I got the chance to give a blowjob today, and I jumped all over it. I was in that kind of mood. I have sucked this guy's dick before. I like sucking it because it fits just right. I can feel his dick top to bottom in my mouth. I can feel his pulse on my tongue. The head is just the right firmness, not too hard, not too spongy, and he lets me tongue his cum hole. A lot of guys don't like that for some reason. I like doing it. I don't know why, I just want to lick it, stick my tongue in it, what little I can fit. Plus, his cum is perfectly creamy and smells good. I literally love the way it smells. Anyway, he filmed the finish for me so here you go. @u125291845
Someone asked me what "content buddies" means. Its a description of girls that team up to make porn. You have seen them on Twitter, IG, Snapchat, just about everywhere. You know, a couple of chicks professing their undying love and friendship for one another. That is until one of them steals the others boyfriend, drugs, money, content, or just about anything else. Then a Twitter war ensues between the two, and accusations fly. I am very wary of anyone who tells me they love me after knowing me for five minutes. Something is amiss, and a mental breakdown is just around the corner. Anyway, "content buddies" people who hang around with each other and video/photo crap of the two of them that they think they can sell you. Now you know.
Guys, this is a public service announcement intended to help you. In case you didn't know this pertinent information. Pay attention to this; it's solid intel. A woman's vagina is directly wired to an on-off switch known as your mouth. What you say or don't say will flip it one way or the other. That is all. Please resume jerking off or whatever else you may be doing. Preferably jacking off and making videos of you cumming so I can see it. Wait...did I say that out loud? Oh well, I'm weird that way. But if you happen to have a camera handy......I'm just saying here.
Guys, have you ever had sloppy seconds? I have been the sloppy second receptacle, but I think that's a bit different for me than you. I am all about it. Seconds, thirds, tenths, the more, the merrier I say. Cum makes me cum. It always has. When I was in my early years, I could cum from getting a mouthful of cum. I wish that I still could, but that cum ship has sailed. I don't have a dick, so I don't know what it would feel like to slip it in me when I'm chock full of sperm. I know it's super lubed after a guy cums in me. In fact, sperm is the best lube you can get. Does it or would it mentally freak you out? Sticking your dick in another man's cum? I think more of you for it. That's what I call a team player. I have yet to have a guy in a threesome or foursome not slip it inside me after another man pulled out. I ask this because I saw some negative posts on twitter on a girls post after she had three men cum in her. They thought it was gay. I know gay, and that isn't it. What I do know about it is when a guy with a colossal coke can dick is stretching my insides in all the right places, the smaller guy is hard to feel when he basically falls in. Truthfully, that makes me cum, but I like to say mean things to the guy with the smaller dick. I can't help myself. I'm in the moment. Anyway, let me know what you think about the whole double dunking thing. I'm all for it. Fuck normal; I dig being kinky.
Hello everyone. First things first. I absolutely don't mind getting your pics, be they face shots, body shots, dick shots. I enjoy them. Send more. I never understood other performer's displeasure in getting dick pics. They post their junk, why can't you? Please, though, if you want me to "rate" them, I am happy to but tip me for that. I spend a good amount of time going over each one when I do. If you don't, that is fine but don't bug me to tell you my opinion without tipping. As far as tipping goes, I don't ask for that much on here. In fact, from what I hear, compared to others, I hardly ask for anything at all. I am good with that; I more than enjoy sharing my stuff, both new and old. I will always keep it as the price of your monthly subscription. For those of you who do tip regularly, you have no idea how much that is appreciated. It truly makes a difference for me. I know who you are, and I do my best to send you personal thank you messages. Some of you don't want them. Tough cookies MF'r...it's cumming your way whether you like it or not. Eat it and smile.
Here is a girl-girl video you may enjoy with @hotwiferio . This is not the intended video I was going to put up. That one has a whole story behind it, but it's in a file format called MXF, which I have to convert to edit it so you can see it. So switching gears, this video is with Hotwife Rio and me. You know her, you love her...and, so do I. Especially naked. Anyway, we shot this in my house in Boynton Beach, FL, a few years back, as you will see by the breast reduction. It was the first time we had met. Things went very well, and we became good friends over the years. She is one of the few people in porn I trust to do the right thing. So enjoy it, and I will get the other video converted in the meantime. I don't know if I will put it up this week but surely next week at the latest.
