Sometimes I like to dress up. Shock effect is the actual thing I’m going for sometimes. I am odd that way. I plan on wearing this dress tonight. I had to search for these pictures. I knew I took them a few years ago but wasn’t sure where I put them. I had this dress given to me by a friend. He wanted me to wear it out with him. No problem, I like these kinds of dresses. If people stare even better, I stare back. If they wink, I wink back. Show me their dick I lift my dress. I’m that kind of girl. He was braver than he thought. He got super uncomfortable with all the glares and stares. I was in heaven. That shit is right up my alley. I am very aware that it upsets some people, but it also makes others very happy. We went to some super upscale bar/restaurant. One of those $200 a plate of pure terrible food kind of places. Why would you ever eat that shit when you can have a burger? He got even more uncomfortable when I flashed him a nip now and then. To the point, we left because he was so nervous about me. That’s all I needed to know about him. If you are more concerned about yourself and other people than you are with me, we aren’t friends. I know guys who are absolutely mortified by my choice of wardrobe occasionally but they roll with it and if need be they stick up for me. I am very self aware of my pension for wearing questionable outfits. I made a decision long ago that I will wear what I want, not what other people think I should wear. I understand it makes men, and women, look. I like to be looked at. Sexually. I always have. I want people to see me and think “holy fuck I want to stick in balls deep repeatedly.” I find zero wrong with that. I look at people and think what I would like to do to them with my pussy. Or what I would like them to do to me, depending on who it is. Does it happen? Rarely, but what is the harm? You looked at me or I looked at you. I find you attractive, that’s why I looked. It’s a fucking compliment, for fuck’s sake. Now, I’m not talking about following people around stores and peeking around corners at them, though full disclosure, I have done that. I am not talking about walking up to strangers and telling them I would love to drain their balls down my throat. That would be weird, and their wives or girlfriends tend to get upset. But it is in bounds to think about it. I get it, some people are uncomfortable being looked at. It makes them nervous. I’m uncomfortable wearing clothes, I can’t breathe in them. I wear them anyway so quit your bitching and put something fucking sexy on and strut your shit like you own it. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I’m wearing this dress tonight. Yay for me! If I don’t at the very minimum get a load on my tits, I will consider it a complete failure and failure is not an option tonight.
I shot this video when I was living in Boynton Beach FL. @deauxma came to my house as they were staying in a condo about thirty miles away. I think it was the first time we had met. I can’t be sure. I can’t take credit for the idea as they had a bunch of them already thought up. Honestly, I hate shooting with her. She is annoyingly hot and I would rather turn the camera off and just go at it for a dozen hot, sweaty rounds of knockout girl on girl. But that would deny the world of her amazing beauty that is one of the great true wonders of this world. So I sacrifice and shoot with her so you all can experience it! I am selfless that way. Anyway, just so you know, I consider her to be the most down to earth, sane person I know in the world of porn. Just all around good people. If we lived closer, I am sure we would do a lot more together, but Texas and Florida are a long ways away from each other. Fun fact, she recommended my last boob doctor, the same one she used, so if you dig my tits, she made the solid recommendation of whom to use. Anyway, enjoy the video, lets move along here. It’s Friday, I have lots of stuff to get to.
I am looking for recommendations on what you might like to see me do. Please feel free to message me and let me know or just comment on this post, probably even better like that.
Sex. You want to hear about sex. I had good sex the other night, but I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable by spilling the details. I will tell you, the horny bastard creamed me four damn times. You heard me right, four damn times! I got my insides flooded with sperm. I almost called FEMA and bought flood insurance after that. Most of you know, jizz dumped in me is my number one turn on when it comes to sex. So four times the jizz is four times the fun. I am going to leave it at that. It has been dry since. Thing about sex is that when you get fucked good and solid, it only drives the urge to do it again and again. I went to bed last night thinking I could use an erect penis at this exact moment, but there was none to be found. Someone should start a service like Tinder with nothing but dicks on them. I should be able to swipe through them till I find the one I want. I only need to see it hard, don’t need to see it floppy. Then I should be able to order the cock of my choice, and a guy should show up dressed head to toe in a body suit. Face covered the whole damn thing. I should never see his face. I didn’t order his face; I ordered his dick; I don’t care what he looks like so best just to keep it covered. Then for whatever low price this service charges, his penis becomes my penis for the next hour or so. Wait, technical foul here. I forgot the balls. Can’t have a dick without balls. Or at least make balls out or in a user choice option. Now that I think about it, there are variables here I am not accounting for. What if he shoots to soon? Do I get a refund? What if I am not satisfied with the amount of jizz his testicles provide? Is there a discount for that? There is nothing worse than being right on the edge of a massive cum and his nut spraying the walls of my innards is going to push me over that edge and then, pfft, he shoots a little puff of spunk. Do I get the next dick free? No matter how it pans out, I would use that service. So, I have given you a blueprint on how to get rich and get your dick wet at the same time. You can thank me by spraying my box down when I order your dick online. Anyway, a girl can wish. I plan on changing my sexual drought tonight so keep your fingers crossed for me!
I finally figured out how some people get way up in the Only Fans percentage. You know what I’m talking about, they post on their twitter, top .01 percent of Onlyfans. It is all based on likes. The idea is to get people to like your stuff. The more likes you get, the better your percentage is. So handing out free memberships and begging for likes is how they get them. But getting that percentage does zero for you if your content is crap. I do this for one person because one; I think she’s hot, and she is trying very hard, and two, I think her content overall is pretty damn good. I could never figure out why some people, who have shit content on Twitter, have such a low percentage rate. Now I know. See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. The new girls have an advantage on me that they understand the platforms a little better as I resisted them at first. I have the advantage of wisdom and knowing what’s crap and what is not. There are a few girls I see putting out top-notch shit, but I guess they charge for every post or something like that. You guys already know I don’t think that’s legit, but that is one girl’s opinion and I do things old school. It works for me, and what works for me definitely doesn’t work for everyone. We all just gotta do our own thing. Plus, I am on Onlyfans so I can write this annoying stuff and force you to read it. I like torturing you that way.
A quick video before I work out with @u125291845 . No this will not be my only post today so watch for more. I think I might make a workout video. I know, another fucking work out video but it's cold outside and I can't think of anything else. I wanted to make a whole video with the dick I'm sucking but it's owner wasn't having it today. Guys, you need to be more sharing with your wangs, people want to see them in action! Anyway, enjoy it, it's short, he kept hitting the stop and start button so this is all I got!
Here is a real video I shot today. I say real because it’s authentic. Yes, I squirted. It’s how chicks really squirt. I appreciate some of you think we can squirt like a horse. We can’t. Those chicks you see that look like a fire hose going off, news flash, it’s not cum and you better clean it up or it’s going to smell awful when it dries. How do they manage that? Two approaches. One is consuming a ton of water, wait till their bladder is about to burst then hold it, hold it, hold it, OK let’s shoot… literally. I have been on sets where that is the method of choice for some girls. The other is some girls can put water in their beaver and hold it till its time to blast it out. They tried to teach me to do that but evidently my box isn’t that coordinated and it just poured back out. I am not into bullshitting people so I never actually gave it the old hundred percent hero effort. Some ding dong will write to me and inform me how this just isn’t accurate and point to some wacky google article. I am the truth teller. If ye seeketh the truth, I will telleth the truth. They drink water or they install water or another fluid. Now you know how they eject fluids at a 1000 psi. Rule of thumb if lasts longer than a second or so, it aint squirt. If it shoots further than a foot, it aint squirt. Some chicks do P when they cum, not all that unusual but again, that isn’t squirt. I had a live in girlfriend who used to do that, ruined my damn mattress. Could smell it. I am more of a drooler. My box just drools stuff out of it. I know guys love it when I do; they drink that shit down like it’s the greatest thing ever. I don’t do it all the time. Actually I do but it just drips out like a leaky faucet sometimes. If I am really turned on, it’s quite a bit more and plops out. I might get a foot at best. So, what I am saying is, if I soak your balls with a milky fluid, give your dick a pat on the head, it did a two thumbs up superb job inside my vagina.
