Damn, those poor shorts never stood a chance — my fat, silic..
Added 2025-06-01 05:59:15 +0000 UTCDamn, those poor shorts never stood a chance — my fat, silicone-loaded monster is practically breaking laws of physics just trying to squeeze in. I don’t need new shorts… I need a custom warning label and a size upgrade before someone gets hurt 😂😂