I got some content ripped off by another girl a while back. I am definitely not shocked she did it. I am more pissed that I allowed it to happen. Live and learn. I was going to put that video up, but I'm still pissed about it. They say forgive and forget. Sounds reasonable. Unfortunately, though, I am not Jesus, nor do I have Alzheimer's.
I gave an epic blowjob this morning. I just thought I would tell you that snippet of information. I didn't fuck him. I wanted to. He has a banging body and a big mean cock that is very serious about getting down to business. I'm saving my box for tomorrow. I have hopes that a certain someone will fill it, and I want it to be ready to go just in case. I couldn't pass up the blowjob, though. I don't know how you fellas put up with girls who won't lick dick. I mean, come on, as long as it's clean, there really is nothing better than giving head. I own you when your dick is in my mouth. You may think I don't, but I do. I don't let guys even touch my head when I'm tasting cock. I don't need your help to relieve your balls of sperm. I know how to do that just fine all by myself. How awesome is that? I can force your body to do things, make it feel things, change your whole mental state, just by swirling my tongue around the head of your dick. Shit, now I want to suck a dick again. I got to quit writing this shit out as I end up making myself frustratingly horny. My point being is this. Sucking a penis is a joy for everyone involved, as is eating vagina. I love to feel a hot set of lips and tongue, making me squirm just as much as I like being the set of lips and tongue. If I had a dick, and I truly wish I did, I would want it in a mouth twenty-four seven. It could be just me, but the first thing I think of when I see a hot guy is putting his cock in my mouth. Seems...oh, I don't know, such a natural thing to do.
I just saw they are pulling Bugs Bunny characters left and right because of the violence. Then I see an ad on TV for a video game where the object is to kill everything, violently. We really do live in a time of massive stupidity. When a porn chick makes more sense than the supposed leaders of our world...we live in a fucked up world. Which is why we should all just shut up and listen to the porn chick. Now drop those pants, guys, and let's see what your packing. Ladies, you're next, so don't think I forgot about you. Don't you wish you could just do that? Hey, you, let's see what you got in those pants! And they would do it? There would never be a bad date.
This is how you start your day off correctly, stress relief, and protein drinks. I could actually hear his jizz squishing out when he came. How cool is that? @u125291845
Here is the video. Take your time, check it out. Leave a cumtribute for me. That's an order! The video is pretty self-explanatory as I do a lot of explaining in it. Let me know what you think of it and again, don't be afraid to show me what you got!
Happy Monday, it's update number two for the day. I took some goofy pics this morning while having my coffee and joy joy joy; you get to see them! I know, another fucking picture update. Shut up and deal with it. I got a badass video cumming up, so be patient. It's cooking right now. I have another girl-girl video heading your way tomorrow, and the rest of the week is boy-girl, so there will be sperm. You may be asking yourself, why am I wearing a hat? Why do you wear a hat in the morning? Because your hair is all fucked up. That's like asking why I finger myself in the bathroom. Because it's just easier...including cleanup, and I can lock the door if need be. Any more questions? If you ask me about getting laid. No, I did not. I did get fucked with a dildo and had my ass licked by my beautiful girlfriend, and yes, not only did she finish the job, I returned the favor! I could have gotten laid, but I am saving that for Wednesday...just in case a certain somebody wants to slip a finger or a tongue, better yet, a steely hard, veiny tube snake in me. Because I am that girl on hill, my sister won't do it, but I will. I am getting seriously weird and misquoting ZZ Top, so I got to go!
Today's first post is just goofing around with the before and after posts, I do on Twitter. I suppose I could put them on here. Kind of a no brainer, not sure why I haven't been putting them on here. Probably mostly because I have been putting the entire sets on here. Anyway, enjoy the video, there is a full-length one cumming up later so keep an eye out for that one. Plus I have some more stuff from this morning as well! Got go squeeze some cum out of a pair of balls so catch you a bit later!
Post 1 of 2 Hello everyone, and sorry for being absent for a day. I had a long Friday night. I am sure some of you understand. Again, no hangover, no drinking other than one beer. Just out till 4 AM. I had a good time, but I was out looking for potential new dick and or vagina. I found neither. I have discovered the number one turn off for me. Pay some heed to this, as it also seemed to have the exact same vagina drying properties for my friend as it did for me. 1. I don't care about what car you drive or how big your house is. If you must mention the size and or quality of your possessions, do so only once. Again, let me confirm. I do not care. 2. By all means, feel free to offer a drink. It shows courtesy. After I say no, and I will say no, do not, let me repeat, do not continue to try and get me to drink. If you do, you remind of a creeper to lazy to buy a roofie. I didn't sell my halo for liquor, BMW's, or condos. I sold that fucker for dick, lingerie, and occasionally pussy. Look, I wasn't always this much of a sarcastic dick. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to perfect this skill.
