I was a complete and total slut last night, even though I was probably the only sober one there. What was the best part of my night, you ask? Being looked at as a complete and total sperm collection site. Just being in front of 30 to 40 people with three loads of jizz covering my face and dripping off my chin is still making my clit twitch. That turned me on, seeing all the people stare at me in fascination as they watched the sperm drip off of me. I stayed that way for probably 15 or 20 minutes when I could’ve cleaned up immediately but just couldn’t help myself. I would even scoop some off my face and lick my fingers clean, and they would cheer. I finally wiped my face clean when the cops showed up to check things out. Look, I know all of this sounds stupid and probably mildly insane, but I would do it all over again right now without hesitation. Is there anything that I would’ve done differently last night? Yes, I probably would’ve swallowed the first load completely without ever taking my lips off the head of his cock. I don’t know why, but I would’ve loved to see them watch me drink their buddies cum straight from his testicles. I actually love to see girls drink nut without spilling a drop and I especially like it when it’s so much cum you have to swallow just to keep up with his sperm pumps. That is the absolute best. So you’re probably wanting to know if I got fucked last night? No, I did not. I would have but nobody had tests and I’ve never met these people before so I had no idea what their background is. So I just settled for jerking and sucking them off which on a night like last night is even better than getting fucked. I got home at 1:30 AM and I masturbated until 3 AM. I lost track of time and how many times I came, but I still feel like I fucked myself stupid this morning, that’s how strong my orgasms were. Man, I do so love twentysomethings and truck week they give me so much material for my spank bank its an overload. I don’t know if you remember, but the last truck week I got fucked in a parking lot bent over outside and holding onto the tire. So I guess what I’m saying is my vagina is a serious fan of truck week. The best part is, today’s going to be the busiest day and I’m going to take a nap so I’m good and rested. Then I am going to go hunting for truck cock. Wish me luck folks I will keep you posted on here but forgive me if I don’t post as often as I normally do. I will keep up your messages and check in periodically but I can’t allow my vagina to miss out on this opportunity of mass amounts of 21-year-old cock. Catch you all soon.
Here is a video that will make you want to head right out and leave some breeding material in some lucky chick. It’s me and @boydbanksxxx with him doing his best to knock me up by leaving a very sticky load of cum inside of me. As always all videos are included with your subscription but tips are very much appreciated. Anyway, I like Boyd. He likes to fuck with other guys I fuck. He knows he has a massive fat cock, and he isn’t shy about rubbing that in their face by way of rubbing it deeper inside me than my boyfriend can. No point in playing the innocent one here. I love the contrast between his cock and my current boyfriends. He has 10 inches, my boyfriend has 3 inches, and that’s hard. There is literally a large cocks difference between the two of them. The best part is letting my boyfriend fuck me before Boyd gets here. No, I don’t cum. That isn’t the point. Well, it is the point, but it’s simply the mercy fuck I give my boyfriend so I can relish the feeling of Boyd’s dick touching me in places my boyfriend will never reach. I swear I can feel the fat head of Boyd’s dick trying to soak my spleen with jizz when he sinks it all the way in. The stretch he gives my pussy is massive and amazing. It stays gayped for 2 or 3 days afterwards. I let my boyfriend stick his little nubby penis in me afterwards so I can feel that slight little poke and pressure and that’s it. The best part is, when I feel that little cock trying to fuck me, I cum so hard it’s like an explosion in my head. Sex, the more mental you can make it over the physical, the more amazing cumming gets. Do I cum harder with Boyd? In a way, but it is more physical. His dick physically triggers my body into cumming all over his dick. And don’t get me wrong, it’s a great fucking cum. However, I came so hard when my BF put his little wee wee in me after Boyd fucked me that I hurt my neck. I know, right… how stupid is that? Can’t help it. I get those mental thoughts running through my head about cheating on my BF with a superior dick and then making him fuck me so he could feel how small he really was to me… and I end up hurting myself I cum so hard. Is it mean to either one? Not at all. They both know I am a freak with sex. I don’t even try to hide it anymore. If they really care for me they will understand I don’t keep to the norms when it comes to sex. Why would I? I have made a career out of having sex. Not to get paid, though that is a bonus, so I can keep having sex in weird and wonderful ways. I hope I live to a 150 yrs old and am still drinking sperm from dicks on a daily basis. I may have to remove the dentures but truthfully, that sounds like a fantastic blowjob. Just saying. My point? As usual, I don’t really have one. I guess it sounds mean to my BF, but it sure feels like we are both having the time of our lives with it. I have asked a hundred times to the point he has told me to shut up about it. I think he is a kinky fucker because he not only basically begged me to tell him about the 21 yr old I fucked was all about me telling him how much better the 21 yrs old dudes dick was than his. His little dick popped in a minute or less. My guess is he has found a whole new level of sex and he isn’t going to let it go now that he has it. I’m right there with him!