So what’s new? Not much on this end. I have determined that I need to give up on my trainer and focus on someone else. His lack of interest or effort has caused my to lose interest and quit wasting effort trying to get a dick in me from someone who isn’t interested in treating his penis to my vagina, or mouth, or hand, hell, even my ass was open for business. I am going to start looking first thing tomorrow. I am thinking of getting another trainer as the whole concept of trainer sticking his dick in me is wildly arousing. I shouldn’t share this but if he’s married even better. It’s not the whole he’s safer because he won’t want a relationship thing, it’s just hotter fucking married men. I like to say completely out of line things when I fuck married men. Like, “I bet your wife doesn’t lick your cum off her fingers like I do.” Of course I say this while I am scooping his cum out of my pussy and licking it up off of my fingers. Some dudes get super excited, other feel guilty. Either way, I get more turned on. If I think the dude is really into me, I will even try to get him to say my pussy is so much better than his wife that he would leave her just so he could have more of it. Look, I know I’m weird. I quit trying to hide that back in my school days. What turns me on, turns me on. It’s certainly not illegal. It isn’t nice but I don’t really mean it… well I kind of do but you know what I mean. I think I will go to Golds Gym tomorrow and see what studs I can find there. Surely there has to be one or two.
Catch you all in a bit!
Love ya,
Brooke
Ok, here we go. Possibly the dumbest video I have ever made, one that I thought up. I have made some seriously stupid videos for companies, but I can’t take the credit for that level of stupidity. Porn was so much better when it was stupid. It was fun to shoot, fun to watch. Now when you shoot a porn, you get that uneasy feeling, wondering what you're about to step into. Oh, the days of VHS. They were king. Anyway, back to my stupid porn. Yes, I actually thought this one up. No, the gun wasn’t loaded. Somebody will ask me that. The dude was no Brad Pitt, that’s for sure, but his dick got hard and he could dump a serious load. If you can actually make it from start to finish watching this video… you sir are a better man than me. I’m not a man, but you get the idea.
Fun fact. I have never masturbated to this video. What would be even funnier if I told Jesus I was addicted to masturbating, and he said, “cum to me, we will beat this together.” I’m just saying… it would be funny. Ah fuck, now I’ve gone and offended the religious crowd. Sorry. Everyone is offended these days. Can we still put “Tranny fluid” in cars now or are we using “gender neutral shift juice?” Asking for a friend.
I’m wearing yoga pants, sitting in a hotel room, and I can see the outline of my clit in the mirror. Thought you should know that. It’s good. Information to have. Guys shouldn’t wear yoga pants. If my clit shows, can you imagine what would happen to your dick? Wait. Maybe guys should wear yoga pants. Yes, yes, they should. I don’t see a problem with showing the outline of your junk. Chicks show their nips poking through their shirt all the time. I know I do. I like guys to see them. So, fair is fair, and I am all for the window shopping aspect of guys in yoga pants. I might be sharing too much here.
I am going to have to get a new trainer. I guess I will have to go to another gym and see what I can find. I have this thing about fucking my own personal trainer. He just isn’t biting. I tried to get flirty with him via text today, nothing doing. I can take a hint. I will bow out, do the loser dance, and then hit another trainer up for his dick. I’m easy that way. Whatever happened to just sticking your dick into a girl? Remember those days? Now it’s complicated. They have to check with their wives, all that goofy shit. Mid 80s was fantastic. I had hot studs sticking it in almost every damn day. I was impaled on penis more than I wasn’t. Hi, my names Brooke, care to ejaculate inside of me? Fantastic! Lets get you ejaculating right away then! Not anymore. We have to exchange tests, wear condoms, and I fucking despise condoms, make sure our feeling are in check and simpatico, all that good stuff. Did I mention I despise condoms? Well, I do. They feel like; I don’t know, a condom. A tiny garbage bag rubbing me raw. But, if I don’t know you, a hefty bag for cocks is in your future. In all these years I avoided catching a nasty, it would thrill me to go out pitching a no hitter if you know what I mean. I hate to waste a load of jizz in the tip of a condom. It’s almost a crime. I tried to drink out of a condom once. I almost puked immediately. It’s funny. Sperm is perfectly delicious fresh from the little slit of your cock head. Toss it in a condom and boom, pure disgusting. I do have a video where I had a guy drink his own cum out of condom. It’s older but if you want to see it I will post it. He seemed fine with it. Did way better with it than my pathetic attempt.
I have determined that I am not a sex addict. I have restless groin syndrome. Also known as RGS. Cool.
Never ask your date how much lube you need for anal sex. It’s always a “buttload.” The answer never changes. Just some helpful information you may or may not need.
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Good morning, everyone. Quick one today. I will post through the day at random times when I can. I am traveling for the first time in a year. Going to Mississippi, Jackson MS that is. Gonna see a man about… not quite a horse but close enough if you know what I mean. He’s a long time good friend, takes good care of me. Anyway, the rest is not up for disclosure as he is a private person. So that’s what I’m doing today. What else? Fuck if I could sleep last night. I ended up wandering the house at 4am. Got bored. Looked at my photos from this weekend, masturbated, came very hard, fell asleep for an hour. Got ready to go, looked at my pics again, got undressed, masturbated again, came very hard again, ate breakfast and here I am. I really did have a wonderful weekend. A pleasant surprise is that I have heard from everyone I fucked this weekend, so it wasn’t just a ghost fuck. I am optimistic we will all be exchanging bodily fluids in the future. I knew my one regular guy was good to go but the other two, well let’s just say it worried me I may have been a little too much for them. Some guys get taken back if chicks get into it too much. I get it. Who wants a sex crazed demon on top of them yelling “Fuck me!” in a low growling voice. Personally, I would love that, but that is just me. I made a guy cry once. He came, but he was crying when he did it. In my defense he said he was into SPH, aka small penis humiliation, even though he had like a six inch dick. It couldn’t have been that bad though, he called me for a year trying to do it again. I just couldn’t get back into it with him. I can’t get my cum when a dude is crying. It feels wrong if you know what I mean.
I am tired of all the special interest groups, especially the never ending “I’m offended” women’s rights groups. I want to call one of these women's rights groups and ask for the man in charge. I bet their heads would explode. I am also tired of this whole pandemic thing. Can’t we just be done with it? They have the magic cure being shipped out, so lets at the very minimum call a time out from it. You know, during the middle ages they celebrated the end of a plague with booze and orgies. Does anyone know if we are planning something like that for this one? I need to get my outfits ready.
Someone asked me if I regret the things I do. Not sure where that came from, but no, no regrets. Well, that isn’t true, I regret I didn’t do some things when the chance to do them was available. But zero regrets on anything I have done. I do nothing I don’t want to. Porn producers found that out fast. I remember when one guy slapped my tits and hard, out of nowhere, without asking. I punched him in the face and his lip bled. What the fuck? I would never punch you in the balls unless you asked me to do it. Don’t smack me in the tits, I paid a lot of money for them and I don’t want to be slapped anywhere unless I say it’s fair game. Another guy for Brazzers wrapped his fingers around my neck and squeezed hard, he ended up getting kneed in the balls. Sadly, he died recently. Not because I kneed his balls, that was years and years ago. My point being is I never hurt anyone physically or mentally unless it’s requested for me to do so. Even if you ask me, I may not do it. Some of you guys really want a beating and I just can’t go that far.
I tried to buy crapper paper yesterday, and they had none. What the fuck? Who goes to the store and buys all the shitter paper and why? For fuck’s sake. I am going to have to to GoodWill and buy those 10 packs of panties for 50 cents and just shit em and quit em. Honestly, who is buying all this shit paper?
I watch shows where women cheat and I get turned on. It’s annoying. There are a lot of shows where women cheat. I saw a statistic that said sixty percent of married women who work in an office will cheat. An office job may be in my future. I want to fuck my way to the top. I always thought that was hot. Life is to short to fit all this crap in. I need to pick up the pace.
To the person who was upset about one of my posts… the joke is on you, I was already planning on fucking myself before you mentioned it.
Catch you all later.
Hey guys, I’m back. It’s one of those days. Took a quick nap and then a workout and I’m feeling pretty damn good.
Someone asked for some feet pics. I made a video, but I don’t have the energy to get it all ready to post. Not that it’s tough to do, I am just super lazy at the moment. So enjoy the pics. There are some bonus pics towards the end if you are foot job person.