I LOVE COCK
I mean cake.
I want a T-shirt, a sexy as fuck T-shirt that says just that. I would wear that fucker everywhere.
Here's a weird thought. I was putting the toothpaste on my toothbrush this morning, and it reminded me of milking a dick of cum...except instead of my mouth, it goes on the toothbrush. I get these thoughts now and then. Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.
Twenty-somethings who get hammered should not be allowed to hang out with each other. They get severely stupid. Ask them what one plus one equals, and they will say two. The correct answer is three. They will be way to plastered to use a condom.
My "To do list"
1: Check and see if the shed leaked.
2: The lady who lives up the street. Not her but her college-aged son.
3: If not, the college-aged son, his dad.
4: The chick that works at Guess.
5: Both the college-aged son and his dad at the same time.
6: Get the chick at Guess, and both guys and just get weird.
Thinking about toothpaste has me wondering. Can I feel sperm traveling through a hard penis with my hands? I can't remember. Now I almost have to find out. I hope so. The thought of it is somewhat box drenching. I will have to wrap my hands around it and hold still at the exact right moment, or I will screw it up, though. Oh well, practice makes perfect.
So I got a new toy. Thank you, George, my pussy thanks you as well. I warn you that if you send me something, I will use it, video it, and make you famous. Consider yourself informed. So this thing is really pretty cool. It sucks your clit, your box, the whole kitty, so to speak. Sucking toys rock because they make my clit bigger. The bigger the clit is, the more of it there is to do very weird things too. I somewhat demonstrate why my massive clit is so superior to itty bitty clitty's. I think the demonstration speaks for itself but feel free if you have questions. There is a high possibility that what some would say is an extreme desire for sex is a direct result of my clit. I say your idiot, who doesn't love sex? Anyway, overactive vagina or not, my pussy is digging this new toy. I have to figure it out to get the experience just the way I want, but a little practice never hurt anyone.
I have a guy questioning my femininity. He feels I am overly aggressive in bed, that I am taking what he perceives to be his roll in the bedroom, or wherever I happen to be getting a cock slid into me. What a dick. I mean, I like his dick, but the rest of his body is becoming annoying. I will not just lie there and go "Oh baby, oh baby" to soothe his ego. I don't want to just do missionary. I want to be on top, I want to tittyfuck, I want you to slip it in from behind. For fucks sake, I want to do a ton of shit, and if that bothers you...we probably shouldn't be fucking. That's all I'm going to say about this. I feel like he will be mad at me when he reads this. Cool.
So what else is new? I didn't watch the debate. Everyone keeps telling me about the debate. The only discussion I want to worry about today is the debate of whether I should chase a guy or a chick tonight. Of course, wherever I go, someone will bring up the debate. Or the fact that Donald Trump has the Corona. He will be just fine. If not, Melania can cum stay with me. I'm just saying here...trying to be neighborly. Is it wrong that I want to do weird things with the First Lady?
Hello guys, I am sorry to inform you that there will be a technical delay in tonight's video. I have to re-edit it and render it to make it work on here and I don't have it in me tonight to get that done. It's a different kind of one and I think you will be surprised at the very least. Anyway, just wanted to let you know. It will be up tomorrow without fail so keep an eye out for it around 9 am. That is my official announcement. Please resume whatever it is you may need to resume doing at this time.
OK, another annoying short workout video for you. Shut up and watch it. Don't make me hit you with my big old girl dick. I'll do it! Anyway, check this one out, and I will post an actual fuck video later today, so keep your pants on. Better yet, lose the pants and do strange and harsh things to your dick. Don't forget, if there is no pictures or videos, it didn't happen 💦🍆💦
Good morning everyone! It's the trainer day. I don't have my hopes up, but one never knows. It's possible he might just decide to train me from the inside out. If he doesn't insert his barbell into my slot, then I am shit out luck till tomorrow night. I like barbells. They are long, stiff, and tough to bend. I think I mentioned this once before. Forget about the size. It's all about the stiff factor. That's my only complaint about large dicks because they don't really get steel rod stiff. When a slip a dick in me I want to feel the head pushing around in there, not just bending to every curve. It's a whole different sensation. I prefer rock hard over soft and pliable. I'm sure others feel different, but my vagina doesn't give one shit what others think.