Good morning everyone. This is a long one so buckle in or abandon ship now. I had a late night last night so just bear with me and we will power through this. As some of you may know, I met a couple Wednesday night in the parking lot of a grocery store. Publix, to be exact. They are in town from Georgia for truck week and they have a Ford F2 50 very similar to mine. I actually approached them because I thought their truck looked bad ass. I was curious how high they lifted their truck and what size tires they were using. Not only was their truck bad ass, so were they. I mean, I admit it, she is absolutely stunning. Super tight, nice and thin, not much for boobs but what is there is simply perfect. Anyway, I got the information that I originally asked for and then they offered up their phone number. They said they had little planned and if I felt like hanging out with them, to call them. Look, if you give me your phone number I automatically assume you’re giving my vagina your phone number. I mean, I really do. If I don’t know you and we exchange numbers, then the expectation for me is that you are going to do your best to leave me knocked up. Same thing goes for this couple. Was I wrong? In some ways yes and in some ways no. We met at the Charlie horse and we chatted and then we took a ride in their truck. We all sat in the front seat and I sat in the middle. I made some flirty comments about me being the meat in a delicious sandwich. And that got things moving along. However, what they had in mind and what I had in mind were two different things. What they wanted to do was let him watch his wife while his wife and I tasted each other. Truth be told, I was disappointed. I certainly wanted to taste her, but I also wanted to taste him after his cock and been in her. I am ahead of myself because I didn’t find this out till she was already blowing girl cum in my mouth. Anyway, we got things started with me pulling her shorts down just far enough so I could finger. He turned out to be a very shitty driver while trying to watch me do the tap dance on her clit with my fingers. On a side note, people often asked me why I don’t have long fingernails. It is for this very reason. In all these porn videos that you see with girls with giant fingernails finger fucking each other in reality is the same thing as Freddy Kruger finger fucking you. I don’t care what anybody says, anything else is simply a lie to further a porn illusion. Long manicured fingernails are simply the worst possible thing you can shove up inside your box. Man, did I get off base with that. Anyway, back to it. For the second time in a short amount of time, I took someone home to my house. We went inside, had a bit of small talk, and then straight to my bedroom. I laid her out on my bed and feasted on her pussy. To say she made a mess of my mattress is an understatement. Well I have a topper so it really wasn’t that bad, I just had to throw it in the wash. This chick was definitely a sloppy cummer. He whipped his cock out and stood over the corner and jerked it while I ate her. It was a nice dick. Groomed, 5 or 6 inches, stood straight up so much so it was touching his belly. It looked mouth watering delicious. I reached over to grab his prick, but she said no. I enjoy being polite, so I bit my tongue and resisted the urge to just pop his dick in my mouth, regardless of her objections. She said he didn’t let her fuck other guys, and she didn’t want him fucking other girls. I asked if I could at at least lick her clit while he fucked her. She said no. I explained that there really wasn’t a reason to continue. I was in it to win it, not to tiptoe around available penis. It really didn’t matter anyway, because of the way she told me not to. This is hard to explain because she wasn’t rude or even trying to be catty, but it just had this desperate feeling to it. Like she didn’t really want to be doing this, and she seemed very uncomfortable that she came in front of her husband. She even apologized to him for it. Now I don’t like her but like him even l less. For some reason they felt the need to explain the “swinger rules” to