I know I must sound like I am horny 24/7 and I don’t know, maybe I am. But honestly, I am just a normal person. If I lived next door to you, you wouldn’t have a clue that I might have a mild obsession with sperm. I am literally just a normal person in normal situations. I do tend to find myself in abnormal situations, but that is by design. Obviously, I like sex. I don’t want to appear as that is all I am, a sex starved crazy nymphomaniac. I’m not, well, maybe a little, but I keep it in check. I don’t find my sexuality as abnormal. I think it may be more normal than one thinks. I am just willing to talk about it. I know it intimidates some guys, especially if I am aggressive, and that is not the look I am going for. I just get out of control sometimes and don’t remember to keep everyone’s feelings in check. I blame it on cock intoxication. That should be a thing. They should make a pill or something and advertise it on TV. I don’t know about you, but when I get cock intoxicated, you would be pussy intoxicated, I make poor decisions. Not necessarily poor decisions, but not the right decisions. I say and do things I normally wouldn’t. Like fucking in the parking lot the other night. Still light out, people driving by, having him take pics of his nut leaking out of me. I know people were watching, but I didn’t care. That is cock intoxication. Again, I don’t want you to think I am having sex five times a day, seven days a week. Sometimes I wish I could, but even for me, that would get old. If I had to average it out over the last six months, I would say I got a penis inside of me about once a week. Some weeks, a lot more, others totally dry. Ideally, I would prefer probably five times a week. I see nothing wrong with that. Getting guys to fuck these days has gotten much harder. They want to talk, hold hands, blah blah blah. We can do all of that afterwards. I think maybe guys are going to have to get used to the fact that I am the “cumming” wave of the new women. A prequel, so to speak. It’s no longer such a taboo thing for a girl to be the proverbial “slut.” I see the look in the eyes of these younger chicks. They want to fuck. They don’t care what the other girls think anymore. They like dick and they aren’t afraid to say it. I am just a pioneer of that movement. I was sucking dick before sucking dick was cool. The first thing I ever wanted to do sexually was suck a dick. I will never forget the feeling of doing that. I will never forget the first time I sucked a dick and drank the sperm. I still finger myself to that one. What am I saying here? Again, I don’t have a clue. I guess I just want to impress upon you that just because I may be more sexual than most, it doesn’t mean I can’t bake a mean sheet of cookies. I really can’t bake a mean sheet of cookies, I screw them up, but you know what I mean. My life doesn’t revolve around a hard phallus. My downtime does, but I doubt you could give me one good reason why that is a problem. I think it’s healthy. It is certainly excellent exercise, and I feel fucking fantastic after a good fuck session. I don’t think I have ever had anyone walk away with a frown on their face. Maybe a little dribble of cum here and there but never a frown. I have had people become bewildered afterwards. Literally totally confused as to just what happened. My boyfriend who I pegged with a strap on after begging him for years to let me do it had that look. I slipped that dildo in his ass and his dick went stiff as a board. After all that crap about nothing was ever getting near his ass, he wasn’t gay, whatever, his dick stood straight up. After about a minute of stroking it in and out of him, he blasted a load without ever being touched. He had that bewildered look. Lost in the woods look. That how could I have possibly let that happen and then love it so much I blew my spunk look. It took him an hour to figure shit out. The next time we fucked he wanted that strap on so bad, it was a new thrill for him, but it embarrassed him to ask. So I didn’t use it. Finally, about a month later I gave in and asked him if he wanted me to use it again he didn’t hesitate to say yes. Same results as the first time. Same confused look. I love causing that look. It’s like the ultimate’ I told you so. He finally lost that look when he figured out that our sex life remained our sex life. It didn’t bleed over into our everyday life. We were just two normal people having a blast in the bedroom, nothing more.
And the hits just keeping on cumming with @u125291845 . I got laid again last night. Four cocks less than forty-eight hours, I must have done something nice to get this parade of penis. Especially the one last night. Just look at that dick, it is a keeper for sure. Wish I had more to show you but he didn't want to snap pics, he wanted to fuck my pussy. Maybe it's just me but I get into bad decision mode when my pussy takes over. When my box wants to fuck it wants to fuck and doesn't give a crap about anything else. Thats how I was last night. This guy was so fucking hot and his dick was so mouth watering I just stuffed it in all my holes, no condom, not a care in the world. I never fucked him before and that is unusual for me. Good news is, afterwards, when I realized what I just did, I mentioned it to him and said I was going to test Monday. He walked over to his computer, logged into a site I know well, and showed me his 5 panel test he just got the results on Friday. I logged him out and showed him mine. I was curious as to why he would have such a test, inquiring minds want to know. He is starting an OnlyFans or at least he thinks he is and he is shooting content this week with some girls I never heard of or even knew were around. He showed them to me and I have to admit, not bad, not bad at all. I messaged every one of them about shooting right before I started writing this. Hopefully I will hear something back today! I won't lie, I am somewhat excited. Excited not just to shoot with them but to make one of those 20 something harlots my own personal bitch if you know what I mean! I think I would look good walking down the street holding hands with a 25 yr old hot chick. I know I would look good drinking the fluids out her box.
Anyway, back to my dude last night. Nothing overly spectacular. We met, we went to his house, I fucked him in his bed twice. They were both hour long fucks. It was slow and easy and extremely well done if I may say so. He has a rather long and fat dick and it rubbed my clit on every stroke. I came without using my finger or a vibrator. It's been a while since I haven't used either one to finish the job. Every now and then I find a dick that fits just right in my pussy. Hits all the spots that send me over the cum edge. Has nothing to do with length or width, just the shape and stiffness I suppose. I have had tiny dicks make me cum so hard I drool, and massive dicks that I needed a damn gas powered power tool to finish the job. Same thing in reverse. It's the shape and consistency of it that make it conform perfectly to my box.
Did he fuck me in the ass? Yes he did. It was fat so it took a bit but he slipped it in and inch by inch it creeped into my guts till his balls were smacking my clit. He knew what he was doing. He didn't just jam it in. Tongue, then fingers, then slowly slipped his cock in me. Did he cum in my ass? Of course he did. Once your in my ass you aren't leaving until there is a blob of jizz squishing around in my colon. That's just the way it is. So, out of my norm, I stayed the night. I woke up this morning and for the first time in a long time I treated myself to a breakfast of cock and jizz. He woke up with his cock my mouth, still sticky and smelly from the night before but that just turns me on even more. I sucked him till his balls couldn't hold the spunk any longer and gave me a mouthful of fresh sperm, sperm that left his balls, traveled through his dick, into my mouth, down my throat to where it sits right now, in my stomach. It never had a chance to see the light of day. If I breathe in my hands I can still smell the cum digesting in my belly. Love that smell.
Man, I had a good weekend. It has been to long since I got this lucky. Now that I've gotten a taste of it again I am going to want more an more. I just hope I can continue to find the guys to satisfy my cravings.
Catch you all later. Wish I had more from last night but I don't. Enjoy your day, I promise to post more. I have to shower, get the cum out of my ass, and get the day started so see you soon.