Today's photos are of my giant clit. It's not always as big as this, but I wish it would be! When it's this big, I am fucking ready to do some damage to dicks. It takes on a life of its own, and I feel sorry for any penis that gets in its way. Not really, but I'm selfish that way.
I get asked quite a bit about cum. Odd, I know, but it is a more common subject than you would think. I am not going to get into girls squirting. That sets off a tedious back and forth with a few guys who know more about vaginas than I do. We can discuss that another time. Guys and cum. What are my feelings on sperm? I love sperm—the more, the merrier. I don't just say that because I'm supposed to say that. I know tons of porn chicks who run to the bathroom and throw up the second the camera looks away because they have cum in their mouth. Ask them about cum, and they will tell you with a smile on their face, "I LOVE IT!" I remember the first time I ever saw it, which was a long time ago, my friends. I touched it, smelled it, tasted it. The guy I was with was like "Eeewww!" It was all over my hands; I wanted to know what it was like. Very, very, shortly after that, I took my first load in the mouth, and after swishing it around a bit, I swallowed it. No gag, no yuck, just a big smile on my face. I can remember his shocked face. He was disgusted by it. I was ready to do it again, right there and then. I guess he thought better of it because he literally "came" back for more that same day. The parents must of known I was a little slut because I was on the pill before I could drive. So, no reason not to take a load in the box, and that was my next stop for a load of cum. I actually fucked a guy in his house before school and spent the rest of the day feeling him leaking out. That was all it took. I never looked back. So, my take on sperm is I basically have sex with guys just to get their cum. If a guy cums in me, even if we are thirty seconds into it, I only need another thirty seconds, and I'm cumming. I can feel sperm plopping out of a dick, I can feel it getting pushed into me, I can feel it lubing me up. I can almost feel it now just writing this out. In me is always my first choice. I cum the hardest that way. In my mouth is the close second. I won't lie to you, I love feeling the dick pump cum into my mouth. I can feel it pumping in my hands, on my lips, in my mouth. Will I spit it out? Only if you ask me to because that turned you on or something, but I enjoy feeling it do its slimy slide down my throat. Ahh, shit, I'm writing a book here. I gotta go, but you get the general idea of things here.
Catch you all later!
Brooke.
Post one of four: Someone watched one of my videos today and was quick to point out that only the dude got his cum on. Well, he got it on me, but that's neither here nor there. He was beating around the bush about how only the guy got his rocks off, and I was left high and dry. Let me explain. I guess it may be more of a girl thing, but I could be wrong. It could just be a "me" thing because the older I get, the more I realize that though some people may ride the crazy train, I drive that bitch. Sexually that is. I feel like I am pretty much all there everywhere else. But then again, what do I know? Anyway, where were we? Yeah, I didn't get to cum. Physically that is. Mentally, I came like a screaming eagle. I don't know if guys can do that or not. Sometimes I just want to play with a dick, do what I want to do to it, and when I'm through, I empty the balls, typically down my throat. Just the act of watching the different movements and stages dicks go through when you work them is like cumming to me. Watching the faces and other body movements of the person the cock is attached to are incredible. Awesome is a good word. I guess that's the best way I can explain it. Some people like to play golf. I like to play with a different kind of balls. I don't need to be touched to further my enjoyment. In fact, it's best just to let me have my fun. That is my answer to the question. I have no other way to explain it. I hope it helps.
Susan, my friend who gets embarrassed at the way I dress and sometimes casually insert sex into a conversation, says I use sexual innuendos way too much. I'm trying to lessen the number of sexual references I spit out, but it is so hard...so fucking hard, baby. She thinks I have a problem with sex. The only problem I think I have with sex is that I have really fantastic bad ideas. Besides, having a dirty mind makes dull conversations so much more tolerable. How could I ever give it up? Would you? I would hope not. I haven't perfected the art of stalking hot MILF's and sexy as divorcee's through Target just to spend my days actually shopping and watching TV. I'm just saying here.
Quick observation. I wish my clit was as sensitive as people on Twitter and Facebook are. I'd cum just form walking down the hall.
Is it just me, or is a good morning loaded with a lot of ass grabbing, tit squeezing, ball fondling, and a happy ending? That seems like a good morning for me. I could be wrong. Doubt it, though.