me. I fucking hate, and I mean absolutely despise “swinger rules,” therefor making me totally uninterested in them because of their moronic “swinger rules.” The whole vibe in the room changed, and the thrill was long gone. I couldn’t get rid of them fast enough. So, I abruptly said, “So anyway, gotta get the dogs out, so thanks for stopping by.” They wanted to give me a ride to my truck but I really just wanted them gone so I declined, said I would walk the dogs to it and drive it home. They insisted, and I insisted it was time for them to go. They got the hint the second time around. This is a common problem with swingers, these silly rules. One should not be a swinger if you demand that your partner obey your guidelines for fucking. There are no guidelines to fucking. When I fuck, shit just happens. I will do all kinds of weird shit when there’s a dick inside of me. I certainly don’t want to worry about whether I’m breaking my partner’s guidelines while I’m sucking cock or getting my ass fucked. There are 1,000,001 things that swingers do with her silly rules and guidelines to actually fuck up a perfectly good fuck. Which is why I avoid swingers, mostly couples, because they make fucking tedious. The only thing I want to worry about while fucking is whether my rectum can hold a gallon of sperm before it blows jizz everywhere. If I had a significant other and we decided that we were going to be swingers then by all that is good and right in this world, we are going to fuck without rules. None of this “everyone has to be in the same room crap,” “no kissing,” or whatever other silly guidelines they might come up with. We are going to fuck, how ever the fuck we want to fuck. If I want to shove my tongue down his throat and tell him I love him with all my heart and that makes me cum, then that is exactly what I’m going to fucking do. I fully expect my partnered to do the exact same thing. I promise you that at the end of the night that even though my pussy will be full of sperm fresh from another mans testicles, and his dick covered in another girls pussy juices, we will ride home together closer to each other than we have ever been before. Stupid swinger rules are for the insecure and relationships that should never be tested in the first place because at least one party doesn’t trust the other enough to be sure of his or her place in the relationship. It is as simple as that. They will argue that isn’t true, but it’s black-and-white. If any one act of sex that your partner would willingly and want to do with another person bothers you, then you are jealous and there is zero room for jealousy so swinging isn’t for you. If you swear swinging is for you and you forbid your partner to do that act then you shouldn’t be swinging because you truly don’t love or trust her or him. Now I’m just bitching because I didn’t get my cock fill, nor did I get off, nor did I masturbate afterwards because the mood went south. Plus, now I have to go get my damn truck. So forgive all the above as they just put my vagina into a foul mood. I will find somebody today to brighten my vagina’s world and all will be correct in the universe. On a side note, I literally have the chick’s version of blue balls. Very annoying. With that said I feel sorry for whatever penis gets within 3 feet of my box. That dick will get utterly destroyed but in the best of ways.
Guys, sorry about not getting a post up, kind of goofed things up here a little today and lost the entire video I made this afternoon and it is confirmed.... I am not getting it back. Cut when I should have copied on my sync program. Wouldn't be an issue normally but phones don't put files in a trash bin when you cut them. They are gone forever. Amateur move on my part. I am looking for something old to put up to keep things moving along but it is going to be awhile. I will answer all of your messages here in a bit but just bare with me. I got something pressing in the way at the moment. I met a couple from GA last night and we are getting together again tonight. Hopefully, his dick in my pussy and her pussy on my tongue kind of get together. Wish me luck!