Here is a couple videos and pics of what I could get yesterday. It’s hard to get guys to photo the evidence to happy I at least got these with https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
Good Saturday afternoon, everyone. Sorry it took me a while to get something up. Had a late night last night. No drinking or any goofiness like that, but I got lucky. Three dick lucky. Three loads lucky. The cock kept me up way past my bedtime last night that’s for sure. I don’t think I have had this kind of success in a few years now, and it couldn’t have cum at a better time. I have been long overdue for a good night like this. I was wondering if I would ever get my groove back on. I got my groove plowed a plenty last night. First things first. I got my ass creampie just like I wanted, in fact, even better than I wanted. It was more cum than the last time, which is exactly what I was hoping for. He came over and I was dressed in my dress I posted up yesterday. Ready to hit the town right after he fucked my ass. We did the usual, kiss, blowjobs, eat me, all that good stuff. It was the ass fucking I wanted to get to so all the rest was just going through the motions. Not that I minded, but I wanted my ass fucked. I wanted it fucked in the missionary position. But before we did I measured his dick hard. Base to tip, exactly seven inches. He sunk exactly seven inches into my bowels. It was fucking asstastic. He dropped his cock into my ass to the base and pulled back until I felt his head pop out. That big fat head would then push my ass back open and back in me till he was balls deep. I came when he came. I made him sink his dick to the hilt. I wanted his sperm as deep inside my guts as I could get it. It feels so much better when it splashes the inside of my colon with hot jizz. The deeper in me, the better it feels. Especially when he gives me such a massive pump of jizz. I love the way his load is so thick and sticky. It stays put inside of me and I can feel the cum lump in my ass for an hour. When he started pumping, I started cumming squeezing him further inside of me. It was a more than good orgasm. It’s like someone splashed cum drugs over my brain. Whatever lets go in your head when you cum, I wish I could buy that. I love the way it feels, like it just washes over your mind. It makes me make some really stupid faces, but I’m OK with that. Anyway, now I have my massive ass pie and I’m happy. Almost none of it has left my ass. I get dressed and to the Ocean Deck we go. I sit at the bar with my dude and he is being a party pooper. He’s tired now. He got his nut and got some food in him, it’s lights out for him. I chat with some guys at the bar sitting beside me. I find out later they were both 28. They both got their sperm removed from their testicles by me. My date wanted to leave, and I asked the two guys if they would give me a ride and they were more than happy to do so. So my exhausted date left. A little pissed off, but he knows who he’s dealing with. The two guys I was with were working at the Ocean Center for some kind of Cheer Expo or contest. We went there. The tall one was extra suggestive, so I called him on it. We went into the bathroom; it was one of those single family bathroom things with other stalls around it. It didn’t know guys had those in their bathrooms, but good for you; you do. It makes it very easy to start a family. I pulled his pants down and out popped a small thin cock. Perfect for ass fucking but only tested people get to fuck my ass, so that was out. So I squatted and sucked that pretty little cock for about two minutes and boom, load number two straight into my stomach. Was it a big load? Seemed to be but hard to judge when you don’t spill a drop and swallow while the penis is still pumping jizz. When I was squatting my ass, let loose a string of jizz that was connected to my ass and the floor and when I stood up it stretched but stayed connected. He saw it and inquired. I told him I came when I was sucking him and that was my cum. He believed me. I didn’t cum, but I enjoyed every fucking second of tasting his cock and nut. I was wetter than a mofo from sucking him off. I zipped him up and back out we went. My original dates cum would no longer stay in me. It started leaking out and made a wet spot on the ass of my dress. The tall guy went back to his room to clean up and now it was just me and his friend. I asked him if he wanted to go back to his room, but he didn’t want to. Long story short, we ended up in the parking lot with him fucking me standing up facing each other. His dick was long and thin and stood straight up against his belly when I pulled it out. He was quite a bit shorter, and that worked out nicely. We stood in the parking lot fucking, making out, his cock sliding in and out till he dumped his load in me. No, I didn’t cum, but it felt so damn good standing there, letting a man 20 plus yrs younger than me use my pussy as a slip and slide for his dick. I just wanted his nut inside of me. I didn’t need to cum, I just needed to feel that cum inside of me. It must have been a runny one because when he pulled out, a sloppy glob just plopped right out on the street. It left my insides nice and slick, and I could smell his sperm on the ride home, which was hot. I fingered myself while we were driving home, and that may have been a bit much for my new friend. Probably licking my fingers didn’t help. He kept apologizing for cumming in me. I finally told him to shut up about it. He was ruining my moment, if you know what I mean. I gave him a kiss tonight, told him he just made out with the lips his friends dick dumped a load in, went inside and masturbated myself half to death. It was a good night. I have a few pics and vids I will share.
Just another quick update. My dress for tonight. It will be the only thing I will have on. No underwear, no bra, no anything. After he fucks me I plan on sitting around and leaving a “clam stamp” of jizz everywhere I go. I better be leaving clam stamps or he’s going to be in some serious trouble. Anyway, enjoy this little video, I will try to put more up later as the day progresses!
Well, here we go. Girl girl for those you who are into that sort of thing… like myself. Look, this isn’t polished. The video jerks around, and it isn’t lit well. If you want bullshit videos where it’s all pay to play then go away, then you get the lighting, solid camera work, all that polished good stuff. What you don’t get is actual people doing real shit. Most chicks who do girl girl aren’t even into chicks. It’s just an easy paycheck and they don’t have to take a dick in their box or ass. If you want the genuine people, chicks who actually hold hands in public, sleep together when they are done fucking, then you get this. People more interested in watching the action then filming it. I can’t film for shit when I am watching actual sex in front of me, I am too busy trying to do other things. I can shoot the scripted and staged stuff with the best of them, no problem at all. Nikki Ferrari is legit, she is who she says she is and when we fuck, we fuck. Of course we do a little more than that but you get the picture. You can find her on Twitter right here. https://onlyfans.com/nicky_ferrari
About girls. I need to find one. I mean really find one. I’m talking, dating, holding hands, staring lovingly into each other’s eyes. All that crap. One that won’t ask me to give up dick. That’s the problem. I just can’t trade the dick in for pussy. I wish they would understand. I mean, I love their vaginas to death, but they are two completely different monsters. Pussy’s squirt and leak and I absolutely love that about them. They however do not have balls that send me luscious loads of sperm through that wonderfully perfect head of a penis. I’m just saying here. I don’t really see the problem. I will date the girl exclusively… I just want a little dick on the side. No dating, no silliness. Just a dick in my box. I promise I will go home to her when I’m done. No, dildos, strap ons, whatever, don’t replace a penis. They never will. It’s not even a question. Nothing ever will replace a dick. If I could grow a real dick with balls on like a board or something, I would do it. At that point, you guys are in serious trouble. I would throw some Miracle Gro on it to make it extra big and fat. How awesome would that be, a giant dick and balls just wobbling and squirming around and it would be mine, all mine! I’d probably never leave the house. Not sure what or how you would feed it, but we can cross that bridge if we cum to that point. It would suck if you killed your dick and balls. Go to get it one day and it’s all shriveled up and stinks. Hopefully they wouldn’t be expensive if that happened. Anyway, back to chicks. I am going to find one, not tonight, my ass has a date with a cock. It’s been looking forward to it for a few days now, and I don’t want to disappoint it.
Hope you enjoy the video as much as I had making them with her. We really had great times together on and off camera. Let me know what you think, I have a few more of the two of us. I actually had to break this video up because it was so long. 38 minutes, to be exact. I can post the rest if you guys want to see them.
Okie dokie, good morning everyone. I broke down and joined the masses and edited the fuck out of my pics. The good news is I did it the fast way. I simply cropped my head off. That is the ultimate edit. No worry about blurry face or plastic face, slim face, smooth face, facesculpting, makeup face, beauty sculptor, (these are all editing filters and tools in my photo program) or about a hundred other face fuck er uppers. Just cut that fucker right out of there. No face, no problem. Yeah the odds of you seeing me first thing in the morning are slim to none. I think the feds passed a law I'm not allowed out of the house until I at least comb my hair. The dogs run and hide when I get out of bed. I don't blame them, I am pretty scary in the morning. That's alright, I clean up pretty good. Anyway, happy Friday everyone! Hope your weekend is full of sex, candy, more sex, fuck the candy, more sex. I plan of getting an ass full of jizz tonight to so both my ass and myself are pretty happy about that. I hope it's a bunch. I mean like a geyser type load of cum. I want to still be dripping that stuff two days from now. Anyway, gotta get things started so catch you all a bit later. I got a girl girl video for you fans of girl girl so check it out.
Here is one I never put up. I kept it for me and my cuck but since he is OK now with me putting it up I thought I would share it. I watch this now and then when I'm busy doing myself. There is more to it but I am not sure it's everyone's cup of tea. He does clean my tits off and it is quite explicit. May weird some of you out so out of caution I left that part out. If you want to see it let me know and I'll send you the unedited version. If for some reason it gets to be a ton of people I will just post it. What can I say, I like weird shit. The older I get the more weird shit I like. Funny how that works. I was supposed to post a lesbian video but I am just not feeling gay today. I am feeling dick is on my menu at the moment. I have been on a cock kick for some time now. I don't know why but cock just sounds delicious. I mean I wouldn't kick a bad ass chick out of bed but I am not chasing vagina at the moment. Subject to change immediately so don't think I've gone straight. I have had these spells before...they don't last. I am just overly fascinated with the whole process of removing sperm from a penis at the moment. I find myself watching my videos wishing they were in slow motion when the guys blows his jizz. It's over to fast. I wish guys could just pump a quart out over a minute or two. But you don't so I have to appreciate what I can get. Anyway, enjoy the very short clip and hope you guys have a great night.