Catch you all later!
Love ya
Brooke
Here are five short clips I took fooling around in a dress someone sent me off of Amazon. I dig the dress. I plan on wearing it out just like this Friday night! Should be able to wrangle me up a fresh twentysomething piece of meat. I don't care who the root is attached to as long as it's steely hard and fully loaded. Hardness is important. The harder, the better. You guys get all worried about size when it's tensile strength you should be concerned with. I want to be able to hang my .50 Cal from it if you know what I mean. Guys with big dicks will read this and be like, what a bitch! I'm not a bitch. I am the teller of unfortunate truths...thank you very much. I'll give you that softer ones are better for blowing; they bend and make curves better. But when it cums to digging around in my belly...I want it hard. Sometimes they get so hard I can see the head moving around in my stomach. That's awesome!
I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't need that kind of pressure. I don't even know what I'm doing right now, much less tomorrow. You are stressing me out, you bastards!
I know a girl in porn who somehow has everything in her life going wrong. Even when it's going right, she will ensure it will go wrong. It's how she gets through the day, I guess. It gets tiresome, though. I like shit to run smoothly. When the shit hits the fan or the condom breaks, I yell, "Plot twist!" and move on. It seems like sound logic, and it's always worked for me. I do fix my problems. I wouldn't have a combined credit score over 800 if I didn't. See how I tooted my own horn there? Meh,...I am super proud of my credit rating. I have been financially embarrassed with the best of them over the years, but always dusted myself off and kept going. Where am I going with this? I don't have a fucking clue. Wait...I guess I kind of do. I stay away from "Still People." Still complaining, still hating, still broke, still stationary, still nowhere. They will freeze you right up with them.
I got an email asking why I tend to write as if dicks are independent of their owner. To me, they are. No matter what the owner of said penis says, his dick does what I tell it to, not him. That should clear up any misconceptions some of you may have had. I have had boyfriends who were just along for the ride. I never listened to them, didn't do anything they wanted, didn't care one bit about their feelings. I wasn't dating them. I was dating their cock. Sometimes balls as well. Sounds mean, but really it's the best relationship in the world. No dinner dates, movies, cuddling, just me and your dick doing whatever we like for a few hours, and then you are free to go. As long your dick successfully pumped a gallon of jizz in me, that is. If not, you might be hanging around waiting for a while. I mean, why else would I invite your dick over?
Catch you all later!
Brooke!
As you know, edging is my new thing. It's teasing a penis until it's achingly frustrated. I'm pretty good at it in real life. Dicks take on a life of their own when they are in my hands. It's weird, I forget the dick is even attached to a guy. It's like a whole separate entity. Anyway, my first shot at showing you a little bit of edging. This didn't go quite as planned as I myself am frustratingly horny and that fucks up my thought process until I do something about it, which I am about to do! My clit is so massive right now, I don't think I have ever seen it bigger. What got me horny? I video cammed with a dude who had a frighteningly stiff dick who edged himself. He put the cam with an under view so I could see his balls. I asked him to do that. He had me tell him how I owned his dick and he could only cum when I told him to. He didn't touch himself for a few minutes and after I told him to cum he started with this little tiny pump of cum and some dribble that followed. His balls were doing all kinds of weird things though and then his dick shot massive ropes of cum out. I swear his balls should have shriveled up to raisins after dumping that much sperm out. Then he hung up. I would have gladly finished myself off for him but he was out the door. So now I have this massive clit and it's going to get a workout! Catch you all in a bit. And yes, I did take pics of my pumped up clit!
Mediation. Because you can't just go punching people in the face. Look, I'm just saying. It's Monday. I can say whatever I want. Though, I may get stuck in the face for doing so. That is the chance you take, I suppose. People fill me in their politics. All their opinions and views were formed by memes on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Way too many people never bother with facts because that requires they use their brain. People think my silence is agreement. In most cases, it's because their stupidity level has reached such epic proportions; it has rendered me speechless. I say this equally for both sides. This post isn't targeted at anyone specific or any political side, but if you feel like I offended you, well, I'm glad I could reach at least one person. Truthfully, I think I am speaking for the silent majority when I say these things. I could be very wrong. Enough of this political crap lets resume other activities. Man, I just know some people I met this weekend are going to read this and hate me. Oh well, they wasted hours of my time selling me on politics. All I wanted to do is get some cum pumped in me, but no...I had to hear about the election, which is, according to some, the same day the world will end. Save me a seat with a view if you would please, and thank you.