Talk about a zero filter video 📹... No makeup, hair, nothing. Just me straight out of the bed 😬Anyway, it is Thursday morning, laying around after cleaning up the dog 🐶 crap 💩, yep, just what you wanted to hear but I figure why pretend I live like a magical princess that never deals with reality. I don't. I have three dogs and therefore I three dogs worth of shit in my backyard that requires removal. Lest I step in it and then do that weird walk to the hose. Just saying. Oddly enough while removing said dog byproducts from the yard I was thinking truck week starts tomorrow and that means lots of guys 18 to whatever driving around horny as fuck. Which that then makes me horny as fuck. It may start tomorrow but they started arriving since this past weekend. It's like it's already on. Which means I need to be "on" if you know what I mean 😜. So I will model some outfits and do feel free to send advice or what you might like to see me wear to cause the absolute most penis attraction possible 🍆😜🍆. Enjoy the video and as always let me know what you think about it ❤️
So here’s the post with the 21-year-old who allowed me the pleasure to eat his dick. He also gave me the pleasure of allowing him to lick my clit which I must say he did very nicely. I guess the question is did I cum when he was eating me? I am going to tell you the truth. I did cum though wasn’t my grand finale cum, but it was still pretty good. We need to put this in context though. I rarely cum when I’m being eaten out for the first time with someone new. It usually takes two or three sessions of training to get it right. Practice makes perfect and I do so love practicing as often as possible 😜 so, with him making me cum the first time, he is way ahead of the game. I do so hope that he comes back because I really enjoy his cock. Truth be told, I am wildly turned on by our age difference. I don’t know why that is I just know that it makes my pussy leave wet spots just about everywhere I sit. I have all these wonderful ideas to do with guys that are half my age and pretty much all of them end with me leaving with sperm dripping down my thigh. So check out this video and let me know what you think. Do I have any cleanup guys in the audience? Just asking.
There is going to be a lot of porn coming your way. I am on a roll these days and dick is finding its way inside me on a very regular basis. I know that I should shoot with girls and I definitely will. However, I think dick looks better on video sliding inside me then vagina does getting licked. Plus there is sperm which happens to be an all-time favorite of mine and girls just aren't going to give it to me. But never fear soon there will be vagina here.
There seems to be this thing about putting testosterone cream on clit's. People keep mentioning it to me. I'm going to say that this is just another Internet myth because I never heard of testosterone cream 1: making chicks horny 2: making their clit's enormous. That's kind of like the novice method of testosterone. There is only one way to take testosterone that actually works as its intended and that involves a needle and your butt. Will it make your clit bigger? For some chicks absolutely. For others not even a millimeter. It just depends on your body. If you look back at my early clips and videos as far back as 2001 I had a big clit. I'm convinced my big clit is what has made me so god damn horny since the first day it was possible for me to be horny. I damn near scared the boys to death I was so fucking horny and curious. Yes, I had a reputation and just so you know I worked long and hard to get that reputation and I loved every second of it. I can remember the first time I ever held a penis in my hand and the thing I remember the most about it is the shocked look on his face when I emptied his balls for him with my hands. He never talked to me after that. What a dumb ass, I would've done it a thousand more times. And I did, just not to his cock. The big dummy. It's funny I can remember what his cock looked like all these years later. Here's a weird fact and don't judge me we didn't have the Internet or porn back then so we had to make do with what we had. I went home and drew his cock on a piece of paper. Why did I do that? I don't have a clue I just did and for whatever reason it turned me right the fuck on. Yes, I used to rub one out looking at it. I may have had a mild to severe case of penis fixation. Hell, it's probably only gotten worse the older I get. Oh well it's something I enjoy and since there seems to be no drawbacks to it why in the world would I ever quit?
Part 1 of 2: I am going to fuck a 21 yr old today. That makes my vagina a lube factory thinking about it. I will video it so you will get to see it. I can’t let him breed me properly because we are lacking testing on his side of the equation. Doesn’t mean he can’t try to drown me with his 21 yr old swimmers. I do need to taste some fresh nut from the testicles of a 21 yr old. It’s so hot and fragrant when it first sprays out. I love the smell of it. I don’t know how to describe it but the smell of sperm makes my me spread my legs every fucking time. He is a subscriber to my onlyfans. He will be seeing our video when we finish it. So say hello when he makes his porn debut. Anyway, when I was 21… he wasn’t even born yet. Think about that. I know my pussy is thinking about it and it is leaking its approval as we speak. Once we get him all tested up, I insist he breed me as often as possible. I want to take him to my regular places and show him off. Suck his cock in the bathroom. Leave a little cum stain on my shirt. Let everyone know a 21 yr old is fucking my pussy at his beck and call. I like the optics if you know what I mean! I am a weirdo. But who really cares. Life is too short not to get my insides drenched in ball juice from a guy 30 plus yrs my junior. Fuck, this is going to be fun!