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Post 1 of 3. Hello everyone. It’s a warmer day here. Been a bit chilly here in central FL. Like in the low 60s during the day and mid-40s at night. Not good, not good at all. I need some of that global warming I keep hearing about. Anyway, I shot that video yesterday and that was fun. I had to really get myself off afterwards. I did cum shooting it and I was incredibly sloppy wet, but I just didn’t get the big one! I did afterwards, though. He left a stupidly massive load of jizz in my rectum but it was thick and sticky and just hung on. I swear I was farting sperm for the rest of the day. So much I had to put underwear on because it was leaking through my yoga pants and I was leaving it everywhere I sat. I should have filmed getting myself off because I was watching it leak out of my ass and that’s what gave me a proverbial blow my mind cum. I watched the video again this morning because I could still feel the stretch in my ass and I admit it, I love that feeling. So I was turned on and put the video on. It’s poorly shot. That’s because he isn’t a porn pro and trying to juggle a camera and fuck at the same time isn’t easy. Oh well, if he keeps cumming back, and I’m sure he will, he will get better at it. I am probably going to tell him we gotta do the camera man thing. I almost always use a third person without fail for the very reason I can relax, fuck, and not worry about getting the shot. Unfortunately, guys find the third person the complete opposite. To them, it feels like someone is in the way, even though they never really are. There is no doubt, sex in front of a cameraman is not even close to the same thing as when it’s just me and the guy fucking his dick off. But, back to the video, it was fun. He doesn’t know it yet, but we are going to fuck again tomorrow night. I want him to fuck me in the ass in the missionary position while I use my sucker vibrator. He did that yesterday, and that was what made me cum. I can get him in my ass balls deep in that position like it was nothing. I loved that feeling of him sliding all the way into my bowels and then all the way back out. I can literally feel the head pushing around in there. Fuck, I’m going to have to finger myself just thinking about it. We could only do that for a minute for two reasons. He couldn’t get the shot with the camera, and he had to basically do squats because of the height of the workout bench. I need to tell him to make sure not to jerk it off because I want another massive load like yesterday. Without the cameras I can concentrate on feeling it plop into my ass and squish around in there. I’ll be honest, I was somewhat surprised, pleasantly, and caught off guard as to how much I jizz I felt him pumping into my ass yesterday. Now that I know in advance, I can prepare myself mentally for it. Unless he shoots a tiny pump or two, then I’m going to kick his ass. He better not “cum up short” if you know what I mean! I’m looking forward to this, I don’t want to be disappointed. No pressure, Mr, no pressure at all. He doesn’t read these, so he has no idea what I’m writing about. Lucky him.
Some throwback photos, 2014 is the year I took them. I remember doing these. They were in my house, a photographer I found on Model Mayhem showed up and away we went. I ended up jerking him off at the end. He had a damn hard on the entire time. It seemed like the decent thing to do. Disappointingly it took about ten seconds and he left me with the mess you see on the last pics. What sticks out in the mind my most is how fast his dick went from rock hard to tiny and floppy. Five seconds at most. It shriveled up right before my eyes. Like it was in fast forward mode. That was the first time and last time I have ever seen a dick do that. I have seen a lot of hard dicks puke their jizz and they hang around for a while. Anyway, he got super creepy afterwards and I couldn’t get him to leave. It literally got to the point I was getting nervous. It shocked me he sent me the photos, but to his credit he did. Not a super sexy story, but the jizz biz isn’t always fun and cum. Most of the time, but now and then shit gets awkward.
I will post a few more times today, so watch for it. I will include a video that I shot today so you aren’t getting a bunch of old shit. I keep hearing guys complain they have other subscriptions that they have to pay for each video and or its old recycled stuff. I want you to know, even my old stuff is pretty much new stuff because I never posted it. I am a porn hoarder; I kept everything I ever did. I lost all my mini DV tapes. I still get pissed thinking about that. Some of the best shit I ever did was in the very late 1990,s and early 2000s. I used to spend hours taking the VHS tapes and putting them on Mini DV tapes because that was going to be the future of video. Of course SD cards came out and video resolution went way beyond 720P x 480 and tapes were stopped being used all together. I had them in a bag and I asked someone to throw away all my VHS tapes and they didn’t know any better and threw both bags away. By by Mini DV tapes. How many of you knew me as Alexa Brooke? Not many I bet. Seach Alexa Brooke cumshot compilation, thats about the only remaining clips I know of.
Catch you all later!
Update to this post, I couldn’t find the video I shot earlier today, so we are going straight to the anal video. Enjoy and pretend you saw the other video while reading this one. So, I have never shared an anal video in over twenty years. Not a real one. Not one where I actually get fucked in the ass. You guys will be the first to see it. Some ding dong will get all stupid and upload it to the tube sites for whatever stupid reason, but mostly, this is the only place you will find these videos. Why haven’t I posted anal videos before? Because I didn’t want to ruin that part of my sex life. I like, no love, a penis buried in my bowels. It’s so awesome to give that control to someone else. A long steel hard cock is sliding into my rectum, I am at the mercy of the man penetrating me. It’s not like my pussy. I can take a massive dick in my box. Sure it stretches it out, but I get used to it and I will bounce my mound off of your pelvic bone no problems whatsoever. The ass? Not the same. It requires patience. It takes a bit to get things going smoothly, if you know what I mean. Anyway, watch for it.
Today is trainer day and even though I’m a bit tired, I could handle a slimy gob of sperm slithering down my throat. Nut is like a five-hour energy shot for me. If we ever do get down to screwing, my prediction is it’s going to start with a blowjob. Which works for me. Most of you appreciate that I am a serious fan of placing a phallus in my mouth. If I have to go home with a tummy full of cum instead of a pile of runny jizz in my innards, I am OK with that. We will get around to leaving that load in my guts eventually once we get past that initial load. But, who knows, I may end up getting home with my bowels stretched and leaking sperm down my legs. If and when however it plays out, I am good with just about any scenario. I will keep you posted on that as well.
So, I get a little nervous telling you folks about my sex life and preferences. I don’t want to alienate anyone or make people uncomfortable. I know I get a little out of hand sexually, I’m not blind to that fact. I can’t help it. I have been sexually adventurous way before I was even of age. It’s been a lifelong thing. Am I an addict? Maybe. Maybe not. I won’t die without sex, but I certainly don’t want to live without it either. I don’t know why anyone would. Sex is my drug of choice but being there are no real downsides to it, I see no reason to quit. Yes, like a drug addict, I have had to move on to more extreme things to get that massive high from cumming. But by doing so, I can also get the same high from straight up vanilla sex. Has sex messed up my life? No. It really hasn’t. It has destroyed plenty of relationships, but it has built some awesome ones as well. Regrets? Maybe one. The one guy I thought I would never lose left me because I was too much for him. He was one of those “we have sex every Saturday for thirty minutes” and he was good at that thirty minutes. I wanted to peg him with a strap on and fuck ten times a week. We just didn’t see eye to eye sexually. I did fuck his ass with a strap on, several times. He wouldn’t admit it, but he liked it. How do I know? His dick stayed hard the whole time. Most guys can’t stay hard with a dildo in their ass. Even if it turns them on. For fuck’s sake, he would cum while I was fucking his ass without being touched. See, I’m sharing too much again. Whatever, it pisses me off that he couldn’t just say he liked it. It doesn’t make him gay, not even remotely. If you have never had your ass fucked, do it, you don’t know what your missing. I can cum with no other stimulation. There is something in your ass that just works. I don’t know what it is, I don’t care what it is, it makes me cum. I used to whisper in his ear when we were with his friends that I wanted to fuck him in the ass and he would get all flustered. It flat out turned him on. It turned me on that it turned him on. Where am I going here? I don’t have a clue. My point? I’m not sure. Maybe a lot of guys haven’t had a chick who encourages them to fly their freak flag. Maybe it makes them uncomfortable afterwards because their dick showed me whatever weird thing we did that they liked it. But it feels perfectly normal to me to do very abnormal things in the bedroom. Whatever it is we do, afterwards, I feel like I have a true partner. Someone who gets me. Hopefully the guys feel the same. It’s just sex. How could that be bad? You cum, hopefully to the point you damn near black out. I have lost consciousness, by the way. I wrote about the guy named Scott. He was so good and so kinky that I literally came so hard I passed out. I woke up with a stretched hole oozing jizz. I would love to repeat that every damn time. Anyway, if I am making any of you uncomfortable, I don’t mean to. I just don’t want to hide in the closet either. I also don’t want to load you up with bullshit. I can make all kinds of bullshit stories about the videos I shot. You know how it goes. “I found this stud delivering my pizza and blah blah blah he fucked me so could I couldn’t talk anymore. Now pay the $12.99 to see it” Videos don’t go like that. Real life does. Ninetynine point nine percent of the chicks in videos never cum. Videos are tough on the sex life and they can be tedious. That’s why when you see me shooting with a new guy, it’s shot in my house, giving it my best shot to get off. I like to re-enact a sexual encounter to heighten the odds of cumming during the making of it. Since I do them on my terms, I usually fuck the holy hell out of either the guy in the video or someone else who is present afterwards. It’s a win win. I am not supposed to tell you this stuff. I am supposed to tell you about how I cum every time I touch myself. I can’t do it. I like sex way too much to play it down like that. Just know, even if I don’t cum during a guy girl fuck video, someone fucked me immediately afterwards and finished the job properly. I used to get in trouble when I was shooting in LA because more times than not I would fuck my Co-star before shooting the video and they would have to wait for his dick to get hard. I couldn’t help myself. I figured out I was wasting some of the best dicks in the business on a porn flick. So I fucked them before and got mine no matter what. Fuck, I am off base. The cuck story. I have requests to fill in the details, but I am still hesitant as I really pushed both guys to the limit. I’m glad I did, I know now that they are glad they participated. Will they do it again? Who knows? I would. In a heartbeat. Twice on Sunday. Three times on Monday. Anyway, you guys tell me what you like and if I have done it, or have experience with it, I’ll tell you about it. If I haven’t, I’ll consider it. Unless it’s something stupid like “have you ever stuck a Pringle’s can up your ass?” No, no I haven’t and I like my chips fried in oil, not baked.
