Sexy Cousin Feeds You Her Farts for Bedtime *Get it 4$ cheaper than anywhere else!
Sexy Kristi is your hot older cousin. She comes and stays with your family every summer. You always had the hots for her but you knew that she was your cousin so obviously that was a hard NO... until last summer. Last summer was the summer that changed the rest of your life... it was the summer that your sexy cousin found out about your fart fetish... and you found out about hers!
You were super excited about this summer being able to see her again and you were so excited the first night she got in to town and she went to eat at her favorite Mexican restaurant. You eagerly awaited her arrival home, hoping to get a sniff or two of her sexy bean farts.
She finally gets home and comes to check on you. She tells you all about her yummy dinner and makes sure you don't need anything before she goes off to bed... but you do need something! You tell her that you are SO hungry that you just can't go to bed with your stomach growling like this!
Sexy cousin Kristi feels horrible! Here she is with a full belly and her poor cousin is literally starving! It doesn't take her long to come up with a brilliant idea! She knows just what to do for her hungry cousin.... she is going to feed your her yummy Mexican food farts!
She has a belly full of farts and she is more than happy to share them with you...
And you just have a feeling that this summer is going to be like last summer, and she offer to help you cum for her farts, too. Only after you get a full belly, ofcourse!
The Gassy MILF Next Door * Get it 4$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
Ever since you first moved on to this street you've always noticed the sexy MILF that lived next door. You went off to college and kind of forgot about her but you certainly remembered as soon as you came back home.... infact, you might have noticed a little too much and you probably stared at her ass a little too long...
This was confirmed later the next day when you are groggily waking up in the sexy MILF next door's basement! You have no memory of what happened... all you know is that you are tied up and she's here. You're not entirely sure of what is going on but it all becomes clear very soon...
The sexy MILF next door has been eyeing YOU for years! She thought she had lost her chance when you left for college but imagine her surprise the day you came back home! She didn't waste any time at all devising a plan to finally get what she has always wanted... YOU!
So here you are... tied and bound in your neighbor's basement... you are not quite sure what is going to happen but your neighbor sure looks sexy as hell and her ass is totally phat so it can't possibly be that bad, right?
So... guess who drove 3 hours one way to get just enough oil to top off my car until her oil change? She ain't a cheap bitch, that's for sure. And she burns her oil like she does the tires. If you know, you know.
Kristi's Super Secret Garden Fertilizer * Get it 3$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
Kristi is definitely the perfect wife, except for her one major flaw.... she can't stop eating her husband's friends! She lost track after she ate the 10th one and so far, her husband hasn't noticed anything out of the ordinary.... until today.
Another one of his friend's stop by and her husband is not home from work yet. Kristi makes a little small talk with him and starts to flirt a little just so she can move in closer to him.... and she opens her mouth and swallows him whole!
A little while later her husband gets home from work and Kristi's last little snack has made her completely bloated and full of gas. She can't help but rip massive nasty farts while they are talking and eventually her husband figures out that she has been eating his friends!
He is absolutely upset but Kristi doesn't care... infact, she has a new ultimatum for her husband... one that could have dire consequences if not followed.
After all, Kristi's garden is absolutely thriving with the new "secret fertilizer" she's been feeding it and there is no way she is going to stop!
I've only ever did a couple of these types of fart videos in my 21 years so this day felt like the perfect day to make an updated video. I was so horny and so gassy so it was absolutely perfect... and oh so good too!
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry ya'll! My Friday video never posted because I got stung by the stupid bee when I was watering the animals and didn't have a chance to finish posting it. Then I got sick as fuck again and forgot that I forgot to post it.
I still feel awful, been in bed all day and I will be posting it tomorrow <3
Step-Mommy's Little Fart Sniffer * Get it 2$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
Honey... why are you still awake? You know we have a big day tomorrow and you are going to be so tired if you don't get to rest. Why don't you tell step-mommy what is keeping you awake? Do you need a drink of water? No? Well, there must be something that is keeping you awake...
Hmmm... I think I know what you need. Yes, I know just the thing. It's been a long time since you've had any and I know how much you love them.... That's right, sweetie... you need some of step-mommy's farts! I know how much you love sniffing step-mommy's farts and they do always help you rest.