So, update, I fucked the 21 yr old. Well, I didn’t fuck him. I wanted to but we have to get the test thing out of the way. He did however eat me and normally I have a hard time cumming with new people, but he was so damn into it… I came. Hopefully, he will be back for more. I really do like him. He left me with a solid load of cum and what I really need is that 21 yr old sperm inside of me doing its absolute best to breed me properly. Just saying. Not trying to be creepy or anything, but I want what I want and I want him to empty his balls inside of me. Fuck, I can almost feel it right now. Now I will be annoyed until he till he does. Fuck me! I hate being sexually frustrated, absolutely hate it!. Fun fact. My new 21 yr old fuck buddy has a birthday, as in like the actual day he was brought into this world, as the same day I had my first extra-marital affair. I was busy getting fucked by my co-worker at Linn Care in the conference room 22 years ago. Larry was my first extra-marital affair. My new fuck stud wasn’t even born yet. Fuck, that turns me on! How do I remember the dates? Because I got my license to be a Respiratory Therapist, the same day Larry fucked me and ruined me for my husband’s dick forever. One remembers those kinds of dates. Anyway, after Larry dicked me as good as he did, I never could get back into my hubby’s cock anymore. Larry was just too good. Plus, he was a kinky fucker, unlike my husband, and that made him my knight in shining armor. He used to make me ride his dick in the bathroom at work while 30 other people were in the office and would cum in me. Ten minutes later he would demand I lift my dress and stick my finger in my sloppy box and tell me to lick them clean. I did it every time he asked. And I can admit this now, because it still turns me on and I’m older and I don’t care what anyone thinks. One time after he emptied himself inside of me, I dripped out onto my leather office chair. He saw me fidgeting around and figured it out. He made me show him the puddle of his sperm on my chair and told me to lick it off. I did. And I masturbated a thousand times thinking about it. Some women would think that is degrading. I think it’s sexy as fuck and would do it again right now. I mean, I licked his nut, 10 minute old used nut, off of my office chair because his penis meant that much to me. Oh well, to each their own! He used to tell me he wanted to give me a baby so my husband could raise it. Did I give him a baby? That is one thing I will never tell. Make an educated guess if you like.
Some of you already know this. I fucking hate inspirational memes that people flood me with because apparently I need some inspiration. I don’t. I don’t care about anyone’s uplifting quote that someone else thought up because they are not creative enough to come up with it for themselves. Honestly, not one fuck is given. Want to brighten my day? Tell me you jerked off to my photos. That’s inspirational. So, I will now present you with inspirational quotes that you won’t see anywhere else but at least they are true. 1st one. Words to live by. “Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.” I know, that doesn’t really put a bounce in your step but I figure what’s the point in hiding from the inevitable. Keeping in line with uplifting thoughts. I have altered this inspirational gem into the more accurate version. “The best things in life are actually very expensive.” Another piece of advice you hear quite a bit about performance related stuff but should ignore based on the gross misunderstanding of mathematics. If someone tells you to “Always give 110%” simply reply they don’t understand how percentages work. That will knock the inspirational chip right off the old inspirational shoulder. Someone just sent this one to me. In fact it is my “Inspiration” for writing this crap. So I will post it and alter it so it is factually portrayed. “Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations, the best is yet to come!” Unless you are going to Syria. I hear that place sucks 24/7. These are just a few of my inspirational sayings. Just saying about the sayings. Catch you all later!