Hello everyone. Going to go in a different direction this morning. I made a statement about the hypocrisy of railing on guys who send dick pics on Twitter. It’s OK to be mad if you are promoting a cooking show or something, but if you’re selling porn, dick pics are well within bounds. Unless, of course you set your account to private, then you make the rules. So, not one chick had the balls to complain to me on my timeline. They DM’d me or emailed me. Actually, they are not chicks; they are dudes, basically Twitter Pimps. Sorry to bust your bubble, but that is a fact. If you are interacting with a girl on Twitter, nine out of ten times you are talking to her Twitter Pimp. How to pick it out? Easy. If they state they love their husband/boyfriend and he satisfies all their sexual needs like a hero, definite Twitter Pimp stroking his own ego. Creepy, but true. Videos of the girl will almost always only be short teasers of something they want to sell. Hardly anything just for fun, or if it is, he will be in the video with her or insinuate that he is there. The absolute hate of dick pics is also another clue. You don’t want to make the Twitter Pimp feel inadequate or possibly catch his wife/girlfriends eye, that is a no no in the Twitter Pimp world. Ask for a date and the world will come down on you. Definite Twitter Pimp. Now, not all girls allow this. There is that 1 out of 10 who are the real deal. Sure, the odds are bad, but you will find them. Where am I going with this? Probably nowhere. I just tire of seeing tweets and such bad-mouthing guys and or the utter contempt and disrespect of fans because they got turned on and asked for a date or sent a dick pic. At what point did they think this wouldn’t happen? You guys ask me out all the time. I don’t throw a hissy fit. No, I won’t entertain date requests on here. Why? Because I find my guys and girls in one way and one way only. The old fashioned way. When I’m out and about at the clubs, the gym, the beach, and so on. I don’t make plans to meat anyone anywhere, and I never will. Is it possible that I will ever date you, fuck you till your dick falls off? Of course, but it will be because I randomly met you and not through some kind of internet hookup. It’s to overwhelming to even consider it. Plus, throw in the whole Hefty Bag Serial Killer thing and it’s a Nancy Reagan “Just say no” moment. That’s the truth. I could lie to you to and try to separate you from your money, but who wants that? Unless of course that’s your thing, then I am more than happy to do it. On a side note. About dick pics. I am more than happy to get them, cock is my go to thing when it comes to sex, so seeing them is never a bad thing. However, don’t send them and demand a rating. If you want me to rate them, tip me. I spend 15 minutes going over your dick, $10 will not kill you. PS, if you are going to send a dick pic why not just video yourself cumming? That’s really what I want to see, anyway.
Hello everyone. Sorry it took so long to get something up. Had a crazy night last night, wore me out for most of the day. My box needs a rest. I said that yesterday and ended up getting it plowed by two more guys. Shit happens, I guess. By the time I get done telling you about my night, I will probably end up plowing it again with a dildo. Which, by the way, don’t be shy… my wishlist is only sex related and there is a giant realistic dildo on there… hint, hint. I’m thinking I could make some good videos with that. Just saying. Quick note on these photos. My new phone sucks for pictures, but the good news is I am loving the no filter photos. I can put a complete set of pictures from the time I make them to the time you see them in ten minutes. I remember back when I would fix the light, the scars, the zits, the whatever. 10 to 15 minutes a pic worth of work. Fuck that, I can’t believe I used to do that crap. Enjoy me… as I really am. If not, well, I never really like you all that much, anyway.
Anyway, about last night. Things got weird, very weird. In the best of ways for me, but not so much for the rest of the general population. Before I go further, I want to put a disclaimer out there. This is not for everyone, so if you are a vanilla sex type person, you should probably not go any further. Again, I am just saying here. So, I have a guy who wants to fuck me, but I don’t let him. He’s a big guy with a tiny penis. He wasn’t a cuck till I made him a cuck. He is a good-looking guy and normally I would fuck him five ways to Sunday, but he was just too cocky. We would go out and I would get him all hot and bothered and so hard he would pitch a tent in his pants. Then I would just go home. Leave him just like that. It was hard to tell how small he was because pants have a way of hiding that even when the dick is hard. He would beg me and I would just say no. On one occasion he called while I had another guy over and I told him if wanted to eat me out he could and come on over. Half an hour later, the other guy inseminated my box with a load, left, and my cuck showed up. I showed him my box, and he noticed the cum immediately, asked about it, and I confirmed it was sperm, sperm that left another man’s testicles and traveled into my guts. I told him if he wanted to ever even get near my pussy, he better make sure there wasn’t a drop left. He refused, and I told him to leave. He begged, and I pointed at the door. He sucked every drop of another mans jizz from my pussy. That’s how much he wanted to taste my box. He gagged and coughed but before I knew it he was sucking me just right and I came harder on his face than I did with the man who left the cum in me. He tried to fuck me, but I told him to just show me his dick. He whipped out an unbelievably hard two inch penis. I was in heaven. The man I dreamed of having as a cuck had arrived. He was big, strong, and hot, complete with a wee little weenie. When he stroked it, he had to use just his thumb and forefinger because his dick was so small that’s all that would fit. That itty bitty thing has never even got near my pussy, and it never will. Not because it’s small, because it serves me better to keep it out. Now, he shoots a pretty good load for such a small cock. His balls are pretty much normal size I guess, I can’t remember and I just saw them last night. The only thing he does with that cock is jack it on my stomach and lick up his own jizz. That is absolutely it. He begs me to let him fuck me; I deny him, her whacks it, he drinks his own sperm. Rinse, repeat. He also eats plenty of sperm left by other guys. He gags and hacks, but his tiny dick stays rock hard while he’s doing it. It’s a fantastic friendship, it has only gotten better. His tiny dick when hard isn’t half the length of my stud’s dick soft. It is so perfect and such a turn on to see and compare them together. There were a lot of firsts last night for the both of them. We got super into it and things got out of control. Last night my cuck drank jizz from the head of a cock. I held his chin and massaged the other mans balls as I watched another mans dick jerk and spasm in between his lips as I said the most humiliating things possible, dumping a load onto his tongue, making sure he didn’t spill a drop. He didn’t. For the first time, I touched his dick. It felt so awesome, it’s a hard little rod that fit in the palm of my hand. I had a hard time holding on to it at first. If you slide up too far, it is so short it simply falls out of my grip. I figured it out pretty quick and while he was gulping cum; I was two finger jerking him off. He came the second I licked a little stream of sperm off of his lips. I fucking hate writing these things out because now I’m massively turned on again and want to do it all over, but I can’t… they aren’t here. Look, I’m going to call it here because 1: I’m horny as fuck, 2: I don’t want my weird sexual exploits to creep everyone out. Disclaimer, what I did last night was sexually amazing for me and the other two guys. It may or may not be for you. I love the whole concept of cuck and bull. But it’s not everyone's cup of tea nor something I do twenty four seven. I am just more willing to be a sexual deviant than most! Would I do it again? Fuck yes! It’s fucking amazing when you push the boundaries.
So, if I weirded you out, bear with me, I have just as much fun doing sane sexual things as I do the insane. I figure if I am going to tell you things, I might as well tell you all things, not just the things I think you want to hear. I left the entire middle of the story out because it may be a little too much. I have a large portion of fans who are here for the clit, muscles, and tits, and that’s about it. Don’t want to overwhelm if you know what I mean. Tune in next week, I have Snow White and Seven Dwarfs lined up. I wish I was kidding and I am… but it sounds fucking hot if you are asking me.
Love ya
Brooke.