Lucky for you that step-mommy is wearing your favorite jeans tonight and I am so gassy too. Are you ready for a fart? Here you go honey... oohhh smell it baby, that's right, you are step-mommy's little fart sniffer.
Oh no... honey, it looks like step-mommy caused a problem in your pants again. You are going to have to touch yourself while you sniff step-mommy's farts until you cum then you'll be able to rest so good tonight.
That's right sweetie, be step-mommy's little fart sniffer while you are touching yourself for me!
You know what? Fuck summer. Summer can just go die along with the stupid piece of shit bees. It's only been 2 weeks to the day and I already got to use my 261$ epipen. Atleast I wasn't hospitalized again.
Day drinking just hits harder when you got a mean ugly ass rooster to cuddle. This dude is sick of my shit and I don't even care. He's like, c'mon lady, this is the 4th time today.
Hi boys! Here is a little sneak peek at my brand new clip that will be posted this Friday.
Intimate... arousing... personal... this clip is all that and more! It's been a long time since I've made a farting masturbation video and you definitely don't want to miss this one!
This video will be released Friday the 4th so stay tuned and stay subscribed!
Satin Panty Rippers * Get it 2$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
Hello boys. I am wearing some very sexy high waisted satin panties today and I have some rippers for you! I love showing off my perfect ass in my shiny satin panties while farting for you. I show off my satin covered ass in so many sexy positions while ripping fart after fart.... just for you!
Days like this remind me of why I moved as far north as I could and I still haven't escaped this stupid heat. 88 degrees and I'm freaking dying up here.
Can't wait for my 4 feet of snow and 20 degree winter to get here. Atleast summer will be over in like 8 weeks and it will be fall again!
Sitting by the wood stove, crocheting and watching the snow fall across the river. That's my time of year for sure. I can't do this heat, it's so miserable.
Birthday Farting Facesit * Get it 2$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
Oh babe, that was the best Mexican dinner ever! Thank you so much for taking me to my favorite place to eat even though it is your birthday! Mmmm... you even bought me 2 platters of food, too. I am soooo stuffed.
So babe... what do you want most for your birthday right now? I'll do anything you want, I want to give you the best present ever! So, what do you want?
Oh... wow... really? You want me to sit on your face and.... fart? Well... that's kind of an embarrassing request but I want you to be happy and I'll do anything you want so lay down on the bed! Let me just climb on your face and.... let one rip!
Did you like that? Really? You like me ripping farts in your face? Ok... well good then because I am absolutely full of gas from that awesome dinner so here comes the next one!
* Gassy Girlfriend Treats You to After Work Jean Farts *
Babe! You're finally home, oh I am SO happy! I've been waiting for so long because I have some special treats for you. I ate some of my favorite foods today and drank my special smoothie and now I get to share all of my sexy stinky farts with you. I know how much you like them when I'm wearing these jeans and you're the best boyfriend in the whole world so here you go babe..... braaap!
Candid Chair Farts * Get it 1$ cheaper than anywhere else! *
This is a candid style video I did on farting in panties on my office chair. I always find myself ripping farts when I'm working at my office so I love setting up my camera and filming each time I have to fart throughout the day. There is no talking in this video, just candid chair farts.
Hi boys! Here is a little sneak peek at my brand new clip that will be posted this Friday.
Your sweet flirty girlfriend has been waiting so anxiously for you to get home from work because she has some treats for you in your favorite pair of jeans!
This video will be released Friday the 27th so stay tuned and stay subscribed!
Giantess Kristi's Snack Diary * Get it 4$ cheaper than anywhere else *
Giantess Kristi is a very "type A" giantess. She loves to eat little shrunken men but she absolutely must keep track of who she ate, when she finished digesting him, and when she dumped him in to the porcelain throne. She calls this little list her "Snack Diary".
Today, we will observe Giantess Kristi while she goes about her day while eating, digesting, farting, and eventually dumping out each of her 5 tasty snacks of the day while wearing her sexy bright white lulus.
First, she will dig each little man out of her snack jar and taunt him before she swallows him whole. Then, she will continue her day, recording the time that each snack was fully digested. After she feels that they are all ready to be evacuated, she will sit on her porcelain throne and dump each little man out to his final resting place.