Until you have given a blowjob, don't knock it. Odd things to say, but I think very, very accurate. Sure, there are a lot of bad things that can wrong with a blowjob. The worst being smelly. If you know there is even a remote possibility, someone will be up close and face to face with your dick, scrub that fucker clean. Untrimmed jungles hiding half of the cock is a definite fashion no. Neatly and tightly trimmed is always best. You don't have to be shaven clean everywhere but keep the bush stubble length and the balls and shaft smooth. It looks twice as big, and it's a joy to handle. Take care of those two things, and it's smooth sailing. A penis is a joy just to hold. But, pop that thing in your mouth and roll the head around, well that's out of this world. I don't know, don't you guys just like diving in a pussy and staying there for an hour? I literally get off on getting people off. I don't have to get fucked, and I can cum just as hard doing myself thinking about it. Sometimes even harder. I pick out certain moments like when the balls start to suck up inside or how they feel when they are pumping sperm. When I'm blowing you, though, I can feel the balls and the shaft with my hands and the head with my mouth. Right before you balls squeeze the cum into my mouth, the head gets super fat, and I can feel it. I can feel it on my tongue, in my throat, and I know I'm about to get a warm slimy mouthful of wonderfulness. Do I swallow? Duh. I don't know why, but a belly full of sperm has always been a fan favorite of mine. I shouldn't even say this, but my first experience ever with a guy, and I started early, was swallowing. It wasn't his idea; it was mine. That's all we did, a blowjob to finish and gut full of swimmers. Even after I figured out all the rest of the things I could do with sex, it was my go-to thing. I learned that you could taste the cum in your throat for a very long time. I wouldn't eat or drink to make the taste last longer. I don't remember anyone complaining. In fact, I had stalkers after I broke up with a couple of them. I guess back then, it was a big deal, and it might even still be. But I just thought they would move on to other chicks, and all would be good. I didn't realize then that I was the freaky one. Man, I'm going back way to far. I gotta get off of here. I've spent thirty minutes writing this out, and I have things to do today. I wish a blowjob were one of them, but I don't see a hard dick appearing magically during my day. A girl can hope, though!
There are several videos in this update so scroll through them!
It is a gay day Sunday. Sometimes it's just good to be gay. I don't have to worry about too much, and I do love the taste of the vagina. I don't like it all disinfectant clean, so it tastes like Dial soap. I like it clean but real if you know what I mean. There is a particular smell that drives me wild. It's like it's clean but just wet and sweaty enough to have that woman scent. It instantly makes my mouth water and my box drool. It takes over my mind, and all I can think about is getting more of it. That's where I am at today!
Moving on, sorry I didn't post yesterday, but I had a long Friday night, and it took me most of yesterday to recover. No...I didn't have a hangover, I just was out till four am. I'm not a spring chicken anymore, I like to get my sleep, and when I don't, I just want to lay around and do nothing. I'm not complaining; I had fun. I wish I had an "I got dicked by three dudes all at once" story; that would have been awesome, but I don't. I went shopping with Juliette and then to dinner, and then we met some friends at the Sea Drift in Ormond. I was there for a few hours and a guy who was twenty-five and good looking, tall, fit, right up my alley. He blabbed on and on about twenty-five-year-old things, and I pretended to listen. All I wanted to know was what was hiding in his pants. He was too stupid to get the hint, so I asked him to show me his truck. We got in and made out a little bit, and I tried to get his dick out, but he kept cock blocking me. He wanted to get to know me a little better first. I said unless he was going to introduce his dick to my lips, we were at an impasse. He kept up with "we should go on dates first" crap, so I patted him on the head and told him good luck with that, try a church group next time instead of a bar. Juliette decided to go home, and I went to another upscale party at a hotel bar. There were some smoking hot chicks there. I was in the mood for cock, though. I don't care what any chick tells you, sometimes there is no replacement for a stiff cock. So...I met another guy, thirties, good looking, all that crap, and we went out to his car. Sound familiar? I had a pattern going on Friday night. Anyway, we were making out, and this one didn't stop me from pulling his cock out. I do like unzipping a man's pants and finding no underwear. That's how I found this guys dick, and it was a nice one. Very smooth, thick, not super long. Big round balls, though. They were heavy, and that made me happy. I started making out with him and stroking his cock when I felt his hot jizz hitting my arm. Cue the Wah wah wah waaaaaaaah music. It would have been alright if he was able to recover in a few minutes, but that didn't happen. He tried, played with my tits, fingered me, I sucked him, stroked him, nothing. So I sat back against the door and told him to watch me finger myself. He did while he stroked himself, but not only did he not hard again, I couldn't cum either. Bastard! I had high and hard hopes for him. So back to the party I went. I danced with a few girls, made out with a couple of them, but they all had boyfriends or husbands, and I like my girls all to myself, so I went home. I had fun. I did. It sucked I couldn't get a dick in me, but shit happens, I guess. No, I won't be seeing either of them again. None of us are on the same page when it comes to sex. One wants a commitment. The other is good with a one-sided sex life. I am into neither of those things. There is always this week. Who knows...maybe I will find the cock of my dreams. Anyway, I have to run but I will post later tonight around 9pm so watch for that!