Just a quick update on what my vagina is about to get into... Or into it 🍆. I will let you know how it plays out...hopefully with my box full of jizz and my cucks mouth full recycled Brookes box used jizz 😜
Sorry about yesterday. I just needed a day to do nothing, and it paid off. I am back to myself one hundred percent. I wasn’t all that bad yesterday, but I just couldn’t get going. A five-hour energy, extra strength, cup of coffee, and some Gummi bears and I am ready to go! Harribo Cola Gummi’s are the only real Gummi’s in case you were wondering.
Girls look better with dicks than guys do. Just stating a fact. I am perusing Tranny porn and I have determined God fucked up. Chicks with dicks was the correct way to go. What am I saying here? Manufacture defect, my friends, manufacture defect. Wangs are so much more hot on a chick than a guy. Especially a fit, busty chick with a dick. Sure, you would suck dicks and be getting cock shoved up inside of you, but that isn’t a bad trade off. You would still be dudes, or at least in my weird fantasy world you would. I would still want my guys, who wouldn’t have a dick but a nice tight pussy just waiting to be licked and fucked, would still act like men. Except when I’m probing their guts with my meat stick, that is! Then I want them squirming and cumming and making all kinds of weird sounds and faces. How awesome would it be to feel my chick dick twitching and jerking around inside of you, depositing a sticky lump of steamy sperm in your tummy? From personal experience, very awesome. Where is all this coming from? Fuck if I know. I just want a penis of my own. I feel cheated. I want to feel a ropey, sticky thick pile of sperm leave my balls and travel through my dick. Just once. That’s all I ask. I have said it before though; I am not willing to give up my vagina though. Once you have experienced a penis shoving your innards around before it leaves its hot slimy gunk inside of you… there is no going back. So, I guess I need all the parts to be truly happy. How bad ass would that be?
With all that said, I know I’m a chick. I don’t want to be anything but a chick. I always knew I was a “she.” Even during my most gay moments, and there are a lot of those, I am a “she”, I don’t want to be anything else. Sure, I would love to have a penis but that is for purely selfish sexual gratification. I still want to be me, which is a “she.” Where am I going with this? I had to fill out a medical form that asked me what pronoun I wanted to be referred to as. Really? I thought that dumb shit died out in San Francisco like a year ago. People wanting to identify as whatever they felt like. I want to identify as a 65 yr old. Now where’s my Social Security check? Not knocking on you folks from the West Coast, but your elected officials seem to be in a competition as to who can actually come up with the most moronic policies ever. In San Francisco you can no longer smoke in your own apartment, it’s against the law. But you can smoke weed in your apartment. Because we all know that there is no secondhand smoke from “smoking” weed. Look, I don’t give a shit either way but come on. How fucking stupid are these people? Two thousand people a day are moving to Florida because these states are so afflicted with morons for leaders. Florida can’t sustain them. It’s the same old, same old. Run to Florida, pay way too much for a house, fail, blame Florida, go back leaving said house in foreclosure that we all have to look at as it falls to the ground. Rinse, repeat. If you come to Florida just know, half the people won’t wear masks, everything is open, a large majority of people don’t care about your concerns about the Corona. They have shit to do and you will not get in their way, and I agree with them. If I have concerns about them, and I do, I stay home or away from them. My life doesn’t nor should it dictate yours or anyone else’s life or their ability to put food on the table. Do I wear a mask? Sure, most of the time. I forget it now and then and don’t bother to go home for it. But I don’t want to make the old people nervous. We have a lot of old people this time of year, snowbirds. If putting a mask on makes them feel a little safer than I don’t mind doing that. Do I think they work? No, you would really need ideal situations to get to those 40 and 50% effectiveness numbers and we don’t even get remotely near the ideal situation nor will we ever. It’s a realist approach. Again, I wear them in the grocery stores and such, not because I have to, because I choose to. Restaurants and bars? Fuck no, you can shove those masks straight up your terrified ass. Am I taking the vaccine…you go first. Get back to me in a few years let me know how it went. OK, so I probably pissed of the pro maskers. Shit happens. Be like me, agree to disagree, that doesn’t mean I still won’t suck your dick. I am just saying.
Hello everyone. Got tested for Covid today. Negative. Had a bit of a cough and didn’t feel great, so just had it checked. All good. Feeling better already. Hopefully, I will be all good tomorrow. I am not one of those people who run around saying I never get sick. I do. Probably once a year, sometimes twice. I don’t trust you fuckers who never get sick. You are either lying or you are eating such toxic shit nothing can live inside of you. Anyway, lets move on from this.
Why these photos? What do they have to do with anything? They are part of the crap I wrote below. Long story short, it’s a cuck thing. I had my cuck take these photos while my stud was watching. My stud then stopped the photos, because whatever my stud wanted, my stud got. His dick was that impressive. My cuck took pics of the cum and then sucked it up and ate it. Not because he wanted to, he didn’t, but because I wanted him to. Creepy, I know, but you are at the wrong place if you are looking for BS tell you what I think you want to hear stuff.
I worked out with my trainer yesterday. Things are progressing. I feel like there will be trainer dick inside of me in the future. I want to replace my man now with him. Not trade him per se, but give ownership of me to my trainer. I keep getting asked why I am into the cuck thing so hard. I don’t know. It just turns me on. Why do big tits turn guys on? It just does! It is the mental game for me. The thought of having a boyfriend/husband and sending him a picture of me on my knees with another mans dick in my mouth captioned “The moment I knew I belonged to him and not you.” is mind-boggling hot. I don’t want to dump my man, I just want another man whose fucking skills are so far superior that he calls the shots. He doesn’t want my husband to fuck me anymore? Done. He doesn’t want my husband to see me naked anymore? Done. The only sex my husband may have is cleaning the sperm from my colon after my boyfriend wrecked it, doing anything he pleased. Fuck, I may not feel well and I look like shit, but I’m dripping wet just typing this out. Girls, if you have never had a cuck use his warm tongue to soothe your stretched asshole and remove all the jizz, then you haven’t lived. I’m just saying here. I know, I know, it’s a bit much for some of you. Maybe put yourself in the Alpha guy’s shoes and think of being so sexually powerful to me I won’t even allow my boyfriend or husband to see me naked because you don’t want him to. Your dick can control another mans life to the point he is left to nothing but masturbation, all alone, thinking of you fucking your sperm into my guts. Fuck, I want to be that guy and I don’t even have a dick. There are some of you that want to be the beta male in a cuck relationship, and I love you to death. It’s difficult. I get massive pleasure at the expense of yours. I have learned that humiliation and denial are a massive turn on to some guys. You have to live your sex lives through me and what I am willing to share with you about it. I can’t help but humiliate you, it drenches my box. I want you to taste another mans jizz who I do things for that I should do to you. Things you can only wish for. I’ll beg for him to stretch my rectum and dump cum inside of me. Then demand you lick it out an hour later. I’ll drop to my knees and drink his sperm at the snap of his fingers. I won’t let you see me in my underwear unless your licking cum out of them. My body will never deny his balls release, no matter how he wants to use me to do it. You will sit in the bathroom jerking off, licking your own cum off your hands because you know that’s what I want you to do. The only thing you will be able to think of while pathetically jerking off is me, your wife, passionately kissing him while he floods my pussy with cum, telling him how grateful I was for him doing it. Both of you will live a fulfilled life, sexually at least, just in different ways. I will be more than fulfilled, I will be on top of the world.
Like I said, it’s a mental game for me. I actually sent that picture of myself blowing a guy with that very caption, you know, “The moment I knew I belonged to him, not you” one. It started a years long cuck relationship. I could never top that relationship, and I doubt I ever experienced so much actual fucking as I did in those several years. I was blowing my Alpha male for lunch, jerking him off an hour or so later and getting my ass fucked all night long. If I went home, I couldn’t help but have my cuck de-sperm me for another hour or so. Every damn day. No, it never got old, only hotter. My cuck pulled a fast one on me and cheated on me…the nerve of that fucker! After all I didn’t do for him! He found a soul mate. You know, one of those where you hold actual conversations with. Yawn. I’m kidding, I’m happy for him. She is beautiful, smart, and she’s a sugar momma, bringing home that bacon. Well, they both are so good for them. We email, she has even asked about the whole thing. Curious, I guess. He admits he misses it. He said the worst times were the best times. Apparently waiting and wondering if I was going to come home, in his own words, “it was agony like a constant kick in the nuts” but that was also the best part. He doesn’t want to do it with his wife. He doesn’t trust that she won’t fall in love and leave him for the other man. He said he always trusted me implicitly, that no matter how hot the guy, eventually I was coming home to him. That made it work for him. Plus, he said the sex was constant. Apparently I was making him eat me out daily if not twice, and I allowed him to jack it in his hand afterwards. True love, I tell you, genuine true love!