But wait, there is a plot twist! There was actually a 6th little man that was spared being ate. See, Giantess Kristi wanted to reserve one little shrunken man to be used as a fart slave! This poor soul was stuck between her Giantess ass cheeks and he had to endure a day's worth of smelling his friends as they were being ripped out of Giantess Kristi's ass.
After each and every little man was digested, she took the 6th and placed him in the porcelain throne so that he could get a close up perspective of exactly what happens when you are turned in to a snack for Giantess Kristi.
She had every intention of retrieving him for further use but unfortunately, the amount of dumpage that landed on top of him in the porcelain throne caused him to be "unusable" so he had to be flushed too.
(Note: no "real" dump footage in this video, just pretend!) (Video is not censored)
I almost died today, ya'll. Have never been more scared in my life. Was trying to save my cat from a tree and stepped in to an underground wasp nest and got stung 1 time on the back of my calf.
Didn't give it a second thought as I get stings and only swell a tiny bit and no other symptoms.
Well, this time it was way different. Within 10 minutes my lips and eyes were swelling, breathing got hard, severe stomach pain. By the time I called 911 I could barely speak but luckily I was able to and an ambulance came and started oxygen and epinephrine injections immediately and loaded me up the ambulance.
It took forever for them to get here and to get me to the hospital because I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I was at fainting point when the showed up but the epinephrine helped let me breathe on the way there.
Got to the ER and immediately got 2 IVs going, one in my elbow and one in my shoulder (after them blowing out 5 different veins trying to hit one.) They started pumping me with benadryl, pepcid, and prednisone.
I started having the worse severe pain in my life in my stomach and v0miting every couple of seconds and that caused me to hyperventilate so they dosed me a pretty high dose of morphine which caused me to pass out which is probably a very good thing.
When I woke up the doctor said if I would have waited any longer to call the ambulance the results could have been very bad. When I arrived my bl00d pressure was below 80 and the doctor told me I was in anaphylaxis shock and I got there just in time before it got really bad.
So yep, scariest day of my life and now I'm going to be deathly afraid of wasps. I've never had this happen before, like WTF.
Excuse my swollen ghost face in the picture, I was so pale white for a while and my face was so swollen.
Your step-mom has a big project due shortly so ofcourse you picked this day to cause trouble in the morning. You just don't feel like going to school today but you know you've missed far too many days already and you know your step-mom is going to be very upset... but you did it anyways.
You went to her office and plead your case for staying home from school and she wasn't trying to hear it! She told you to hurry up and get ready so you don't miss the bus... but you REALLY don't want to go today!
You finally fuck around enough that you find out that today is not the day to upset your step-mom. She shuts her computer and tells you FINE! You don't have to go to school today...
But that doesn't mean that you are not going to learn a lesson or two... a very stinky lesson! You'll never want to stay home from school again.
I need a movie recommendation. I'm still feeling not super great and might lay down and take a nap later. I love all kinds of movies, I'm a huge movie person.
Hi boys! Here is a little sneak peek at my brand new clip that will be posted this Friday.
You woke up this morning and just didn't feel like going to school today... but you've already played hooky way too many times and now your step-mom is very upset! You pestered her enough about staying home that she finally said yes... but it's not going to be the day you expected!
This video will be released Friday the 20th so stay tuned and stay subscribed!
* Stroke for My Farting Ass in Pantyhose* Get it 2$ cheaper than anywhere else!
Hey boys... are you ready for a super hot farting JOI video? Good, because this one is on fire! I am wearing my sexy pantyhose and I am super gassy and I know what that does to your cock so I am going to give you sexy JOI while ripping farts in my pantyhose.
My gassy booty is going to make you cum so hard today!
It's movie night and your girlfriend is so excited for it! Unfortunately, she has a massive amount of gas and a belly ache and she starts ripping long nasty farts. You didn't like that at all and was totally grossed out by her stinky rippers! You started to bitch after she ripped a few farts which completely pissed off your now bitchy girlfriend and she has had enough!
She tells you that she needs a man that loves her and everything about her including her farts. You questions your love for her and demands that you PROVE IT... and there is only one way she will accept it...
You're going to be sniffing farts for the rest of the night if you want to keep her!