So, it's Friday, and I am going out tonight. I am going out with Juliette, and though I suppose we could get all gay to cap off the evening, I would rather be tasting cock. I am not feeling the gayness today, but I suppose that could change. I had a good cum yesterday. If you watched the video from yesterday, you kind of know I got my butt filled with jizz. I could still feel it in there this morning, and I won't lie. I rubbed one out. Well, I kind of did. I couldn't finish the job. That happens sometimes. Not often, but now and then. I had to much stuff to get done this morning, and I was in a rush. So, now I'm walking around with a perpetually wet and loaded box. Probably not what you wanted to hear, but too bad, I told you anyway. So anyway, I need to be more forward with people I want to fuck. I hold back a little too much, and I wait for the other party to make the first move. Tonight is a training night. I am going to be way more forward with people to see how it works out. I will dress accordingly in a blatant effort to get a rise out of as many penis's as I can. On that note, do you ever just watch your dick grow? I love to watch dicks grow. Especially when they are all shriveled up like a shrimp. They puff up and stretch out and go from ugly floppy things to beautiful hard rods. I like it when the guy is laying down, and his dick is so hard it points at his face. It's like yelling at him to do something, which is obviously good advice—just another reason god should have given me a dick as well as a vagina. Add that to the list of things that the Big G and I will need to go over when it gets to be that time. Anyway, I'm in a bit of rush still and now my mind is back on dick again and really need to concentrate so I will cut it short here!
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I will post again today; I do have a real porn video for you, so watch for it!
Hello...again, everyone. No, I didn't get laid by my trainer. I did, however, get laid by someone else. My trainer was a dead fish today. I need to get a new one. Actually, it's not fair to him. He is doing a fine job as a trainer, but he isn't budging on sticking his meat into me. I would have preferred my trainer's dick in my ass today instead of the one that ended up in there. The guy I fucked will be angered when he reads this, and he will, but it is what it is. Sorry, my trainer fantasy is way above the level that fucking my friend is. Not that the sex wasn't great, it was. It just wasn't the sex I was hoping for today. Does that even make sense? It does to me, but I could be throwing nonsense out there that only makes sense to me. Anyway, it took a while, but I did get off, and it was quite good. Shhhh, don't tell the guy fucking me I was thinking of my trainer the whole time. Wait..he's for sure going to read this. Sorry, but I was. Oh well, I did get an ass full of cum, as you can see in this video. The best part of letting a guy empty his sperm in my ass is that it stays with me for the rest of the day. I can feel it greasing up my ass and just barely leaking out. So, you ask, whats with the clit pump? People keep asking me why my clit is so big. Now you know. When I pump my clit up like that, it gets so sensitive it's almost unbearable but in the best of ways. I probably pump it up three or four times a week. It looks just like a mini dick. There is nothing better than pumping it up and then having someone suck my clit. It's the only time I squirt. I'm not talking that horse spray kind of squirt, which really is just a high-pressure leak; I'm talking like cum out of your balls type stuff. I think it showed up a little bit on this video, but I am not quite sure. I didn't watch the whole thing. I had my two or three O's for the day, and I am in no mood for another swampy twat. I'm serious when I say I get wet. I get very wet, drooling kind of wet. It's thick and gooey like sperm, and if left unchecked, dribbles down my legs. Let's just say if I'm turned on; no lube is required as you have done your pre-fuck correctly. Anyway, don't let this video freak you out. I am not a total perv, close, but not absolute. Enjoy and let me know what you think!