So I stopped in the middle of this one to use my vibrator and BBC dildo because I got myself all worked up. I wish I hadn’t, it didn’t make me feel any better. I was horny as fuck though. It would have driven me nuts all night long. Sorry for the long story, I’m under the weather and nothing better to do.
I picked this video today because I was sitting around thinking about when I used to fuck people I worked with. The most notable story, and though I have told it before, I have never told it here. I was thinking about it this morning and yes; I ended up fingering myself. Scott was his name, and he worked for my husband. He constantly had a stable of hot chicks running around him, and he had a thing for married women. He liked to take them. He took me. He always bragged about how big his dick was and unlike most, he wasn’t lying. He had a massive cock. Probably not the thickest, though up there, but definitely the longest I have ever had the pleasure to have squishing around inside of me. The first time I fucked him was at a strip club where I went to pick my husband up who was way too hammered to drive. He fell asleep in the passenger seat after we put him in, and Scott and I started talking. Before I knew it, I was being bent over my husband’s car, getting impaled on the longest, most glorious cock of all time, taking his cum inside of me. I left a puddle of it on the driver’s seat and had to go back and clean it up lest the husband find out his wife was leaking his employees’ sperm out of her. I should have left it because I got caught the next day, anyway. One of my husband’s other employees was sitting in their car watching me take Scott’s meat. He told him all about it. Long story short, he fired Scott. We went to counseling like a bunch of ding dongs and life rolled on. Except that Scott and I exchanged numbers that night and we kept in touch. As in his dick regularly touched my insides in places no other man has ever touched. Scott lost another job and needed one. We had a job opening where I worked and one thing led to another and now Scott was working with me daily. We spent more time with his fingers inside of me than we did anything else. I always wore skirts so it was easy access for him. Scott started me on my love of giving blowjobs. He loved getting them and he would talk to me while I was giving them to him. He would always insult my husband’s miniscule penis and how I had to go home to him after having a real man. Look, it turned me on; I looked forward to slipping the massive head of his cock into my mouth. I would drive to work thinking about it. What he would say, what I would say back. I think I may have wanted him to ask me to leave my husband. I would have. His cock was that powerful of an attraction for me. I had a boss, Rob was his name, and he was kind of into me, but he knew Scott and I were fucking and was pretty cool about it. He owned the place so he could do what he wanted. We did kind of cross the line way too often and pushed our luck more than we should have. What got us both fired was one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life. I was in the warehouse/stockroom with Scott and down on my knees trying to inhale as much of that giant cock as I could. We had been at it for a few minutes and I was in full beast mode sexually. When I’m like that all I care about is feeding my desire for dick and jizz. I literally get into a feeding frenzy. Scott was telling me the hottest things, how he didn’t want my husband to even see me naked anymore, pumping his dick in and out of my mouth. He would pull out and shove his balls in and I would suck them like candy. I was drooling all over his dick when Rob came around the corner. I pulled off and just as I did Scott shot a blast of cum on my face with Rob watching. I couldn’t help myself, so I put mouth back over his dick and drank the rest of his sperm down. I was so caught up in it I licked Scott’s cock and balls clean in front of Rob. Rob was visibly upset or shocked. Or both. Maybe he was annoyed I made him wait a minute while I attended to the needs of Scott’s penis. I don’t know. He pointed out that I had a large string of sperm on my shirt and told me to go home and change. He told Scott to do the same thing. I thought I was going to survive that episode, but when I got home Rob called and told me not to come back in. He would mail my last paycheck. Scott got fired as well. This was the firing that made me think maybe there was a job out there somewhere for me where dick was part of the work. I took another job and eventually ran the entire store, but I think at this point I knew I was born to be a cock starved porn chick. What happened to Scott? He took a job in Minnesota of all places and I have never again had the pleasure of feeling his dick pump cum so deep inside of me I thought it was going to run out of my nose. He is the one that got away. What happened to my husband? I still see him from time to time. Scott deposited enormous amounts of cum inside of me and did so often, because that’s what I wanted him to do. He was always worried he was going to have a little Scott to deal with. He didn’t but someone else did. I will leave it at that. Fuck, that still turns me on.
This is the scenario I masturbated to this morning. It was fun, I probably spent a solid hour doing it. I kept backing off the closer I got, pictured Scott’s massive cock, and I was right back on the edge. I had to wash the sheets when I was done.
Catch you all later.
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I am not for everyone. I have learned that over the years. Some guys just can’t take me for who I am. I say things that maybe at first they find “cute” or maybe funny. But then they find out that is who I am, and that is a bit too much for them. Sometimes they find out right away and run. Others take a while. About a month ago, I was blowing this guy in his car that I just met. I may have written about it. It was Truck Week, or something like that. He didn’t last long, and that was OK, I didn’t expect him to and I was getting my thrill just by sucking his cock in a parking lot. I looked up him and as I rolled his balls around in my hand, I told him, “I want you to empty your balls into my mouth so I can drink your sperm, I want to feel it in my belly.” Word for word. And he did exactly that. I got my belly full of jizz swimmers, all was well. I went home content, masturbated thinking about feeling his cum leave his balls and hitting my tongue, the taste of it, the way it felt sliding down my throat. It was a good night. I gave him my number, told him to text me if he felt like it. He didn’t, I forgot about him anyway, and the matter was closed. One of his friends, several of whom watched us, found me on Twitter and wrote to me. I casually asked what happened to his friend, said I never heard from him again. He said I freaked him out. That I was more into sex than he was and thought what I told him was gross. He lied and said it was so gross he couldn’t cum. I had a belly full of live jizz that begs to differ. Now, this other guy repeated word for word what I told him, so I know he has been talking to him about our blowjob encounter. He also told him he couldn’t be with a girl that liked to do and say disgusting shit. Which I am OK with. I don’t find any of it disgusting, but I also know that other people feel differently about it. I think the problem really lies because what I said to him made him cum immediately, and he doesn’t want to admit that. It goes against something, maybe he feels it just to “dirty.” It is probably scary to some men that a woman is more sexual than he is. Which is nuts, you should just hang on and enjoy the ride. I have found over the years that a lot of men expect women to be subservient in the fuck department. I am the wrong girl for that. I will do for you, but you better believe you will do for me. If I don’t like the way you fuck me, I will let you know. Not to insult or hurt the feelings, but to better the enjoyment of my vagina. The worst thing I can think of is having someone not tell me what they like. I want to know and most times, even if it’s not my thing, I am happy to take part. There are things I just won’t do and for obvious reasons, but mostly I am open. Do you like to be fucked in the ass with a strap on? I don’t masturbate thinking about it, but as long as you prepare yourself properly, I’ll make you my bitch. I even try to work it into my fantasies. Using the strap on thing I’ll pretend you're my cuck and the only fucking your going to get is me fucking you. I never used to like to make guys eat their own cum, but this one guy was into it and I was into him. So I would say things related to eating his cum and then tell him to do just that after he jizzed. It started out not my thing but before I knew it, I was making guys eat their own cum while I masturbated watching them slurp it down. Then I graduated into making them eat other guys’ cum, which is still a mind blowing experience for me. I would race home, legs squeezed together, trying to keep all that sperm inside of me and make my man eat it out of me. Some of the most intense cums I have are when I’m getting cleaned up. So good that sometimes I don’t know where I’m at when I’m done. My point is that I am open to likes and dislikes. I am not however going to change my sexual preferences, which are subject to change at any given moment, just because someone doesn’t like them. If the blowjob guy didn’t like my verbal enticements, he could say so with zero blowback. If you like your balls licked, and she doesn’t because they are hairy smelly orbs, wash them, shave them, and let her know. She will lick your balls or you need another chick. Sometimes it backfires. A guy asked me what I liked. I was blowing him while he asked that, just so you know. I told him I like when he asks or tells me things about my boyfriend, which he knew I had one. “Do you suck your boyfriend like this?” “I don’t want your boyfriend to fuck your pussy again, it’s mine.” Those type of things. He wouldn’t do it. Too bad for him, it’s the all-access pass to my pussy. But I understand. I understand he isn’t into that and I am so on to finding someone else that is.
Anyway, blowjob guy’s friend is infatuated that I say sperm. He said he can’t get past the way I say things out of his head. His exacts words “I can’t stop thinking about how you talk.” I guess I should have given him the blowjob instead. If I remember correctly, I was open to blowing all three or four of them but only the one stepped up to the cum draining plate.
